Btscrack Stories

"TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME" "SO THERE IS A NEXT TIME" *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Yoonmin Crack Side Ships Namjin V-HopeKook

Warning: Inside jokes\ Dad jokes

Yoonmin CRACK! au 》 Seeing that his friend is getting nice message replies from subway, Jimin thinks it's a good idea to play and text them too. What he doesn't expect is to get replies that are way different, and a salty staff member to be on the other end of the line. • Side taekook • ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU is ongoing and is originally published under my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

°•° βTS Chat Fic °•° -"Don't fucking call me straight, Unicorn" -"Lmao we are all going to hell, whether we like it or not" ©Talkingwithabucket

when your poster comes to life. . . . . . slight crack. Started: April 15, 2019 Ended: ー 🏅 #4 in btstaehyung 🥈 #2 in bts taehyung - 20200213

nop read the book to find out💀😂👀 Okay fine After y/n and her bestfriend saves the life of two beloved bts members they persue to get to know each other through a mess of escalating mishaps that are very confusing, who knows some love relationships may emerge and some already have,also there's a lot of forth wall breaking here so prepare to see the writer AND reader here💀💜

"BTS are so fucking gay" 'And what would you know about them huh?' "More than you think"

Basically just fanfic ideas I wish I had the productivity to actually do something with :')

bangtan sonyeondan just went to london for their tour for about 7 days and already jungkook is acting like he's been in this city for years whilst jimin becomes king of england for no reason at all. this is crack. i don't know what i'm doing.

basically me gathering all the memes that randomly popped up in my brain. wait that sounded wrong- DiS Is GaRbAgE aNd iT NeEds tO bE PiCkeD uP oN FrIdAY

Random bangtan text that could have possibly happened

do u like reading funny bts stories....then this is the book for you😏 a book filled with bts funny short stories to enjoy -------------------------------------------------------------- NOTE TO SELF : please do not copy my storie i will report u if u do also...none of this is real =============================================== will jimin ever find his jams???? will jin stop making his dad jokes????? and most of all.......will rapmonster admit that he cries while watching kdramas??????

Where four best friends live in a beautiful modern house but nobody wants to live next door. Why? That's when two huge celebrities move in and the find out the reason. Will they move out or stay? Read to find out!! This story includes: ---------- A lot of cursing Crack Ships Gayness Sexual Humor

It's basically crack for your eyes

So... I came up with this at 3 am in the morning and then wrote a rough draft in math class while my friend judged me. This whole thing is pretty much what is on my mind literally every fucking day and I was like "Let's try something", so I wrote this. This is pretty shitty and has some stupid jokes in it. Nothing is meant to offend people. This is sUpEr shitty, but I hope you get something out of reading this. ALSO, LANGUAGE WARNING. -TheSnicSnacIsBac

Namjoon : it's impossible that Jungkook is good at everything, he's probably really bad at something that we don't know. Jimin : like what? Namjoon : maybe he's a terrible kisser Taehyung : nah, he's good at that too. Namjoon : oh well i- Jimin : Namjoon : Namjoon : wait what? Incorrect quotes not mine. Just found them randomly.

BTS Crack AU : where Namjoon discovers fanfiction and also discovers he was the last one in Bangtan to find them.

[ONGOING] BTS of BTS. Behind the scenes, of the biggest boy band, Bangtan Sonyeondan. This is their story, told by their own manager. Talking about the manager, she loves them, and adores them. She is ready to do anything for them. She is there to solve all their problems. Until.... A unique request pops up! [ONGOING] Ships: Namjin, Sope/Yoonseok, Vminkook

y/n couldn't believe the brown orbs off her mom's eyes. "your real parents are bts oppas" "MWO?!"

ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ ᶦⁿᶜᵒʳʳᵉᶜᵗ ᵠᵘᵒᵗᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵇᵒᶦˡ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᶦⁿᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵒᵃˢᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜʰᶦᶜᵏᵉⁿ ♡ᶜʳᵉᵈᶦᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵒʷⁿᵉʳˢ♡ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ- ²⁰¹⁸/¹²/²⁹