Btscrack Stories

𝗯𝘁𝘀 / 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 : "𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌?" [ previous title : group chat ] started ; april 21, 2019 ended ; may 10, 2020 highest ranks: #79 - yoonmin - 190429 #54 - crackfic - 190707 #5 - btscrack - 190709 ! credits to some people on twitter for some of the incorrects ! yoonjjang © 2019

"how do fishes have sexual intercourse?" "they do the deeds obv" "u did not just say 'deeds'" "i just did" just bangtan boys texting - where jimin makes a gc for bts; this is for entertainment purposes only, don't get offended -slow updates ( i think ) inspired by: @imhyungry

So.....Victoria's secret,huh? - Jin she blushes uncontrolably,quickly snatching the bag away. Shut up,pervert.- y/n she eyes the man intensley and he let's out an endearing laughter. It's ok,I like black- he states with a wink which leaves her blushing even more damn you- y/n she curses under her breath as she walks away Started: 1 September 2020 Ended: ???

its all in the title

So basically BTS is on drugs the whole time and who knows the author might be too 🥴 (kidding dont do drugs kids) I put memes and jokes and skits in here they may be dirty jokes but I'm trying to keep it PG cErTiFIeD fReAk 7dAyS a WeEk

"all you bitches is getting blocked." "WHAT DID WE DO??" "omg??" - restarting this story cause i didn't like it at first but basically this story is just how me and my friends talk to each other sometimes

crack story, basically bts crack texts and scenarios

❝ what the hell did you punks do to my bakery?! ❞ - crack ! fic collab between ↻ @jjkosmos ↻ @cherrtae started : 07 / 03 / 19 completed : n / a

Uh Some Bts Ships 😋 And Some Soft Fluffy parts 🥰

𝘬𝘱𝘰𝘱 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩'𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘣 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘣𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭, (𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘧𝘧 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯) 𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳𝘴 ---- #1 in btscrackfic 062219

Where BTS are roommates cause they're too poor to pay their rent by their own. Follow them on their shenanigans and witness how they almost die by their own stupidity WARNING: It's my first time writing crack so don't bully me ok lol Also there won't be any ships (maybe they'll be implied but I doubt it since I don't want ship wars in the comments) ALSO SLOW UPDATES IM SOWWY Started: 28/12/2019 Ended: ????

Bored af ? Need to fulfill your daily dose of BTS memes ? Look no further. :) DISCLAIMER : I don't own any of these memes. Credit to the rightful owners. And now you know why it takes me a million years to update what I am writing. 🙂

》 Yoonmin CRACK! au in which yoongi is a culinary arts student who asks his new roommate jimin to help him around. Jimin is trying his best, but washing the meat with soap just ain't it fam 😔 • Side taekook • C O M P L E T E D ✔ ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU is finished and is originally published under my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

ramune and chill?

An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

a place to vibe question your existance and to get some recomendations 😻👀💃

"Hyung, I'm 18 now." Jungkook inquired. "I know, Kook-ah." replied Namjoon bluntly, staring at his desktop screen. "So date me now."

A zombie apocalypse breaks out and you're stuck on a plane with none other than...BTS! Oh, you thought because you were an Army that would help you survive? Girl think again. Zombie apocalypse AU / BTS member x reader slow burn

Seven boys become internet friends. Chaos ensues.