Btscrack Stories

In which, a broken hearted Kim Seokjin thought you were a boy and asked you to teach him how to be a bad boy. "Did you know that the good guy never win the girl's heart?" - A compilation of short chaptered Seokjin stories and his little journey to bad. Spin off to Wolf Allergic.

Jeon Jungkook - An aspiring photographer and is a secret fanboy of the great singer and model, Kim Taehyung. He writes stories in secret, (and some revolve around his idol) - and is an anonymous fanfiction author. Kim Taehyung, a singer and model, acts to be oblivious about the term fanfiction, fan art and the like, but he secretly reads and admires all of his fans' talents in writing conspiracy theories and fictional stories about him. What would happen when Jungkook becomes Taehyung's personal photographer and Taehyung reads one of the fanfics that he wrote in his presence? "What are you doing?" Jungkook asked the model who was sitting on the sofa in the lounge. "Reading this new fanfiction that just updated, it's really cool see!" the model said as he showed his phone to his photographer. Jungkook's jaw dropped as he couldn't believe it himself. The man that he admired and adored was sitting next to him and reading a fanfiction that HE wrote. How was he supposed to act now? Cover made by @onelasttae

I'm a shit author and imma bout to do bts crack fics, share bts memes, and basically fucking put all the bts shit i can bc im a slut for bts lol. Remember army's a j-hoe a day gives you sunshine everyday!

Warning: Inside jokes\ Dad jokes

in which, a group chat on twitter gets hacked and the members mission is to solve the so called "case". •slow updates •lowercase intended •texting au •horror and crack ( includes kpop ____ based on a real life experience, but written a bit more dramatically.

a chaotic bts group chat... i don't know what else to put here lol but seriously, this is pretty funny.

Keith and Crystal attempt to write crackfics at 2am.

bangtan sonyeondan just went to london for their tour for about 7 days and already jungkook is acting like he's been in this city for years whilst jimin becomes king of england for no reason at all. this is crack. i don't know what i'm doing.

1..2..3..Brotherhood! 🦀🗿🧬✨🎷🌈💜 Short scenes, stories, and text messages with the members of bts and about the random/stupid things that happens when you put seven crackheads living together. 🦀🗿🧬✨🎷🌈💜 🚫Rated: PG (Some short stories will have 16+warning) - all content is fiction. This is basically just crack straight up lol. new part published 09/11 next part will be 09/20

It all starts with Hoseok liking Yoongi, but Yoongi liking Jimin, but Jimin liking Taehyung, but Taehyung liking Jungkook, but Jungkook liking Namjoon, but Namjoon liking Seokjinin, but Seokjin liking..... Seokjin 😔🤡. What will happen when 7 boys have crushes within each other in a single household. A super overactive boy who's literally the ducking sun and scared of anything that moves. A sassy biatch, or bad boi that gives no fudges of who the fluffen heaven are you except if you're Jimin. A devil disguised as an angel, but is literally so poopin cute and squishy that you can literally die out of his cuteness and hotness like boi if you don't get outta here-. A handsome boi who is goofy as frick and literally shares the same frukin brain cell with the one and only devil kid. ("A son of a biatch who doesn't care to clean his own fucking room"- Jin) An innocent boi (not really) who is good at literally everything, and gets his ways of doing things the way he wants, literally a cute fluffy bunny in disguise. A super big brain boi who is literally 'god of destruction' with an IQ of 148. And finally "a very worldwide handsome guy who is the most handsomest of the handsome that the word handsome should be afraid"-Jin. This story includes: •Pure crack material •Drugs •Mature content (sex jokes) •Dumb ass shitu •Text story (mostly all chapters) •Not for innocent children, but who am I kidding? we all know that children read this (child who reading this, you've been ExPoSeD) •Dont do drugs kids teehee •Yeehaws •HeY SiStErS!!!!!! •Gay •Love

pls do nut copywrite thank

C R A C K BAD SENSE OF HUMOR

This is a collection of all the Taekook fics I've written and will write! Stories can range from a one-shot to a 6 chaptered fic. Guaranteed, a different style of writing, a different genre, different dynamics, and different AUs in each story! Genres Include: Fluff, Angst, Smut, Domestic Fluff, Crack, Comedy, Rom-Com, Slice of Life (I'll add as I go) Rating: Mature (for occasional smut, triggering tags & coarse language) so read at your own will

yoonmin au where during jimin's live someone requests to join it so jimin accepts it and then the next thing he knows is his supposed rival idol yoongi is playing his song promise on guitar.. fans are shocked to find out the two are actually married ~ THIS AU ENTIRELY CONSISTS OF SOCIAL MEDIA EDITS ~ C O M P L E T E D ✔ 》 originally posted under my twitter from user @ starryjimini

stitch and tae have secks

"You need us. We won't leave you !" They said. ────⊹⊱✫⊰⊹──── Read the book ... PLEASE SHAWTY PLEASE This book is a high key crackfic lol P.s: OMG THIS STORY IS SOO CRINGY ISTG ──────⊹⊱✫⊰⊹────── This fanfiction will contain : - mainly comedy - strong language - bad thoughts - self harm (rarely) If you don't like or you feel uncomfortable reading the things above then don't read this fanfiction... ──────⊹⊱✫⊰⊹────── RANKINGS: #100 in crackfic #65 in btsxreader #15 in agnst #45 in saveme #12 in btscrack #7 in btsfiction P.S : any simulation with any other fanfiction events or anything.. it's a coincidence!! this is my pure idea.. and I don't want anyone to steal it and take credits

nop read the book to find out💀😂👀 Okay fine After y/n and her bestfriend saves the life of two beloved bts members they persue to get to know each other through a mess of escalating mishaps that are very confusing, who knows some love relationships may emerge and some already have,also there's a lot of forth wall breaking here so prepare to see the writer AND reader here💀💜

[ON HOLD] a day in the life of bts. •a bts short scenario• featuring; 방단소냔단 ©BBYGUK 2017

summary: jungkook is a popular solo artist, and jimin is a photographer. jungkook stumbles across jimin's instagram account and doesn't regret it. side ships: taegi, namjin, and yugseok (lowercase intended)

M'kay so this is my first crack story EVAH on here. Enjoy~