Btscomedy Stories

hope you all enjoy this crackfic with our 7 og crackheads BTS 😂🥴🤘🏼 and thanks for reading this once again from your author nim 😌🤸🏻‍♀️

"Having a child may be hard. Shit, there are days where I wake up and cry out of frustration, seeing how they suffer and go hungry at my side. But as soon as I see their little hands clean their face, or hear them mumbling in their sleep I say, 'wahh Jin, how did you get so lucky?'" Y/N had always lived alone in apartment 103. Slaved to her work as a journalist, she one day is asked by her mysterious neighbor, Mr. Kim, to look after his apartment while he's out job hunting. The problem is, Y/N had been warned to not trust that "good for nothing bum from apartment 106," by her best guy friend, Kim Taehyung, who tells her that Mr. Kim was up to no good and might have been trying to get in her pants. Curiosity kills the cat as Y/N accepts in order to try and learn the secrets poor Mr. Kim might be hiding. What she didn't expect to find, however, were two little girls and a little boy watching TV in his living room!! Was Mr. Kim a kidnapper?! Or was there another side to this story? Read to find out in... 🌷Tulips🌷 Rated: Melodrama/Angst P:Jin x Reader ft. Taehyung •Warning• Contains: Swear Words Started: Oct. 2018 *Please do not translate or copy. Edit made by me* ©2018 Marili Cruz

Jin works in a hospital as a nurse. But suddenly he has visit his hometown, he asks Namjoon his best friend to fill in for Jin's night shift. What do you think will happen at the hospital?

Yeah uhh, this is actually a Comedy/Romance fanfic.. so if you're not into NSFW content, then you shouldn't have come here, my friend. For those of you who want to read this.. enjoy, my Queens. ;)))

1..2..3..Brotherhood! 🦀🗿🧬✨🎷🌈💜 Short scenes, stories, and text messages with the members of bts and about the random/stupid things that happens when you put seven crackheads living together. 🦀🗿🧬✨🎷🌈💜 🚫Rated: PG (Some short stories will have 16+warning) - all content is fiction. This is basically just crack straight up lol. new part published 09/11 next part will be 09/20

⚠️Story is Ongoing but Hasnt Been Update😅⚠️ Basically the second ver. of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The three chaotic Kims in one big Mansion

UNNECESSARY NOTES BEFORE YOU READ THIS; -basically/sort of a rip off of journey to the west, one of China's four great ancient novels. SO you know it's good -This is a comedy+fantasy bts fanfic (not a romance). It's something you might read when you are in the mood for some stupid shenanigans and all (hope the readers like it...) - the main character is the incredibly impulsive powerhouse fairy YN (it doesn't mean the 'your name', its just dat naming mc's is a huge fuss and I'm just not in the mood for that) - the setting is very strongly fantasy, so the bts members are all magical creatures, and the mc is a fairy. - Also most of the members are some form of demons here, so do not get angry if they get beaten up and/or are evil. I sorta took out my anger over the stereotypical Y/N By making her supremely stupid. Please tolerate that. Thank u. Nowww on with the plot. THE ACTUAL PLOT: yn is the most powerful fairy in the land, who has already had an infamous 'rampage' through the undersky. Now, on a mission to kill the undersky queen, she comes across adversaries who turn into unlikely allies on her ♢JOURNEY TO THE UNDERSKY♢ (roll credits) (Dayum dats a long description)

The biggest & most popular Kpop group in the world -- That I get to manage! It's every girls' dream -- or IS it?? • BTS x Reader • OT7

A compilation of all the one/two/three/multiple shots of BTS short stories. Genres varying as per stories, opt as you like. Please check and support my Instagram profile @btsloop07 for BTS fun and unique (uncopied) reels and edits, you surely are going to enjoy them. Happy Bangtaning Army!!!

The queen gave Snow White the poison apple and Snow White takes a big bite. The bite was so big that Snow White got choked. She struggles but collapses after a few second.

[Short Story] [Completed] "Ms. its curfew time you shouln't be here" "OK" "we won't have any choice but to bring you to our station, if you act like this" "try me OFFICER" "shoot gotta go run" ========= I made this book because I was in the mood lol. idk anymore.

Ayo everyone I decided to make this account after having endured three years of completely homo - I mean - questionable activity displayed by my fellow members. The events stated in my work may or may not have actually taken place. Read at your own risk. Don't get triggered. Gamsa. -Rapmonster

A Nigerian girl. A fan of BTS. Doing the impossible. Watch out as she paves her way into the lives of each BTS members.

SUMMARY: (2:47 AM): [tere.jpg → Pump me spices demon papi chat] tere.jpg: why need asmr when you can have a 2 hour long video of namjoon reading the bee movie script in his best morgan freeman voice qu0tesalt: where's the link qu0tesalt: WHERES THE FUC;KING LINK ______________________________________________ NOTE THIS: Jin - drywashedHot™ Yoongi - qu0tesalt Hoseok - yikesseok Namjoon - Fathernam Jimin - Shortelle Taehyung - tere.jpg Jeongguk - coconut-fetish-reject

C R A C K BAD SENSE OF HUMOR

This is a (Mainly Yoongi, Romance) ff, Which i wrote ages ago. Its a mess really. But its meant, vampire, romance, humor, animal, spiritural. Some parts are boring but i tried my best to fix it.. I apoligise.. I would say its good though. I apoligise again if i get some things wrong. I did write this from a baby army.. Its been 16 months ive been an army. The storyline.. Is a mess. Im sorry i keep adding new people who have nothing to do with this fandom. [KINDa IMPORTANT] If you would like me to rewrite all this, and change the members so they are some bad and good guys then please tell me! (If anyone reads this.. 🙃) Thank you if you are! It would mean alot to me!! 💜💜😤😭

❝So... Taehyung likes it up the ass?❞ ❝Jungkook!❞ ❝What...?... Do you?❞ _____________ bts jungkook ff