Borisjohnson Stories

how to deal with love, loss, and moving forward

Follow the Forbidden tale of love with Boris Johnson and his one true love... Donald Trump.

Y/n is a saddo with no life. She is in love with a particular member of the band Five Erections... and that member is Bojo. Please enjoy this, icba to update it very often but I hope this is slightly interesting

This is a crack ship istg please. Don't take this seriously

a Shrek x Bob the builder x prince Philip x Boris Johnson x Donald Trump x Elon Musk x Bob Ross Fanfiction

When Elon Musk finds out his sugar baby is now chatting to his lover, he sure as hell wont be happy about it. An alternative perspective based on politicians and very rich people. Portrayed by love letters, hate speeches and war...when everything crumbles, when truth comes to light, when fate comes knocking at your door..is there anything you can do to change it? Find out if our beloved politicians can keep it together, or will they completely break apart..

whatever this book is it will be better than whatever shite Phillipa Gregory spews out her arse

Daddy Boris embarks upon a new adventure in the land of Theresa's forest...

Nursery Rhymes rewritten for our Covid times. Mostly light hearted but often satirical or with a point to make. Some of these were originally posted in Third Verse but by 'popular demand' are getting a volume to themselves.

Me and boris johnson have a unique friendship we are too swag for everyone.

Nice and lumpy on his birthday bash

After a wild night with boris ophelia isn't quite sure about work the next day but what boris has in store for her was only in her wildest dreams

(theresa may x boris johnson) Although Theresa May was always known for being a bitch, she has a soft spot for Great Stinky Poo, who is extraordinarily stinky. This book has some bad language and gory scenes. Do not read if you do not like Theresa May. Or the Great Mighty Poo. Thank you for stopping by ps i don't have caps lock on and i don't know how to turn it back on so deal with bad grammar 💅

story in which non binary y/n is very short and petite. they are also very delicate and can be hurt easily 🥺🥺 its okay though. floch is their gay bestie!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 any ship slander is not allowed!!! 🥺🥺💕 and any homophobia will not be tolerated! we love lgbtq and all the other letters of the alphabet here!! this is a light x armin x shrek x putin x boris x tamaki x deku x sangwoo x kisaki x saiki x shouty man x rodrick x levi x alvin x oikawas ear x drarry x bonten/toman x peppa pig x possibly more please enjoy my writing, i worked hard on this 😆😆😆

when two girls decide to have a sleepover, everything goes wrong. Who knew one piece of jewellry could bring so much trouble |Gang AU|

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

WARNING! May contain large amounts of cheese! If lactose intolerant take precautions I know this is probably not the kinda thing I would write, but I have been asked by a friend to publish this. It's her story not mine 😉