Pheon1x
What happens when you lock gods, elven kings, proud rangers, and chaotic hobbits inside a modern travel van? Absolute, unadulterated madness.Based entirely on the most legendary, chaotic, and hilarious internet memes from Pinterest, this is a collection of short, fast-paced parodies where the characters of The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, and The Lord of the Rings are thrown into modern, everyday disasters.Follow Y/N (The Reader) as they attempt to survive a series of turbulent adventures with the host of Arda. From the brutal "Aux Cord War" on the highway with Morgoth and Curufin, to a chaotic day at the beach where Boromir is forcibly turned into a seaweed mermaid by Pippin, and a frantic drive-thru run where Dwalin refuses to order chicken nuggets for the kids-this roadtrip is a much harder trial than reclaiming any master jewel in Arda.Pack your bags, secure your seatbelts, and get ready for a wild ride filled with pure elven arrogance, dramatic dwarf tantrums, and absolute comedy.
A Tolkien Parody Book by Pheon1x. Updates whenever inspiration strikes!
Disclaimer: I do not own Middle-earth. All characters belong to J.R.R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson