Boredthoughts Stories

This is a contest entry for BoredThoughts contest. It's not an actual story.

The world needs to laugh a little more, don't you think? I hope in reading all this foolish absurdity, you might feel the inclination to let out a chuckle every now and again. And who knows? Maybe you'll learn some valuable moral lesson.

just my random thoughts I've had at school

Just random things that come to my head. And other things as well. The majority of these are not true but it's your job to figure out which is which.