Btscomedy Stories

❝So... Taehyung likes it up the ass?❞ ❝Jungkook!❞ ❝What...?... Do you?❞ _____________ bts jungkook ff

⚠️Story is Ongoing but Hasnt Been Update😅⚠️ Basically the second ver. of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The three chaotic Kims in one big Mansion

• 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 • Welcome to the 3rd annual K- Pop cook off where each year idols from all of South Korea get together to showcase their hidden culinary talents!!! This year's most awaited contestants are Jisoo of Blackpink Suga of BTS Jin of BTS And our special guest... (Y/N), the main make - up artist for BTS who is known to dazzle anyone with her delicious recipes. Jin: Ahh how happy can a handsome guy like me possibly get? I just can't believe that I get to do my absolute favorite thing on this planet with my favorite person on this planet: Cooking with (Y/N)! This cook-off is definitely my golden opportunity to get close to her... But uh-oh, Jin's romantic plan doesn't go smooth like butter after all. Especially when the cook - off grants more opportunities for Yoongi to inch closer to (Y/N) instead of Jin. Jealous hamster mode has been activated. Kitty is cool as ever and ready to bite! Boy oh boy what spicy messes would take place here in this kitchen. Grab your aprons everybody and keep a sharp look out for flying pink frying pans. [The rest of the BTS members will also be making an appearance in this book but the story mainly revolves around you and Jin.] 🍳This cover was made by @EstelleKnightrise 🥇BTS Mikrokosmos Awards 🥉 Singularity Awards - Comedy and Humor

UNNECESSARY NOTES BEFORE YOU READ THIS; -basically/sort of a rip off of journey to the west, one of China's four great ancient novels. SO you know it's good -This is a comedy+fantasy bts fanfic (not a romance). It's something you might read when you are in the mood for some stupid shenanigans and all (hope the readers like it...) - the main character is the incredibly impulsive powerhouse fairy YN (it doesn't mean the 'your name', its just dat naming mc's is a huge fuss and I'm just not in the mood for that) - the setting is very strongly fantasy, so the bts members are all magical creatures, and the mc is a fairy. - Also most of the members are some form of demons here, so do not get angry if they get beaten up and/or are evil. I sorta took out my anger over the stereotypical Y/N By making her supremely stupid. Please tolerate that. Thank u. Nowww on with the plot. THE ACTUAL PLOT: yn is the most powerful fairy in the land, who has already had an infamous 'rampage' through the undersky. Now, on a mission to kill the undersky queen, she comes across adversaries who turn into unlikely allies on her ♢JOURNEY TO THE UNDERSKY♢ (roll credits) (Dayum dats a long description)

SUMMARY: (2:47 AM): [tere.jpg → Pump me spices demon papi chat] tere.jpg: why need asmr when you can have a 2 hour long video of namjoon reading the bee movie script in his best morgan freeman voice qu0tesalt: where's the link qu0tesalt: WHERES THE FUC;KING LINK ______________________________________________ NOTE THIS: Jin - drywashedHot™ Yoongi - qu0tesalt Hoseok - yikesseok Namjoon - Fathernam Jimin - Shortelle Taehyung - tere.jpg Jeongguk - coconut-fetish-reject

Love Letter Series | S-F | I saw you fall down three flights of stairs. Are you okay? | - E The first note was out of concern, the second out of curiosity, and the third out of need. °˖✧Book start: Sept. 2020✧˖° °˖✧Book end: -- ✧˖° *Dedicated to the Jin Stans* ●NO translations, plagiarizing, republishing or reposting allowed here or on any other site. ©2020 Marili Cruz

[Short Story] [Completed] "Ms. its curfew time you shouln't be here" "OK" "we won't have any choice but to bring you to our station, if you act like this" "try me OFFICER" "shoot gotta go run" ========= I made this book because I was in the mood lol. idk anymore.

Ayo everyone I decided to make this account after having endured three years of completely homo - I mean - questionable activity displayed by my fellow members. The events stated in my work may or may not have actually taken place. Read at your own risk. Don't get triggered. Gamsa. -Rapmonster

