Btscomedy Stories

Yeah uhh, this is actually a Comedy/Romance fanfic.. so if you're not into NSFW content, then you shouldn't have come here, my friend. For those of you who want to read this.. enjoy, my Queens. ;)))

You and your boyfriend Jimin are being stalked by a mysterious man named Namjoon. He's jealous that you've taken jimin away from him, not only does he want Jimin, He wants your life... ( this is a comedy ff )

@jimout: greetings banghoes @j-nope: sup does anyone know who named this chat? i'm curious @yoonglenoodle: just as curious as a horny 7th grad- @jimout: we will be having none of that @jeonjungcockles yeah it was joon @yoonglenoodle: ... @j-nope: ... @jimout: ... @worldwidehandsome: ... @thetaetaetrain: ... <namdude is now online> @jeonjungcockles ...oh no @namdude: GANG BANG BANGTAN @yoonglenoodle: i'm gonna fucking neck myself ××× Highest ranking: #9 - btscrackfic

You saw it all happen in slow motion You watched, helpless, as your perfectly constructed coffee flew out of your grip; each moment passing so excruciatingly slowly that you could practically witness the singular drips of the hot steaming liquid fly through the air as they smashed right into their target. Which just so happened to be: a limited edition Gucci jacket. "Are you kidding me right now?" "Shit" Kim Taehyung x Reader Started: 28.11.18 (Ongoing)

A compilation of all the one/two/three/multiple shots of BTS short stories. Genres varying as per stories, opt as you like. Please check and support my Instagram profile @btsloop07 for BTS fun and unique (uncopied) reels and edits, you surely are going to enjoy them. Happy Bangtaning Army!!!

My random puns I randomly came up some of them are from google lmao and from bts hahahahaha

The biggest & most popular Kpop group in the world -- That I get to manage! It's every girls' dream -- or IS it?? • BTS x Reader • OT7

C R A C K BAD SENSE OF HUMOR

Jin works in a hospital as a nurse. But suddenly he has visit his hometown, he asks Namjoon his best friend to fill in for Jin's night shift. What do you think will happen at the hospital?

You dare to? IF BTS WERE A DISNEY SHOW THIS IS HOW IT WOULD BE!

Ayo everyone I decided to make this account after having endured three years of completely homo - I mean - questionable activity displayed by my fellow members. The events stated in my work may or may not have actually taken place. Read at your own risk. Don't get triggered. Gamsa. -Rapmonster

A Nigerian girl. A fan of BTS. Doing the impossible. Watch out as she paves her way into the lives of each BTS members.

This is a (Mainly Yoongi, Romance) ff, Which i wrote ages ago. Its a mess really. But its meant, vampire, romance, humor, animal, spiritural. Some parts are boring but i tried my best to fix it.. I apoligise.. I would say its good though. I apoligise again if i get some things wrong. I did write this from a baby army.. Its been 16 months ive been an army. The storyline.. Is a mess. Im sorry i keep adding new people who have nothing to do with this fandom. [KINDa IMPORTANT] If you would like me to rewrite all this, and change the members so they are some bad and good guys then please tell me! (If anyone reads this.. 🙃) Thank you if you are! It would mean alot to me!! 💜💜😤😭

The queen gave Snow White the poison apple and Snow White takes a big bite. The bite was so big that Snow White got choked. She struggles but collapses after a few second.

[Short Story] [Completed] "Ms. its curfew time you shouln't be here" "OK" "we won't have any choice but to bring you to our station, if you act like this" "try me OFFICER" "shoot gotta go run" ========= I made this book because I was in the mood lol. idk anymore.

BTS COMEDY FF

🧠 7 Idiots. 1 Group Chat. 0 Braincells. (And a very confused Bogum 🐻💫) In a world where: 🍽️ Jimin tries to boil cereal, 🍌 Jungkook worships banana milk like it's holy water, ⚡ Taehyung thinks light sockets are dating apps, 👩‍🍳 Jin is everyone's mom and the biggest child, 📚 Namjoon is permanently exhausted, 🌞 Hobi radiates sunshine while chaos unfolds, 🧊 Yoongi pretends not to care (but actually cares a lot), ...you can bet this group chat is a 🚨 disaster waiting to happen. Daily. Add a sprinkle of romance 💘 (Jikook, Sope, Namjin, Taegum), a splash of idiocy 🐥, and a gallon of banana milk 🥴🍌🥛- And boom: Welcome to the "Chaotic Hearts" group chat. 💬 May your braincells rest in peace 🕊️🪦💔