Btscrack Stories

when your poster comes to life. . . . . . slight crack. Started: April 15, 2019 Ended: ー 🏅 #4 in btstaehyung 🥈 #2 in bts taehyung - 20200213

[Taegi] [crack] [Texts] A boy fallen, and a boy clueless. How sweetly slow are they? 👥Bangtan+ Kai & Beomgyu from TXT.

𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 [ taejoon, 2seok, yoonmingguk ] a bts crack-infused, texting fanfic ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ❝ This is what I call discrimination against Asians. ❞ ❝ We are all Asian. ❞ Join the ride of seven friends as they navigate their way through the stress, love, joy, and adventure that college brings...because, why not? What could possibly go wrong?

《"What The Fuck Was That?"》 《"Those Were My Happy Moans, Appreciate Them Bitch."》 《----●•♤•●----》 Min Yoongi, An angry sadistic Feline Hybrid Jeon Jungkook, A pessimistic Bunny Hybrid 《----●•♤•●----》 [BTS Hybrid AU!] [Slight Crack Fic] [Mature Content]

Just a bunch of BTS memes I found in goggle✨💖

this is literally just random bts shit

short bts scenarios mostly seokjin and seokjin as a doctor some other groups also if you get offended, sorry sweetie get out of here mainly from twt

"Mochii: HA SUCK IT Yoongi: I don't see why not Mochii: I- 👁👄👁 MY INNOCENCE LeJINdary: YOONGI YOU MOTHER FUCKING BIT-" 7 guys, one group chat What can go wrong?

It all starts with Hoseok liking Yoongi, but Yoongi liking Jimin, but Jimin liking Taehyung, but Taehyung liking Jungkook, but Jungkook liking Namjoon, but Namjoon liking Seokjinin, but Seokjin liking..... Seokjin 😔🤡. What will happen when 7 boys have crushes within each other in a single household. A super overactive boy who's literally the ducking sun and scared of anything that moves. A sassy biatch, or bad boi that gives no fudges of who the fluffen heaven are you except if you're Jimin. A devil disguised as an angel, but is literally so poopin cute and squishy that you can literally die out of his cuteness and hotness like boi if you don't get outta here-. A handsome boi who is goofy as frick and literally shares the same frukin brain cell with the one and only devil kid. ("A son of a biatch who doesn't care to clean his own fucking room"- Jin) An innocent boi (not really) who is good at literally everything, and gets his ways of doing things the way he wants, literally a cute fluffy bunny in disguise. A super big brain boi who is literally 'god of destruction' with an IQ of 148. And finally "a very worldwide handsome guy who is the most handsomest of the handsome that the word handsome should be afraid"-Jin. This story includes: •Pure crack material •Drugs •Mature content (sex jokes) •Dumb ass shitu •Text story (mostly all chapters) •Not for innocent children, but who am I kidding? we all know that children read this (child who reading this, you've been ExPoSeD) •Dont do drugs kids teehee •Yeehaws •HeY SiStErS!!!!!! •Gay •Love

Random bangtan text that could have possibly happened

for kpop crack

it's all for chuckles - i'm not on crack; i'm on school stress 😎👌 - bts crack fic

Yoongi has all the disorders and Jimin is also sad boy sometimes. oh and everybody's Anorexic because why not. Enjoy.

Where four best friends live in a beautiful modern house but nobody wants to live next door. Why? That's when two huge celebrities move in and the find out the reason. Will they move out or stay? Read to find out!! This story includes: ---------- A lot of cursing Crack Ships Gayness Sexual Humor

Summary: Andy and Elle, her dog, have spent their entire lives watching their loves, BTS, through a screen on an audition show called Andelle's Got Talent. What will happen if they decide that it's time for them to meet BTS face to face? Warning: This is a horrendous crack fic if you take anything I write here seriously you will leave butthurt af. You might also get triggered if you have any triggers about anything you might want to leave fjieojfof. *was done at 1-5am*

I never thought I could fall in love with anyone, let alone an alien. Yoongi x reader Alien AU

--the cliché but totally not cliché story of a fanboy who fell in love with his idol-- Kim Taehyung, known as 'vantae' on Instagram is the sub-vocalist in gayYP's BANGTAN, has always been madly in love with his idol, BigHit's rap-group's main rapper Min Yoongi, or 'agustd'. But Min Yoongi doesn't like boys, and the fact that his group and Taehyung's group are practically family hasn't led him to even meet the shy super-fan that also happens to be just as famous as him. But it can't stay that way forever, can it?

"What the fuck...I KNOOWWWW that's not my vodka bottle in your hand." "The DJ changed the song to " Trampoline", not knowing what he was doing. This was Jimin's twerking song" "THAT LITTLE GUCCI SNAKE!"