Boogers Stories

Brookelyn Winters and Ashton Patterson are two people that should not be together, but yet they're perfect for each other. They become the deadliest couple in school Follow them and their crazy antics with slime, creepy dolls, jelly beans, and much more.

so it all started when this bitch don't shower,... GAVE ME FUCKING LICE. AND SHES MARRIED TO NIKOCADO AVOCADO. THEN SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH... read to find out zaddy. BTW (this book does not intend any hate it is just for some educational purposes) make me famous btw

When Cassy Freeman's parents died, she crumbled on the inside, she had never felt so alone and unwanted before. However, her parents send a guardian angel to watch over her. His name is Blake, and the moment he first see's Cassy, he knows their lives are changed forever. Blake and Cassy start a journey, one that shows them love, hate and pain. But Cassy's keeping a secret from Blake, and one day, it all unravels... The cover's by LoneTearFalls, isn't it wonderful?

Bophelia has dealt with her fair share of pain, especially when it comes to love. She thought it made her stronger, until she realizes that she can't seem to survive without her best friend, Drew. Can these two find a way to make it through some of the hardest years of their lives while keeping their fragile friendship in tact? There may be some R rated scenes in this sucker so if you don't want to read that then don't read this story. I will of course warn you before it happens so you won't be caught off guard or anything. Nobody wants to stumble into a naughty scene unexpectedly now do they...

Bobby Black is a nose picking, smart, yet dumb, fifth grader. His goal? To be the best flag cheif there is. This is The Adventures of Bobby Black

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Thomas is a skater boy who likes to hang out with his best friend Amani Chi Banani, watching movies, playing video games, eating popcorn, drinking cola, and doing cool stuff. Thomas has a fear of educational buildings to the point that these places give him smelly, fear gas. When Amani drags Thomas through the doors of the library to sign up for the Summer Reading Club, a humorous adventure begins with the meeting of Library Sue, and a miserable old librarian who has just moved to Swift Current. Thomas discovers a mysterious door in the library that leads to the Amazon Jungle. When Library Sue goes missing and all summer programs are cancelled. Thomas and Amani venture through the door to save Library Sue from a fate worst than death-- a fate where she may end up serving as a zombie forever.

Taylor Wilson has been friends with Calum Hood since they were just little babies, they did everything together until He had to leave to go on tour with his band mates and another band named One Direction. She always knew he would one day become famous and go around the world to follow his dream, she was happy for him it's just that she doesn't think she can cope without him. This is a journey Taylor will have to take, there will be ups and downs, drama, love but will she be the same person without her bestfriend?

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Be the one who everyone lives to pick. In the end, they'll tell you why.

Just ask dis hoe, and she'll answuh. NO MATTER WHAT. if she aint 2 lazeh at da moment.

sawyer is a six year old boy, struggling with quitting his addiction. sawyer picks his nose. he is trying so hard to quit, but he just can't. he is afraid. he doesn't quit know why, but he is. he goes through quite a depression, and doesn't know if he will make it. he will struggle a lot. will he survive?

WARNING: Very offensive! If you're anti-racist, I strongly advise you to click away. Contains strong language and adult themes. You know those two characters that supposedly hate each other but end up falling in love? Well, screw them! This is a story where two opposites hate each other with a burning passion. It's their birthday wish for the other to die! Read at your own risk.

A Story Of A Boy Finding His Way To Champions League

Booger

Read in a Russian accent for a better experience.

While your sleeping at night you hear a slight sound of footsteps across the hallway and when you check all there is is a trace of boogers...