Broflovski Stories

The incident changed you. Everyone thought the damage was irreversable, but now? It's a new school year, so it's a new you (or at least that's true in a perfect world). Everything is changing, but the not-so-friendly rivalry between you and your classmate Kyle Broflovski, doesn't. Are you able to forget about the past and supress all emotions (including those towards Kyle ;) ) in order to outpreform everyone? Are you able to do this unnoticed? Only time will tell.

Just some of my personal headcanons for South Park! (+ a bunch of random stuff about south park) - Everything is my opinion. - I don't own south park. - I am a minor. Respect that. - These are headcanons for the characters when they are older. - You are perfectly welcome to leave your personal headcanons in the comments, but don't go attacking my opinions.

WARNING: THIS IS A STYLE STORY (Stan x kyle) SO IF YOU ARE UNCOMFY WITH THIS SHIP THEN DONT READ ❤ Stan is your typical football player really, he wins most of the games and has lots of chicks come upto him all the time. He has a girlfriend named Wendy, Kyle is Stan's best friend, who has had a crush on Stan ever since 6th grade (11) they are now in 11th grade (15-16). As you can probably tell, Kyle is really jealous. What happens if they spent more time together?? 𝙎𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚 Everyone will be 15-16 in this :) Kyle being 15 (almost 16) And Stan being fully 16 Warnings: Swearing Jealousy

"Lick me." "What?" "Lick me," Cartman repeated with a smirk. Kyle just stared at him, waiting for some kind of explanation. He was used to Cartman's idiocy, but this... this was a whole new level. "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Nope. I just think... if you hate me so much, maybe you should try something different." "Like what?" "Licking me."

Have you ever made a mistake and regretted it instantly knowing what kind of effect it may do? We all have been there, and so has our adorable Jew. What did he do to make himself run around in a disguise? Who knows?

pip had became obsessed with being around one of his only friends after they had became friends, people thought damien was forced into it because nobody likes hanging out with pip. damien felt the same way, though. but what would happen if they were stuck together?

"I'm hopelessly in love with death. I'm sympathetic, and that makes it all the more satisfying." A wicked smile curled the corners of his lips upwards. "Imagining the life of the person, who they were, what they loved, who loved them and destroying all of that is what intoxicates me." When Craig, a newly inducted detective in Denver's homicide division, is dragged back to South Park and assigned to his first solo case, he dreads running into the kids he'd grown up with. Help soon comes in the unexpected form of Kenny, and their culprit? Much closer than any of them expected. Could this be the work of the infamous serial killer in Denver, or a horrible accident?

"You. it will always be you. don't you get that? If I had the choice between you and a million things I've always wanted, I would choose you every single time." After years of abuse, Stan's parents finally divorce. Now he has to decide where to move, his mother wants him to move to California meanwhile his father is staying in South Park. Stan finalizes his decision until a familiar face comes up. originally posted on ao3: love always hurt - khloelei

Basically some of season 4/5 of shameless Ian- Kyle Mickey- Stan (kinda) Kyle comes back unexpectedly after Enrolling in the army without telling his family nor friends. Well, besides his lover- fuck buddy-? Well their relationship is complicated. He Told Stan where he was going, to which Stan was left speechless. But with a tough guy reputation to uphold, he didn't stop Kyle Kyle is acting weird after coming home... He's been having very, very high and hyper days mixed with very, very, low and depressed days. °•.•°•.•°.•°•. cover isn't mine, and sadly I don't have the artist. °•.•°•.•°.•°•. I don't own Shameless or South Park, however the story is mine. :)

BEFORE I GET SOME ANTI-KYMAN SHIT, THIS IS THE ONLY TYPE OF KYMAN I SHIP, K? Cartman doesn't crave attention. . .Cartman doesn't try to end the world. . .He doesn't try to get his way. . .But in more than one way, he has changed. . .he just wants to try and date a red head boy. . .Kyle Broflovski.

South park oneshots! recommend some in the comments, not doing adult x child or something illegal like that. I haven't written alot so sorry if it's bad! I'll try to post regularly:D (THEYRE ALL AGED UP HERE BTW)

Kyle and Stan are in a committed relationship. The bullying has never really stopped but it has calmed down a lot. Everything seems fine and there is no struggles in their relationship, until there is. Wendy is being a horrible person and something ( dun dun dun) happens with Randy and Stan. Will Kyle and Stan's love for each other be strong enough to keep them together? Read to find out! TW: slurs Cover art is not mine All characters belong to trey Parker and Matt stone. The title is based of a lovejoy song! Therefore technically it is not original. The story is mine. All rights for the plot belong to me.

It's time for the funny

Stan and Kyle were always Super Best Friends. What happens when one of them begins to feel something they've never felt? Someone's in the way though. They don't let him come close to his friend anymore. They claimed him, but will the feeling overthrow them? Will Stan and Kyle end up together? They hope so...

Ever felt like your life was over before it started? Have you ever felt what depression was like? What Kyle and Eric experience in this story are far beyond what you thought you knew--these two struggle through thick and thin to find themselves and each other--they are forced to deal with their problems and learn to trust one another through endless trials. Will they fail, or will they succeed?

idk random south park related stuff i found

They've been detectives, you've seen them at summer camp, even in juvy! They've fallen in love countless times but here's what you'd never expect: 6 fourth graders get hired at a local Walmart. // UNFINISHED

Kyle meets Death on a regular Monday morning. He vows to do what it takes to protect his friends, no matter how heavy the cost. Or Kyle gives everything he knows to save his friends, despite his needs. Because it doesn't matter what Kyle thinks, as long as they are safe. A South Park one shot about Death, and what really is the cost of a life.