Boomers Stories

A collection of short humorous pieces on subjects such as: the brassiere (Go Figure), songs containing the name Gloria (Gloria!), the relationship between Dr. Pepper and prune juice (Give Us This Day our Daily Fiber), and the ‘fifty shades’ phenomenon (Fifty Shades of Beige) Quotes: “Why do they call them minivans, anyway? What would a maxivan look like?” – Deep Thoughts of Mary Schwester “Who needs a minimizer bra? Try this test: When you see a photo of yourself in a group of people, do you appear to be a large chest with a tiny little person following along behind? If so, you may benefit from a minimizer.” - Go Figure “I put on a pair of pants with a loud pattern and asked my sister, “Do these make my rear end look big?” “No bigger than it actually is.” Boy, there's nothing like a sister to give it to you straight. But that's the best thing about being 200 pounds - you don't look any bigger than you actually are. So you needn't lose sleep over it.” – Ton of Fun “It's not like we're not getting enough fiber at my house. We eat nuts in the form of Turkey Hill Tin Roof ice cream almost every night. Potato chips have fiber, too, don't they?” - Give Us This Day Our Daily Fiber

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I'm sure you've heard of Countryhumans or Planethumans and so have I but then I started thinking what if generations were humans so so I did it I made them into people so join in and see how they interact with each other and how they handle problems. (And for simplicity I will only be using 4 generations)

The boomerteers of hermitpad are here! Come ask us to blow up something! WE HAVE TNT

At six o'clock on Thursday mornings, a group of old timers always met at the Hardee's on Whiskey Road- the one next to the Home Depot. If they didn't have nothin' else, they knew where to get a hot cup of coffee with a few others who'd also been around the block. On the eve of the town's biggest local high school football game of the season, the men learn that their dear friend, Rick, has passed away. In remembering him, the small group reflects on their own upbringings, families, desires, regrets, and dreams. Full novella is on KDP

This is a story about the life of my mom, Eve Fulton. I started writing letters to her, two or three a week for several years. They talked about our journey together as a family and the issues we faced. When my mom passed, a volunteer came up to me to say she read the many letters to my mom. I asked her if she kept any. She replied no. So, for the passed year or so I have copied out the stories, and placed them in a logical order. The order will become more and more apparent as the tale progresses.

this is sad

It's been a couple months since the ppgz has seen the rrbz. So what happens?

Every generation blames the one before, a line from the "Living Years" song, pretty much holds true in today's USA, but probably no group is as vilified as our Millennials. Scholars and columnists love to tee off on this batch when there's nothing more current to complain about. Frankly, I think they are in the same lifeboat as the rest of us and are only reacting naturally to the choppy seas they unexpectedly found themselves in. Perhaps we should have invested more in swimming lessons than in esteem building exercises.

My on-going ramblings and memories of a time gone by, growing up in the 1950s and 60s in a Northern English town.