Britishslang Stories

𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧... 𝐒𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐲, 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫, 𝐄𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐞𝐝- 𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧- 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭. 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜. 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ A/N Some things to clear up: • I am from England, and this story is based in London (not where I live btw!) so therefor I will be using British slang and words that wouldn't be said the same in places like America- for example we say trousers but Americans say pants- if you don't understand what the words mean then I'll put like a glossary at the end of the chapter! 💕 • I play guitar and a bit of piano myself so I'm not COMPLETELY clueless about music and my favourite bands/singers are The Beatles, Queen, and David Bowie! 💕 • I will be using already made songs written by real musicians, so I'll put the

Me,Lisa,will be teaching you how to speak Roadman a.k.a British slang :)

Can you imagine Zayn and Louis as BIOLOGICAL brothers? What if they adopt a kid? (Well, Louis... You never know what can happen.) Will the kid have a good life? Will they be good and fun brothers? You never know with them! THIS CONTAINS SPANKING TO AGES 4-5-YEAR-OLDS, AND ONE DIRECTION ARE DOING IT! I DID NOT COPY ANYONE, AND IF YOU THINK I DID, WELL FUCK OFF, IT'S SIMPLE ! DON'T COME TO ME SAYING I STOLE SOMEONE'S IDEA! PROMPTS ARE NEEDED.