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He was your brother's bestfriend.. You always act like a brat towards him.. You like to annoy and tease him.. You always call him Mr. Grumpy.. And he hates it everytime. Maybe you just like to seek his attention..? Perhaps you secretly like him...? 🚫Mature Language ▪️Photos not mine credit to the owners ▪️Cover Edit mine

Both His and your parents made a deal when you were kids that you two are going to get married someday.. But you despised that idea when you got older.. Maybe you don't really like him...? Or you just don't like him being too over-friendly with other girls...? But what if the agreement has an expiration date? Then will it be a yes or no? 🚫Mature Language

His nickname is the God of Destruction.. He destroy and breaks things unintentionally.. He can't help it.. You had your heart broken.. But what if he clumsily made a way to your heart? Will he breaks and destroy it too? Or will he help fix it instead? •Pictures credit to the owners •Cover photo edits are mine 🚫Mature Language

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hope you all enjoy this crackfic with our 7 og crackheads BTS 😂🥴🤘🏼 and thanks for reading this once again from your author nim 😌🤸🏻‍♀️

[new message || Hoseok] •dont do this to me please •dont just leave me •did i do something wrong? •please talk to me •anything. [delete all messages?] [yes.] ⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫ part 1 of the reply series. ▪this book is chaptered. ▪if there are any similarites to other books, it is purely coincidental. ▪ author: May (probsbtstrash) ▪dedicated to @bangtale || Shai ▪start: 11/22/17 ▪end: 12/07/17

Ayo everyone I decided to make this account after having endured three years of completely homo - I mean - questionable activity displayed by my fellow members. The events stated in my work may or may not have actually taken place. Read at your own risk. Don't get triggered. Gamsa. -Rapmonster

(noun) on the eighth day God created memes.

He was your bestfriend since childhood.. He was there to always cheer you up whenever you are down.. He was a constant background in your life.. You looked up to him like a real brother.. Till he confesses that he likes you.. Would you stay friends with him? Or will you push him away? •Photos credits to the owner •Cover photo edit is mine 🚫Mature Language

A Nigerian girl. A fan of BTS. Doing the impossible. Watch out as she paves her way into the lives of each BTS members.

It's finally here!! The Epilogue to the series How The 7 Have Fallen! A happy or disgruntled wife confronts them individually at the family picnic. Jimin can do no wrong (of course) and Jungkook's wife is livid and punishes him by relegating diaper duty to him. The others laugh because she found out about his antics. Taehyung gets a happy surprise of a lifetime from his wife and what she does shocks them all. Thank you for joining me on this fan-fiction journey. I hope you enjoyed reading about your BTS bias and the group as a whole. Each member's story of how they fell individually can be found in their individual story in the series "How The 7 Have Fallen" and is a testament to their unique fan-fiction journey. And if you're a BTSOT7 fan, the compiled complete story series is a treasure trove. The compiled series is set where one story leads into the next. I had so much fun writing this series; it took me two years to complete it. "How The 7 Have Fallen" Book 1: J-Hopes Story Part 1 and 2 Book 2: Jin's Story Book3: Yoongi's Story Book 4: Namjoon's Story Book 5: Jimin's Story Book 6: Taehyungs's Story Book 7: Jungkook's Story BTSxOC's Cover By: L.A.Joyner

• 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 • Welcome to the 3rd annual K- Pop cook off where each year idols from all of South Korea get together to showcase their hidden culinary talents!!! This year's most awaited contestants are Jisoo of Blackpink Suga of BTS Jin of BTS And our special guest... (Y/N), the main make - up artist for BTS who is known to dazzle anyone with her delicious recipes. Jin: Ahh how happy can a handsome guy like me possibly get? I just can't believe that I get to do my absolute favorite thing on this planet with my favorite person on this planet: Cooking with (Y/N)! This cook-off is definitely my golden opportunity to get close to her... But uh-oh, Jin's romantic plan doesn't go smooth like butter after all. Especially when the cook - off grants more opportunities for Yoongi to inch closer to (Y/N) instead of Jin. Jealous hamster mode has been activated. Kitty is cool as ever and ready to bite! Boy oh boy what spicy messes would take place here in this kitchen. Grab your aprons everybody and keep a sharp look out for flying pink frying pans. [The rest of the BTS members will also be making an appearance in this book but the story mainly revolves around you and Jin.] 🍳This cover was made by @EstelleKnightrise 🥇BTS Mikrokosmos Awards 🥉 Singularity Awards - Comedy and Humor

"Make a change in yourself" "You have 50 days" they said and vanished. How are you possibly gonna change in 50 days? [Contains Verbal Languages!] [Slow updates]

" 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠.." " 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝.." " 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞?" 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦.. 𝐀 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐩, 𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠.. 𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞.. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠

Serendipity- to meet by chance, luck or accident. Only Jungkook could come up with a new water sport . . . Bobbin for Bikini's. He is out water skiing and the people driving your boat accidentally caused your paths to cross. You both were slammed into each other, knocked off your skis and you out of your bikini top The last thing you remember seeing is his cute bunny smile as your world goes dark This is Jungkook's story from my Serendipity Series OT7. JungkookxOC

"Do you want me to call you any other endearment like honey,sweetheart,love...babe?" She said tauntingly. "Whatever suits you fine 'love' as long as you don't fall for me,though I know it'll be hard not to." He said confidently. "Ha! Excuse me Mr.Audacity! Rest assured I will never fall in love with you! Never! And let me remind you that you're the one who needs this more than me!"She replied hotly. -----------------🖤 •Photos credits to the rightful owner 🚫Mature Language

When you lose into a game of dare the punishment is to get a tattoo and being the person who never backs out on almost anything especially bets you reluctantly took the challenge.. But when you meet the tattoo artist you were shocked with your first meeting.. 🚫Mature Language 🔞 Mature Content

Just Book two of #BTS MEMES (FUNNY SH*T) (Month/date/year) #2 in btshumor (02/17/19)