Borisjohnson Stories

Boris Johnson and Matt Hancock two of the biggest names in British politics destined to be a political powerhouse but when they look at each other they see more than just a good chap to go hunting with they see a lover. Will they get their happily ever after or will the discrimination get to them. (I'm not a Tory)

CHAPTER 1 OUT NOW Two lovers are desperate to share their forbidden love.. but in public life where their every move is documented, reported and shared, things can get difficult. Join Matt and Boris as they together discover the true meaning of love, and the troubles it brings.

It's another day as Prime Minister for Boris, dealing with the current state of the country is difficult. However, with Hancock, everything feels so much better for him. He has slowly fallen deeper and deeper for this man that he met as one of his colleagues. He wonders if he ever feels the same way.

Sassy American Teenager (Y/N) (L/N) gets sold to Boris Johnson and ends up in the magical world of England where she meets hot guy Alistair whom she has to fake date. Will they fall in love in the end? Read to find out! Don't forget to vote and follow!!

Oneshots

[smut included] just to clarify boris is bottom

During WW2 Winston Churchill had several doubles, so he could be seen waving at the cameras, while he was really in top secret talks in an underground bunker somewhere else...so what we see, may not be what we see...

This is a collection of poetry I have written during the troubling times of 2020. Coming to the last week of 2020, I had tested positive for Coronavirus so this was written during self isolation reflecting on this chaotic year and the incompetent handling of this pandemic by the UK Government.

Hi, I'm 13 years old nearly 14. I live in the UK and I would like to share/document my journey and how I feel about the whole pandemic.

Nursery Rhymes rewritten for our Covid times. Mostly light hearted but often satirical or with a point to make. Some of these were originally posted in Third Verse but by 'popular demand' are getting a volume to themselves.

In a world where nations are defended and ruled by councils of God-gifted battlemages, one man has one of the rarest gifts of all. His name is Bojo Goldson and with the support of his friends and heavenly glow he will embark on his journey to bringing Britainnia to the light! Status: Ongoing NOTE: Updates may be irregular as it's written on another platform and then copied onto here. We now have a subreddit! r/bojoandthepath You can also read it on Archive of Our Own.

This is a crack ship istg please. Don't take this seriously

A very short story about Charles III coronation....with a dark twist

Boris In BlunderlandLewis Carroll detailed Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, then wrote The Hunting Of The Snark, an agony in seven fits. A few years later, HH Munro ('Saki') had, as his first published work, 'The Westminster Alice', in which he used the idea of Wonderland to examine Parliament with a satirical and ironic eye. In 2019, we had a newly elected (but not by the people) Conservative leader promising Brexit in 99 days, despite having no formal deal and a complete lack of support from Parliament. An elected Parliament going against the wishes of its people via a referendum. If nothing else, this proved that direct and Parliamentary democracy do not sit well together when the one does not agree with the other. How you might feel about Brexit pales into insignificance when faced with the farrago of lies, stupidity, lack of clear thought, and sheer arrogance evinced by all sides of the argument. So, dealing with these 99 days as if it were straight out of Carroll is not a spectacularly new idea, but it is one that is unfortunately apt. In these pages, Boris follows the White Rabbit, who May be leading him on, down the rabbit hole and finds himself almost by accident to be the new leader, battling the Red King Corbyn and his treacherous Knight McDonnell, trying to appease the White Queen and the people, being distracted by the Cheshire Rees-Moggy and Jojo the Dodo (who thinks she can be PM even though her party have been as dead the bird for a century), and trying to leave the table at the Tea Party where the Mad Hatter holds sway. All the while, the Walrus tries to seperate Caledonia from the farrago while the Carpenter - tired of trying to dovetail ideologocal joints that just will not match - cries softly and retires. A satire, a tragedy, blackly comic or just a bloody disaster. It has been, sadly, all these things and more in a land populated at the highest level by, it seems, nothing but court jesters

Michael Gove has a crush on Andy Burnham and vice versa but both are to awkward to do anything about it...

teehee i love nathaniel

so yes I'm bored. I decided that I'd create a Wattpad diary I suppose so the fUtUrE gEnErAtIoNs can see this and count themselves lucky I created a diary on my Notes app so I thought I'd copy and paste for a while. the first chapter will just be explaining what the disease is and stuff so yeah here we are the cover is rosa diaz and that's a) just because I can and b) she is gorgeous

(theresa may x boris johnson) Although Theresa May was always known for being a bitch, she has a soft spot for Great Stinky Poo, who is extraordinarily stinky. This book has some bad language and gory scenes. Do not read if you do not like Theresa May. Or the Great Mighty Poo. Thank you for stopping by ps i don't have caps lock on and i don't know how to turn it back on so deal with bad grammar 💅

just a story between y/n and boris