Btscomedy Stories

The biggest & most popular Kpop group in the world -- That I get to manage! It's every girls' dream -- or IS it?? • BTS x Reader • OT7

🧠 7 Idiots. 1 Group Chat. 0 Braincells. (And a very confused Bogum 🐻💫) In a world where: 🍽️ Jimin tries to boil cereal, 🍌 Jungkook worships banana milk like it's holy water, ⚡ Taehyung thinks light sockets are dating apps, 👩‍🍳 Jin is everyone's mom and the biggest child, 📚 Namjoon is permanently exhausted, 🌞 Hobi radiates sunshine while chaos unfolds, 🧊 Yoongi pretends not to care (but actually cares a lot), ...you can bet this group chat is a 🚨 disaster waiting to happen. Daily. Add a sprinkle of romance 💘 (Jikook, Sope, Namjin, Taegum), a splash of idiocy 🐥, and a gallon of banana milk 🥴🍌🥛- And boom: Welcome to the "Chaotic Hearts" group chat. 💬 May your braincells rest in peace 🕊️🪦💔

BTS COMEDY FF

You and your boyfriend Jimin are being stalked by a mysterious man named Namjoon. He's jealous that you've taken jimin away from him, not only does he want Jimin, He wants your life... ( this is a comedy ff )

Ayo everyone I decided to make this account after having endured three years of completely homo - I mean - questionable activity displayed by my fellow members. The events stated in my work may or may not have actually taken place. Read at your own risk. Don't get triggered. Gamsa. -Rapmonster

[Short Story] [Completed] "Ms. its curfew time you shouln't be here" "OK" "we won't have any choice but to bring you to our station, if you act like this" "try me OFFICER" "shoot gotta go run" ========= I made this book because I was in the mood lol. idk anymore.

You dare to? IF BTS WERE A DISNEY SHOW THIS IS HOW IT WOULD BE!

UNNECESSARY NOTES BEFORE YOU READ THIS; -basically/sort of a rip off of journey to the west, one of China's four great ancient novels. SO you know it's good -This is a comedy+fantasy bts fanfic (not a romance). It's something you might read when you are in the mood for some stupid shenanigans and all (hope the readers like it...) - the main character is the incredibly impulsive powerhouse fairy YN (it doesn't mean the 'your name', its just dat naming mc's is a huge fuss and I'm just not in the mood for that) - the setting is very strongly fantasy, so the bts members are all magical creatures, and the mc is a fairy. - Also most of the members are some form of demons here, so do not get angry if they get beaten up and/or are evil. I sorta took out my anger over the stereotypical Y/N By making her supremely stupid. Please tolerate that. Thank u. Nowww on with the plot. THE ACTUAL PLOT: yn is the most powerful fairy in the land, who has already had an infamous 'rampage' through the undersky. Now, on a mission to kill the undersky queen, she comes across adversaries who turn into unlikely allies on her ♢JOURNEY TO THE UNDERSKY♢ (roll credits) (Dayum dats a long description)

This is a (Mainly Yoongi, Romance) ff, Which i wrote ages ago. Its a mess really. But its meant, vampire, romance, humor, animal, spiritural. Some parts are boring but i tried my best to fix it.. I apoligise.. I would say its good though. I apoligise again if i get some things wrong. I did write this from a baby army.. Its been 16 months ive been an army. The storyline.. Is a mess. Im sorry i keep adding new people who have nothing to do with this fandom. [KINDa IMPORTANT] If you would like me to rewrite all this, and change the members so they are some bad and good guys then please tell me! (If anyone reads this.. 🙃) Thank you if you are! It would mean alot to me!! 💜💜😤😭

1..2..3..Brotherhood! 🦀🗿🧬✨🎷🌈💜 Short scenes, stories, and text messages with the members of bts and about the random/stupid things that happens when you put seven crackheads living together. 🦀🗿🧬✨🎷🌈💜 🚫Rated: PG (Some short stories will have 16+warning) - all content is fiction. This is basically just crack straight up lol. new part published 09/11 next part will be 09/20

My random puns I randomly came up some of them are from google lmao and from bts hahahahaha

Love Letter Series | S-F | I saw you fall down three flights of stairs. Are you okay? | - E The first note was out of concern, the second out of curiosity, and the third out of need. °˖✧Book start: Sept. 2020✧˖° °˖✧Book end: -- ✧˖° *Dedicated to the Jin Stans* ●NO translations, plagiarizing, republishing or reposting allowed here or on any other site. ©2020 Marili Cruz

A compilation of all the one/two/three/multiple shots of BTS short stories. Genres varying as per stories, opt as you like. Please check and support my Instagram profile @btsloop07 for BTS fun and unique (uncopied) reels and edits, you surely are going to enjoy them. Happy Bangtaning Army!!!

Jin works in a hospital as a nurse. But suddenly he has visit his hometown, he asks Namjoon his best friend to fill in for Jin's night shift. What do you think will happen at the hospital?

❝So... Taehyung likes it up the ass?❞ ❝Jungkook!❞ ❝What...?... Do you?❞ _____________ bts jungkook ff

• 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 • Welcome to the 3rd annual K- Pop cook off where each year idols from all of South Korea get together to showcase their hidden culinary talents!!! This year's most awaited contestants are Jisoo of Blackpink Suga of BTS Jin of BTS And our special guest... (Y/N), the main make - up artist for BTS who is known to dazzle anyone with her delicious recipes. Jin: Ahh how happy can a handsome guy like me possibly get? I just can't believe that I get to do my absolute favorite thing on this planet with my favorite person on this planet: Cooking with (Y/N)! This cook-off is definitely my golden opportunity to get close to her... But uh-oh, Jin's romantic plan doesn't go smooth like butter after all. Especially when the cook - off grants more opportunities for Yoongi to inch closer to (Y/N) instead of Jin. Jealous hamster mode has been activated. Kitty is cool as ever and ready to bite! Boy oh boy what spicy messes would take place here in this kitchen. Grab your aprons everybody and keep a sharp look out for flying pink frying pans. [The rest of the BTS members will also be making an appearance in this book but the story mainly revolves around you and Jin.] 🍳This cover was made by @EstelleKnightrise 🥇BTS Mikrokosmos Awards 🥉 Singularity Awards - Comedy and Humor

You saw it all happen in slow motion You watched, helpless, as your perfectly constructed coffee flew out of your grip; each moment passing so excruciatingly slowly that you could practically witness the singular drips of the hot steaming liquid fly through the air as they smashed right into their target. Which just so happened to be: a limited edition Gucci jacket. "Are you kidding me right now?" "Shit" Kim Taehyung x Reader Started: 28.11.18 (Ongoing)

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⚠️Story is Ongoing but Hasnt Been Update😅⚠️ Basically the second ver. of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The three chaotic Kims in one big Mansion