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You saw it all happen in slow motion You watched, helpless, as your perfectly constructed coffee flew out of your grip; each moment passing so excruciatingly slowly that you could practically witness the singular drips of the hot steaming liquid fly through the air as they smashed right into their target. Which just so happened to be: a limited edition Gucci jacket. "Are you kidding me right now?" "Shit" Kim Taehyung x Reader Started: 28.11.18 (Ongoing)

Yeah uhh, this is actually a Comedy/Romance fanfic.. so if you're not into NSFW content, then you shouldn't have come here, my friend. For those of you who want to read this.. enjoy, my Queens. ;)))

A Nigerian girl. A fan of BTS. Doing the impossible. Watch out as she paves her way into the lives of each BTS members.

The biggest & most popular Kpop group in the world -- That I get to manage! It's every girls' dream -- or IS it?? • BTS x Reader • OT7

BTS COMEDY FF

1..2..3..Brotherhood! 🦀🗿🧬✨🎷🌈💜 Short scenes, stories, and text messages with the members of bts and about the random/stupid things that happens when you put seven crackheads living together. 🦀🗿🧬✨🎷🌈💜 🚫Rated: PG (Some short stories will have 16+warning) - all content is fiction. This is basically just crack straight up lol. new part published 09/11 next part will be 09/20

• 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 • Welcome to the 3rd annual K- Pop cook off where each year idols from all of South Korea get together to showcase their hidden culinary talents!!! This year's most awaited contestants are Jisoo of Blackpink Suga of BTS Jin of BTS And our special guest... (Y/N), the main make - up artist for BTS who is known to dazzle anyone with her delicious recipes. Jin: Ahh how happy can a handsome guy like me possibly get? I just can't believe that I get to do my absolute favorite thing on this planet with my favorite person on this planet: Cooking with (Y/N)! This cook-off is definitely my golden opportunity to get close to her... But uh-oh, Jin's romantic plan doesn't go smooth like butter after all. Especially when the cook - off grants more opportunities for Yoongi to inch closer to (Y/N) instead of Jin. Jealous hamster mode has been activated. Kitty is cool as ever and ready to bite! Boy oh boy what spicy messes would take place here in this kitchen. Grab your aprons everybody and keep a sharp look out for flying pink frying pans. [The rest of the BTS members will also be making an appearance in this book but the story mainly revolves around you and Jin.] 🍳This cover was made by @EstelleKnightrise 🥇BTS Mikrokosmos Awards 🥉 Singularity Awards - Comedy and Humor

A compilation of all the one/two/three/multiple shots of BTS short stories. Genres varying as per stories, opt as you like. Please check and support my Instagram profile @btsloop07 for BTS fun and unique (uncopied) reels and edits, you surely are going to enjoy them. Happy Bangtaning Army!!!

"Having a child may be hard. Shit, there are days where I wake up and cry out of frustration, seeing how they suffer and go hungry at my side. But as soon as I see their little hands clean their face, or hear them mumbling in their sleep I say, 'wahh Jin, how did you get so lucky?'" Y/N had always lived alone in apartment 103. Slaved to her work as a journalist, she one day is asked by her mysterious neighbor, Mr. Kim, to look after his apartment while he's out job hunting. The problem is, Y/N had been warned to not trust that "good for nothing bum from apartment 106," by her best guy friend, Kim Taehyung, who tells her that Mr. Kim was up to no good and might have been trying to get in her pants. Curiosity kills the cat as Y/N accepts in order to try and learn the secrets poor Mr. Kim might be hiding. What she didn't expect to find, however, were two little girls and a little boy watching TV in his living room!! Was Mr. Kim a kidnapper?! Or was there another side to this story? Read to find out in... 🌷Tulips🌷 Rated: Melodrama/Angst P:Jin x Reader ft. Taehyung •Warning• Contains: Swear Words Started: Oct. 2018 *Please do not translate or copy. Edit made by me* ©2018 Marili Cruz

🧠 7 Idiots. 1 Group Chat. 0 Braincells. (And a very confused Bogum 🐻💫) In a world where: 🍽️ Jimin tries to boil cereal, 🍌 Jungkook worships banana milk like it's holy water, ⚡ Taehyung thinks light sockets are dating apps, 👩‍🍳 Jin is everyone's mom and the biggest child, 📚 Namjoon is permanently exhausted, 🌞 Hobi radiates sunshine while chaos unfolds, 🧊 Yoongi pretends not to care (but actually cares a lot), ...you can bet this group chat is a 🚨 disaster waiting to happen. Daily. Add a sprinkle of romance 💘 (Jikook, Sope, Namjin, Taegum), a splash of idiocy 🐥, and a gallon of banana milk 🥴🍌🥛- And boom: Welcome to the "Chaotic Hearts" group chat. 💬 May your braincells rest in peace 🕊️🪦💔

⚠️Story is Ongoing but Hasnt Been Update😅⚠️ Basically the second ver. of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The three chaotic Kims in one big Mansion

hope you all enjoy this crackfic with our 7 og crackheads BTS 😂🥴🤘🏼 and thanks for reading this once again from your author nim 😌🤸🏻‍♀️

This is a (Mainly Yoongi, Romance) ff, Which i wrote ages ago. Its a mess really. But its meant, vampire, romance, humor, animal, spiritural. Some parts are boring but i tried my best to fix it.. I apoligise.. I would say its good though. I apoligise again if i get some things wrong. I did write this from a baby army.. Its been 16 months ive been an army. The storyline.. Is a mess. Im sorry i keep adding new people who have nothing to do with this fandom. [KINDa IMPORTANT] If you would like me to rewrite all this, and change the members so they are some bad and good guys then please tell me! (If anyone reads this.. 🙃) Thank you if you are! It would mean alot to me!! 💜💜😤😭

C R A C K BAD SENSE OF HUMOR

Love Letter Series | S-F | I saw you fall down three flights of stairs. Are you okay? | - E The first note was out of concern, the second out of curiosity, and the third out of need. °˖✧Book start: Sept. 2020✧˖° °˖✧Book end: -- ✧˖° *Dedicated to the Jin Stans* ●NO translations, plagiarizing, republishing or reposting allowed here or on any other site. ©2020 Marili Cruz

[Short Story] [Completed] "Ms. its curfew time you shouln't be here" "OK" "we won't have any choice but to bring you to our station, if you act like this" "try me OFFICER" "shoot gotta go run" ========= I made this book because I was in the mood lol. idk anymore.

SUMMARY: (2:47 AM): [tere.jpg → Pump me spices demon papi chat] tere.jpg: why need asmr when you can have a 2 hour long video of namjoon reading the bee movie script in his best morgan freeman voice qu0tesalt: where's the link qu0tesalt: WHERES THE FUC;KING LINK ______________________________________________ NOTE THIS: Jin - drywashedHot™ Yoongi - qu0tesalt Hoseok - yikesseok Namjoon - Fathernam Jimin - Shortelle Taehyung - tere.jpg Jeongguk - coconut-fetish-reject

You and your boyfriend Jimin are being stalked by a mysterious man named Namjoon. He's jealous that you've taken jimin away from him, not only does he want Jimin, He wants your life... ( this is a comedy ff )