Bullshit Stories

It doesn't even need a description LMAO 😭😭

read authors note because there's a lot to unpack here im so sorry VERY SATIRE

uhhhhh yah enjoy a LOT of incorrect quotez and shi. Oh and shit abt me too ig-

"What odd planet you are...." ︶ ⏝ ︶ ୨୧ ︶ ⏝ ︶ SB (including GHE au) react [Name] as CRK random character!

[COMPLETED] I made this for fun. Will include swearing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'll upload whenever. - Angst - Fluff Cover art by me 🌹 - Fluff 🥀 - Angst 🤡 - random bullshit I made for my own amusement

music is good! you should listen to some! so I am compiling a list of records AND songs AND other stuff that I want YOU TO LISTEN TO!!!!!!!!!!! right here!

this story is the product of my boredom + i wouldn't be able to write or publish more stories if i dont put some plots down. ++ i havent read the whole manga, sue me. +++ its a combination of oneshots or a kind of long stories skip some if you dont like to read it lmao

━━━ 𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗦𝗟𝗢𝗧𝗛 ❝Welcome! Welcome to my garden of sloth...❞ -IN WHICH the personifier of happiness was taken in Forsaken by The Spectre as new killer until he meet a certain survivor but would be that his delight of sloth makes him deceptively love? 【Elliot x Killer!Eternal sugar cookie!Noob】

This is for all of my Hetalia rants that I need to get out and for people to see

Mbs~

Eng book where i post random bullshit about either Eminem or Taylor Swift or things that happen at my shitty school <33 free Eminem Ahegao because i'm weird and i got that shit saved on pinterest <333

Everyone has secrets. We treasure them, we keep them, we treat them like our nearest and dearest - our prize possesions. It's what you do when they come out that counts. And it's how you try to stop that from EVER happening. Especially when they're life-changing.

short poetry into 2 parts; suffering love & heartbreak

Random art crap. Its probably gonna mostly be sanscest shit so yeah. Whoop!

yes. the cover image is neil cicierega.

coughs very violently

You know those ridiculously cliché stories you read about the girl and boy and how they fall in love in high school and live happily ever after. This is not one of those stories. My name's Ana Valentine and happy endings, my friend, are complete bull-shit. I hate clichés. I hate false hope. And I hate Xavier Cortez for being the biggest cliché bad boy I've ever met. This is my story and quick spoiler, it is anything but cliché.

𝜗𝜚 ‧₊˚ ⊹ Talking 'bout bullshit in a poetic way. Let's open my heart.

fek off

ew a dumb bitch