Bootycheeks Stories

As you approach your house, you notice that there is a figure standing near your bush. You look to investigate, but the figure is gone. Next thing you know, you pass out. Written by Zed this was wrtitten like a year ago so some of the humor is probably really badlol

a girl is on stage to perform no one comes but a man *he claps*

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A girl finds a cat hurt and decides to help it and instead of waking up to the cat she wakes up to a group of old ladies standing around her bed.

All drawings are by me and stuff.

After eating too many edibles on a thursday morning, you pass out...only to wake up near an unknown swamp...with a certain ogre staring at you. He annoyingly told you to get out of his swamp! What soon followed was a turn of events...

skaterlight 4 Eva 🥹✌️✌️ FLUFF! FLUFF ANGST!!! YEAH!! also cover art by me bcos I don't rlly like using other peoples art for my own fanfic covers without permission 😔😔 no smut bcos that is not of my personal interest. (WARNING! CONTAINS POTENTIAL SPOILERS FOR LORE AND STUFF.) also this like takes place like. Earlier in their friendship and stuff. And I decided to like. Set it in the late 1900's to le late 2000's bcos I wanted it to be. Because I like that era and it makes me happy thank you very much. I also like. Is it a headcanon? Idk if this is canon or not but I also "headcanon" that the elevator also allows people to travel between eras of time, some of which being from different eras and stuff. They are also the ages 18-19 and like no younger or older and stuff. They are like. Well I called them young adults but they are more like older teens I'd say. Soo yeah. Maybe I wrote too much here but I just wanted to give you guys some context.

~Sophia Alicia Gonzales~ Sophia has gone through incredible loss. A few years after the death of her parent's death, Sophia is as good as she can be. But what happens when she moves to Seattle with her adoptive family? But most importantly, what will happen after she meets Greyson Kai Jackson? ~Greyson Kai Jackson~ Greyson at a young age witnessed what no child should witness. After years Greyson is still struggling. What will happen when Sophia Alicia Gonzales makes an appearance in his life? ~~~ I pull Sophia in by the waist, pressing her as close as I can to me, looking her in the eye. Warmth radiating off her. My eyes can't help but wander down to her lips. They're so close I could kiss her. "Sophia?" "Yeah?" she asks curiously. "What are you doing to me?" Her eyebrows furrow together." What do you mean?" I need to be honest with her." I can't go a moment without thinking of you, and it's driving me crazy," I admit. ~~~ Tw: mentions of abuse, sexual assault, self harm, suicidal thoughts, depression, car accidents. I'm not sure what i'm missing but pretty bad things will be mentioned. Hope you enjoy!

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Kermit is a business man who has an affair with Elmo while being Engaged to miss piggy😈😭🤪😇😇😱👿😽😽🤝🥰🥰😁🤪😭🥂👉🏼👈🏼😳😳🥵🥶🥵🥶🤯😭 😏 SUMT(maybe) THIs IS A JOKE I swear 🤪😳👿😼 👊🏼👍🏼😈😡🤪👹🤬🥶😳🥳😳🤬😡😏😰🤗🤱🏻🤗🤯😃🤣😂😁😁😡

just a diary of my mental health c: safe space c: p.s. i farted 🎉 TW for se1f h4rm, over stim, and a bunch of other nasty stuff

Read, I'm holding you at gunpoint. This is satire I'm just bored and making it up as I go. South park main 4 chaos. Stan-spiderman on a Barbie scooter with Trump Orange hair is rapidly approaching your destination. The tags are clickbait, there will be no ships unless I randomly make a joke about it or something. I try to make it as canon but also my own idea of funny as I can, if you wanna you can comment giving me ideas for a part wink wink. I won't have a posting schedule I make a new part when I feel like it

Story about a girl named mariam living life as a 20 yr girl. She got mad at a boy...

Alex is NOT an oc this is a REAL person!!!!! Happy Valentines day, chud :0