Boomboard Stories

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ALL OF THIS IS SATIRE AND SHITTY ON PURPOSE im on crack (not rlly goverment dont come after me) basically im just doing ship (THAT ARE LEGAL.. OBVI..) and making smut out of them disclaimer i will be making alot of boomboard stuff because those two are homo. and hypertana stuff