Btscrack Stories

inaccurate bangtan scenarios. bang sihyuk: boys! you guys were invited to america to be interviewed by some girl working for this big awards show. pack your bags, we're leaving two days from today. yoongi: oh, great. more whites. taehyung: i don't even know how to speak english! namjoon: if another one asks if "rap monster" is the name my mom gave me, i'm going to leave the interview

a chaotic bts group chat... i don't know what else to put here lol but seriously, this is pretty funny.

Here's some more memes for the youth who love bts Have fun and thank you for 2.49k (19/12/20)

[ONGOING] BTS of BTS. Behind the scenes, of the biggest boy band, Bangtan Sonyeondan. This is their story, told by their own manager. Talking about the manager, she loves them, and adores them. She is ready to do anything for them. She is there to solve all their problems. Until.... A unique request pops up! [ONGOING] Ships: Namjin, Sope/Yoonseok, Vminkook

It's basically crack for your eyes

So basically BTS is on drugs the whole time and who knows the author might be too 🥴 (kidding dont do drugs kids) I put memes and jokes and skits in here they may be dirty jokes but I'm trying to keep it PG cErTiFIeD fReAk 7dAyS a WeEk

An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

"Mochii: HA SUCK IT Yoongi: I don't see why not Mochii: I- 👁👄👁 MY INNOCENCE LeJINdary: YOONGI YOU MOTHER FUCKING BIT-" 7 guys, one group chat What can go wrong?

a story in which Jungkook thinks that Taehyung's best trait is his dead father and he also spills ranch on his backpack.

short bts scenarios mostly seokjin and seokjin as a doctor some other groups also if you get offended, sorry sweetie get out of here mainly from twt

a place to vibe question your existance and to get some recomendations 😻👀💃

lol idek tbh

how did this get attention 💃

"Y/N, I'm not lovin' it right now." In which a McDonald's staff gets mixed up in another clown dimension, now having to find their way back, only to find that the real adventure they had was much more than just an adventure. WARNING: Everything in this book is 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙙, viewer discretion is advised unless your clown wig really wants to clown the hell out of you. (A BTS Crackfic Collaboration, Brought to You By -master_tree- and joongs_tiny_hand)

Mostly bts memes

A book to help you gain some knowledge about our favourite boys

summary: jungkook is a popular solo artist, and jimin is a photographer. jungkook stumbles across jimin's instagram account and doesn't regret it. side ships: taegi, namjin, and yugseok (lowercase intended)

Jeon Jungkook - An aspiring photographer and is a secret fanboy of the great singer and model, Kim Taehyung. He writes stories in secret, (and some revolve around his idol) - and is an anonymous fanfiction author. Kim Taehyung, a singer and model, acts to be oblivious about the term fanfiction, fan art and the like, but he secretly reads and admires all of his fans' talents in writing conspiracy theories and fictional stories about him. What would happen when Jungkook becomes Taehyung's personal photographer and Taehyung reads one of the fanfics that he wrote in his presence? "What are you doing?" Jungkook asked the model who was sitting on the sofa in the lounge. "Reading this new fanfiction that just updated, it's really cool see!" the model said as he showed his phone to his photographer. Jungkook's jaw dropped as he couldn't believe it himself. The man that he admired and adored was sitting next to him and reading a fanfiction that HE wrote. How was he supposed to act now? Cover made by @onelasttae

Hello beautiful ARMY!!!  These stories are for you. You guys have been the best fan base that I have been a part of. Trust me, as a natural born fan girl, there were a lot of fan bases. These are One-Shots dedicated to the ARMY I love you guys so much :D. So go ahead and choose your bias, or if you’re like me and have a forever changing bias list read them all! :) As of now, November 10, 2014, My Bias List is Suga, V, Rap Monster, Jungkook, Jin, Jimin, and J-Hope. Trust me it will change later today. (Jin, Jimin and J-Hope are at the end because those are my sister’s biases :P We both share ½ of Jin)  I apologize for the lack of honorifics. I am studying Korean and haven’t been taught them yet. So please forgive me. I also apologize for any OOC-ness (Out of Character-ness) I will try my best to keep BTS as real as possible. 죄송합니다 At the beginning of each story there will be a recommended song list. You don’t have to follow the list, but I think the songs go well with the story. I will indicate when you should change the songs. Any type of feedback is welcome. Whether it is good, critical, or suggestions. Please don’t make the flames (bashful comments) too hot. I really did try my best.  Thank you for reading my stories. I hope you enjoy them. Any notes from me in the stories will be in parenthesis.  In the blank spaces “______________” enter in your name. You can also substitute any friends’ or family members’ names with your own family members’ and friends’ names.  If the character’s personality doesn’t fit yours I apologize.  Any lyrics will be in their English translation, but (in the story) will be sung in Korean. ***Stories contain kissing*** Bye ARMYs <3

Seven unlikely paired colorful hero's come together to defeat a mysterious villain that has more control over their lives than expected.. 😜