Krisha Trivedi , a 14 - year old was a topper of her school , every child were jealous of her academic skills . But one day , a boy named Aditya , a backbencher fell in love with her . Their love was pure & innocent , they dreamed to grow in their career , planned to marry and live a happy life in future , but a misunderstanding ruined everything between them . He left her heartbroken and she was about to die but , destiny has its own plan . Now an 18 - year old Krisha is struggling with her broken heart , trying to move on , enrolling in a highly - dignified college becoming a national topper , where she meets the heartthrob of the college , Kabir Malhotra , an 18 - year old boy. He too fell in love with her , but when he learns her painful breakup with Aditya , he never left her alone and tries his best to heal her heart . If first love teaches us how to love someone's heart , So second love teaches us how to love someone's soul . But the question is , will Krisha convince her heart to fall in love with him ? Will she able to find true love in him ? Read this love story of Krisha and Kabir , filled with soft romance , light comedy and true definition of friendship . Piya Re - A JOURNEY OF BROKEN LOVE Ft. BTS KRISHA X KABIR ✨🤍 Written By ÷ KHUSHI_DRDZ. Genre ÷ ROMANTIC COMEDY DRAMA Language ÷ HINGLISH CROSSED 1K + VIEWS ON 23rd MARCH , 2024 Highest Ranks Achieved 🎖️ ÷ #1 in btscrackfic #3 in btscomedy #5 in btsfunny #553 in btsscenarios #58 in btsromance #53 in btsindia First Episode Date : 14th January , 2024 Final Episode Date : 29th March , 2024. _______________________________ All rights reserved. The author doesn't approves their work to be used or adapted without their permission . If anyone tries to plagiarise , they will have to face consequences as the author may take strict action against it . Pictures used for reference . Credits goes to the right owner.

You saw it all happen in slow motion You watched, helpless, as your perfectly constructed coffee flew out of your grip; each moment passing so excruciatingly slowly that you could practically witness the singular drips of the hot steaming liquid fly through the air as they smashed right into their target. Which just so happened to be: a limited edition Gucci jacket. "Are you kidding me right now?" "Shit" Kim Taehyung x Reader Started: 28.11.18 (Ongoing)

A Nigerian girl. A fan of BTS. Doing the impossible. Watch out as she paves her way into the lives of each BTS members.

C R A C K BAD SENSE OF HUMOR

The biggest & most popular Kpop group in the world -- That I get to manage! It's every girls' dream -- or IS it?? • BTS x Reader • OT7

My random puns I randomly came up some of them are from google lmao and from bts hahahahaha

🧠 7 Idiots. 1 Group Chat. 0 Braincells. (And a very confused Bogum 🐻💫) In a world where: 🍽️ Jimin tries to boil cereal, 🍌 Jungkook worships banana milk like it's holy water, ⚡ Taehyung thinks light sockets are dating apps, 👩‍🍳 Jin is everyone's mom and the biggest child, 📚 Namjoon is permanently exhausted, 🌞 Hobi radiates sunshine while chaos unfolds, 🧊 Yoongi pretends not to care (but actually cares a lot), ...you can bet this group chat is a 🚨 disaster waiting to happen. Daily. Add a sprinkle of romance 💘 (Jikook, Sope, Namjin, Taegum), a splash of idiocy 🐥, and a gallon of banana milk 🥴🍌🥛- And boom: Welcome to the "Chaotic Hearts" group chat. 💬 May your braincells rest in peace 🕊️🪦💔

@jimout: greetings banghoes @j-nope: sup does anyone know who named this chat? i'm curious @yoonglenoodle: just as curious as a horny 7th grad- @jimout: we will be having none of that @jeonjungcockles yeah it was joon @yoonglenoodle: ... @j-nope: ... @jimout: ... @worldwidehandsome: ... @thetaetaetrain: ... <namdude is now online> @jeonjungcockles ...oh no @namdude: GANG BANG BANGTAN @yoonglenoodle: i'm gonna fucking neck myself ××× Highest ranking: #9 - btscrackfic

"Having a child may be hard. Shit, there are days where I wake up and cry out of frustration, seeing how they suffer and go hungry at my side. But as soon as I see their little hands clean their face, or hear them mumbling in their sleep I say, 'wahh Jin, how did you get so lucky?'" Y/N had always lived alone in apartment 103. Slaved to her work as a journalist, she one day is asked by her mysterious neighbor, Mr. Kim, to look after his apartment while he's out job hunting. The problem is, Y/N had been warned to not trust that "good for nothing bum from apartment 106," by her best guy friend, Kim Taehyung, who tells her that Mr. Kim was up to no good and might have been trying to get in her pants. Curiosity kills the cat as Y/N accepts in order to try and learn the secrets poor Mr. Kim might be hiding. What she didn't expect to find, however, were two little girls and a little boy watching TV in his living room!! Was Mr. Kim a kidnapper?! Or was there another side to this story? Read to find out in... 🌷Tulips🌷 Rated: Melodrama/Angst P:Jin x Reader ft. Taehyung •Warning• Contains: Swear Words Started: Oct. 2018 *Please do not translate or copy. Edit made by me* ©2018 Marili Cruz

Yeah uhh, this is actually a Comedy/Romance fanfic.. so if you're not into NSFW content, then you shouldn't have come here, my friend. For those of you who want to read this.. enjoy, my Queens. ;)))

1..2..3..Brotherhood! 🦀🗿🧬✨🎷🌈💜 Short scenes, stories, and text messages with the members of bts and about the random/stupid things that happens when you put seven crackheads living together. 🦀🗿🧬✨🎷🌈💜 🚫Rated: PG (Some short stories will have 16+warning) - all content is fiction. This is basically just crack straight up lol. new part published 09/11 next part will be 09/20