Boxcutter Stories

My girlfriend sucks

This is for anyone who loves FPE! I am putting together lots of ships! All of these characters--except you, of course--belong to the YouTuber Kaatie

I'm not the brighter bulb in the box, the most useful crayon in the container, or the sharpest knife in the pantry. Here, I write about it, so that I can look back on it, and so you guys can chat and tell me if you have done this.

This silly comedy follows super spy, Courtney, as she takes on some of the worst villains the world has to offer. Cheesy one liners? Yup. Tons of action? Yup. Twists and turns? Yup. Surprise ending that will make you want your wasted time back? Yup, this story has it all. So hilariously bad it may just make you question literacy.

Akashi Seijuro had a little sister all along? Now Akane is a freshman at Seirin. She joins the basketball club in hope of acting out her own revenge plan against her onii~chan. How will the Absolute Emperor and the Flawless Empress war end?