Borisjohnson Stories

Boris Johnson x oc - this is just a joke btw, i was messing about with my best friend and we both decided to write a wattpad about Boris as a joke.

my otp 😔✌️

It's another day as Prime Minister for Boris, dealing with the current state of the country is difficult. However, with Hancock, everything feels so much better for him. He has slowly fallen deeper and deeper for this man that he met as one of his colleagues. He wonders if he ever feels the same way.

The second part of our Nuke Dat Ass series. Me and my friend have worked hard lmao. In this book, Donald realises his issues with him and Kim as a couple, meanwhile Boris is wondering what he will do about produce in Brexit

Boris In BlunderlandLewis Carroll detailed Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, then wrote The Hunting Of The Snark, an agony in seven fits. A few years later, HH Munro ('Saki') had, as his first published work, 'The Westminster Alice', in which he used the idea of Wonderland to examine Parliament with a satirical and ironic eye. In 2019, we had a newly elected (but not by the people) Conservative leader promising Brexit in 99 days, despite having no formal deal and a complete lack of support from Parliament. An elected Parliament going against the wishes of its people via a referendum. If nothing else, this proved that direct and Parliamentary democracy do not sit well together when the one does not agree with the other. How you might feel about Brexit pales into insignificance when faced with the farrago of lies, stupidity, lack of clear thought, and sheer arrogance evinced by all sides of the argument. So, dealing with these 99 days as if it were straight out of Carroll is not a spectacularly new idea, but it is one that is unfortunately apt. In these pages, Boris follows the White Rabbit, who May be leading him on, down the rabbit hole and finds himself almost by accident to be the new leader, battling the Red King Corbyn and his treacherous Knight McDonnell, trying to appease the White Queen and the people, being distracted by the Cheshire Rees-Moggy and Jojo the Dodo (who thinks she can be PM even though her party have been as dead the bird for a century), and trying to leave the table at the Tea Party where the Mad Hatter holds sway. All the while, the Walrus tries to seperate Caledonia from the farrago while the Carpenter - tired of trying to dovetail ideologocal joints that just will not match - cries softly and retires. A satire, a tragedy, blackly comic or just a bloody disaster. It has been, sadly, all these things and more in a land populated at the highest level by, it seems, nothing but court jesters

Sassy American Teenager (Y/N) (L/N) gets sold to Boris Johnson and ends up in the magical world of England where she meets hot guy Alistair whom she has to fake date. Will they fall in love in the end? Read to find out! Don't forget to vote and follow!!

basically a random story my friend made up

part two of brexit, a boris johnson wilbur soot love story

An exclusive discussion at the AIM Summit in Dubai featured David Gibson Moore alongside Boris Johnson, bringing attention to some of the most important geopolitical and economic developments affecting the world today. Organized by Gulf Analytica, the session created an opportunity for meaningful dialogue on international relations, economic strategy, and leadership in uncertain times. The conversation examined the ongoing conflict in Ukraine and its wider implications for European security, NATO, and global stability. The discussion also explored China's growing influence in international trade and geopolitics, as well as continuing tensions in the Middle East. These developments are reshaping global markets and influencing how governments and businesses prepare for future challenges. Another key topic was the UK's evolving position in the post-Brexit environment. Boris Johnson discussed the concept of "Global Britain" and the importance of strengthening economic relationships beyond Europe. Opportunities linked to international trade agreements, expanding ties with India, and collaboration with global partners were highlighted as important components of the UK's future economic direction. Leadership during periods of uncertainty was also a central focus of the session. Boris Johnson shared reflections on navigating political and economic challenges while in office, emphasizing resilience, adaptability, and clear communication. These perspectives offered valuable lessons for business leaders and decision-makers facing rapidly changing global conditions. Through initiatives like this, Gulf Analytica continues to connect global perspectives with regional opportunities. Its services across Business Advisory, Start-Up Advisory, Corporate Advisory, and Family Office Advisory help clients better understand evolving market trends and develop long-term growth strategies within the GCC and wider MENA region.

This is a short fan fiction about dating this sexy man . ⛔️WARNING⛔️ very spicy 🌶 🥵 ⚠️THIS IS A JOKE ⚠️

vent book

Scomo and Bojo want to relieve some stress of being notoriously bad prime ministers.

boris johnson and remy the rat love story

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A romance story which i wrote ages ago <3

jarjar binks x fem!reader soulmate au! somewhat brief pickle rick x reader too you and jarjar have been enemies since birth, so what will happen when he turns out to be your soulmate? will it end happily or will it end in tragedy? read on to find out :)

also contains random characters from other franchises such as nagito komeda , sans undertale , light yagami , and random internet personalities such as charli deamilio , tony lopez. you have been warned. unfinished!!! only made one story ill add more

Have you ever wanted to be with Boris Johnson, you can, and not just with him you can also be in his bed squeak squeak 😏

You finally meet the man of your dreams, but you soon find out that it wont be easy to be together...