Borisjohnson Stories

IF ANYONE KNOWS ME IRL NO YOU DONT SHUT UP AND GO HOME yesterday, we had a piece of cheese and it was very good ~uh uh uh uh iiiiiiii i love you y/n ~i love you too bojo hobo OMG I HOPE HE DOESN'T SEE THIS I'M GONNA BE SO EMBARRASSED 😩

when two girls decide to have a sleepover, everything goes wrong. Who knew one piece of jewellry could bring so much trouble |Gang AU|

his hair felt like a toothbrush rubbing against me...😩

boris johnson and remy the rat love story

A very short story about Charles III coronation....with a dark twist

You, a labour supporter driven mad over your lust for boris Johnson, find yourself confused as you must decide between your conflicting political opinions and your heart's truest desire.

go on just read it

Fortune favours the brave. Boris Johnson is PM, the UK has left the EU; rather unceremoniously. Queen Elizabeth 2nd dies and Charles ascends to the throne. With so much upheaval the UK is in turmoil, one ambitious manipulator sees this as an opportunity for personal advancement not the unification of the nation. Lara observes these events from her unique position on the sidelines until it becomes clear that not all is fair in British politics. Liz is excited as she starts her new job but reality soon takes its toll. Follow the lives of these two women through a tumultuous time The title needs work.

Romeo x Juliet is overrated Story written by @mhoait

A beautiful story about our two fav British mopheads 😍

Enjoy as your mind sinks into the peacefulness of the words that will smooth your mind.

An intern, a prime minister.. A coffee cup. (I'll write a better one/description soon)

❤😔😢🙄😀😭🤛👊😬🌌⚠️😞😶😎👀🐹🆗️↪↕️😐💔🤪😳😍👁😂😅🤮💚 shane yaw

One day ur shopping at TESCO and then u run into the one and only Boris Johnson.

(theresa may x boris johnson) Although Theresa May was always known for being a bitch, she has a soft spot for Great Stinky Poo, who is extraordinarily stinky. This book has some bad language and gory scenes. Do not read if you do not like Theresa May. Or the Great Mighty Poo. Thank you for stopping by ps i don't have caps lock on and i don't know how to turn it back on so deal with bad grammar 💅

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Politics at its finest. Boris Johnson is a well none politician, but what has he actually done? Find out.

It's another day as Prime Minister for Boris, dealing with the current state of the country is difficult. However, with Hancock, everything feels so much better for him. He has slowly fallen deeper and deeper for this man that he met as one of his colleagues. He wonders if he ever feels the same way.

I am truly hoping and praying anyone who is close to me doesnt read this story. This is a satire that I wrote. Justin Trudeau (yes, prime minister of Canada) finds himself in a rather stressful situation at the Nato conference. Will Boris Johnson (prime minister of the UK), be able to cheer him up? WARNING: THIS FANFICTION CONTAINS EXTREME NSFW THEMES, DO NOT READ WHILE EATING OR IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH. THIS ALSO CONTAINS MATERIAL THAT MAY BE TRIGGERING OR OFFENSIVE , READ AT YOUR OWN RISK