Borisjohnson Stories

Boris, the heroic sex-machine, had just saved Y/N from disaster! He falls deeply inlove with "sweet kitten whiskers", his dad's ex Tinder hook-up, and go on romantic adventures together. <3

Wilbur was never interested in politics, but when Boris came around that all changed.

Worldwide sensation, Ed Sheeran, spends a romantic evening with former prime minister of England and tory icon, Margaret Thatcher 😍 List of ships featured 🥺💗🤞: -Ed Sheeran x Margaret Thatcher -Nigel Farage x Boris Johnson -Margaret Thatcher x Boris Johnson -Obama x Ed Sheeran x Boris Johnson -Boris Johnson x Matt Hancock -Ed Sheeran x Obama

The second part of our Nuke Dat Ass series. Me and my friend have worked hard lmao. In this book, Donald realises his issues with him and Kim as a couple, meanwhile Boris is wondering what he will do about produce in Brexit

so yes I'm bored. I decided that I'd create a Wattpad diary I suppose so the fUtUrE gEnErAtIoNs can see this and count themselves lucky I created a diary on my Notes app so I thought I'd copy and paste for a while. the first chapter will just be explaining what the disease is and stuff so yeah here we are the cover is rosa diaz and that's a) just because I can and b) she is gorgeous

(theresa may x boris johnson) Although Theresa May was always known for being a bitch, she has a soft spot for Great Stinky Poo, who is extraordinarily stinky. This book has some bad language and gory scenes. Do not read if you do not like Theresa May. Or the Great Mighty Poo. Thank you for stopping by ps i don't have caps lock on and i don't know how to turn it back on so deal with bad grammar 💅

You met matt hand to cock in government and get in a relationship. Will it last?

vent book

bojo meet sonic and they lover romance forever

Spicy bojo

~But then she saw him and she couldn't keep her eyes off him, he was beautiful.~

Oneshots

A very short story about Charles III coronation....with a dark twist

Layton and Luke receive a letter one day.

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Boris In BlunderlandLewis Carroll detailed Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, then wrote The Hunting Of The Snark, an agony in seven fits. A few years later, HH Munro ('Saki') had, as his first published work, 'The Westminster Alice', in which he used the idea of Wonderland to examine Parliament with a satirical and ironic eye. In 2019, we had a newly elected (but not by the people) Conservative leader promising Brexit in 99 days, despite having no formal deal and a complete lack of support from Parliament. An elected Parliament going against the wishes of its people via a referendum. If nothing else, this proved that direct and Parliamentary democracy do not sit well together when the one does not agree with the other. How you might feel about Brexit pales into insignificance when faced with the farrago of lies, stupidity, lack of clear thought, and sheer arrogance evinced by all sides of the argument. So, dealing with these 99 days as if it were straight out of Carroll is not a spectacularly new idea, but it is one that is unfortunately apt. In these pages, Boris follows the White Rabbit, who May be leading him on, down the rabbit hole and finds himself almost by accident to be the new leader, battling the Red King Corbyn and his treacherous Knight McDonnell, trying to appease the White Queen and the people, being distracted by the Cheshire Rees-Moggy and Jojo the Dodo (who thinks she can be PM even though her party have been as dead the bird for a century), and trying to leave the table at the Tea Party where the Mad Hatter holds sway. All the while, the Walrus tries to seperate Caledonia from the farrago while the Carpenter - tired of trying to dovetail ideologocal joints that just will not match - cries softly and retires. A satire, a tragedy, blackly comic or just a bloody disaster. It has been, sadly, all these things and more in a land populated at the highest level by, it seems, nothing but court jesters

Nice and lumpy on his birthday bash

Fortune favours the brave. Boris Johnson is PM, the UK has left the EU; rather unceremoniously. Queen Elizabeth 2nd dies and Charles ascends to the throne. With so much upheaval the UK is in turmoil, one ambitious manipulator sees this as an opportunity for personal advancement not the unification of the nation. Lara observes these events from her unique position on the sidelines until it becomes clear that not all is fair in British politics. Liz is excited as she starts her new job but reality soon takes its toll. Follow the lives of these two women through a tumultuous time The title needs work.