Btscrackfic Stories

[COMPLETED✔️] [SARCASTIC CRACKFIC] - I gasped as I bumped into someone's rock hard chest, I could feel his seventeen-pack abs even through our thick winter uniform. "Hello sweetheart, Funny how you just bumped into me, cause I was just about to come find you and tell you, I love you." He whispers in his deep, husky voice. -

Keith and Crystal attempt to write crackfics at 2am.

happy hunger games; and may the odds be ever in your favour. ××× Bts in the Hunger Games :) ××× I have been told that this is already a thing, but only after I had come up with the idea. I'm not try to copy anyone else's work by making this.

It's here! I don't know what else to say.

"tHIS IS A PARK JIMIN ONLY EVENT, EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME!" taehyung yelled, standing on top of the cafeteria table. where park jimin decides to go to Seoul Arts University to pursue his passion for dancing and finds himself some strangely interesting friends along with an overly-enthusiastic boyfriend. but hey, he's not complaining. ♡--------------♡ a vmin fic (includes attempted crack + stan twt terms + meme/vine references) [lowercase intended]

7 unordinary workers at a normal grocery store featuring their everyday antics - crackfic

[ONGOING] BTS of BTS. Behind the scenes, of the biggest boy band, Bangtan Sonyeondan. This is their story, told by their own manager. Talking about the manager, she loves them, and adores them. She is ready to do anything for them. She is there to solve all their problems. Until.... A unique request pops up! [ONGOING] Ships: Namjin, Sope/Yoonseok, Vminkook

𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙘𝙪𝙩𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮.....

Welcome to Bangtan's Reality Show, this is an episode filled book of the boys daily life. Beware things can get pretty wild in the household, you have been warned. I started this on Wit but I decided I'd bring it onto here as well. Enjoy. Ships: Namjin, Jikook & Taegi I might do Hoseok x Jackson (Warning: bxb relationships, strong language, mature content, humour and fluff) Started: 10th May 2019 Finished:

hope you all enjoy this crackfic with our 7 og crackheads BTS 😂🥴🤘🏼 and thanks for reading this once again from your author nim 😌🤸🏻‍♀️

"So Jimin, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'' ''....'' ''did you- did you just call me satan?'' _________________________________________ Park Ji-min, the eldest son of the PARK'S and the heir of PARK EMPIRE hates the very existence of Min Yoon-gi or as Jimin likes to call him ''Min yoongay''. Why? Nobody knows. Jimin justifies his... errr ''dislike'' towards the male is cause he is annoying(ly handsome). Someone tell that yoonshit that Jimin isn't short! Min Yoon-gi, or as Jimin calls him Min yoongay, is the second born in the Min household, and one of the heirs of the MIN EMPIRE. He kinda has an obsession with annoying Jimin. Oh, and it isn't cause Jimin looks cute when angry... nOPE, NOT AT ALL, Don't misunderstand mates! _________________________________________ Park Ji-min and Min Yoon-gi had announced the other as ''bitchass fucker'' and ''bitch'' respectively, on their very first meet. Moving on, they had officially declared themselves as rivals on their second meet. Kids these days! But, what if both the males are... errr... as they both titled it ''fOrCeD tO mArRy eAcH otHeR''?Are they gonna annoy the shit outta each other, or, mayhaps develop a certain liking towards eachother? *wink wonk* Well, we are gonna find that out, aren't we? *wriggling eyebrows*

in which chaos erupts when the order of the household is gone for 69 days. 4.22.19 honeyoongii

Hi! this is just a compilation of funny scenarios with BTS in them.(ill also be adding memes bts memes at the end) Enjoy!

aLRIGHT before my friends murder me most of these happen on shamchat.com THERE WILL BE SHIPS!!! THIS IS A MULTISHIP BOOK!!! I PERSONALLY DO NOT SHIP THE MEMBERS!! ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS THEM, OTHERS, OR MYSELF WILL NOT BE TOLERATED no ship hate, this is just for fun I'm aware that this is cringy but please be aware that most of these happen on shamchat.com, so credit DOES partially go to the other person! this is just a duMB THING I WANNA DO SHH

Really random "if bts..." scenarios

Jin: BUNNY HOE DID YOU EAT THE LAST HOT POCKET Kookie: uh..what's a hot pocket Y/N: you dumb bitch 🗿

"Y/N, I'm not lovin' it right now." In which a McDonald's staff gets mixed up in another clown dimension, now having to find their way back, only to find that the real adventure they had was much more than just an adventure. WARNING: Everything in this book is 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙙, viewer discretion is advised unless your clown wig really wants to clown the hell out of you. (A BTS Crackfic Collaboration, Brought to You By -master_tree- and joongs_tiny_hand)

"W-Wha? That's the most stupidest thing I've heard all day, Yoongi." BTS texting AU (Sope/Namjin/Vminkook)