Bookintros Stories

Basically this is me coming up with weird ways to start a book/story/piece of fiction I'm writing these mostly because I'm too lazy to start a book and finish it, and also it's just fun to be weird. These are mostly just to be intrigued by and or laugh at, but I guess if you actually want to use one for your book or something that's cool. Probably not an intelligent decision because my writing is terrible, but you do you. (๑¯ω¯๑)