Bullshitting Stories

One could say this is an autobiography, however I have no idea just yet where it'll lead me. So bear with me and maybe you and I will get somewhere. I may begin off small in my detail and slowly add more and more over time to each chapter. My hope is to simply get everything off my chest early and then mould this book into a well written and descriptive journal for the reader to understand and potentially step into my shoes a little bit though. However I must put a trigger warning I suppose. My life has been very harsh and traumatic. Please indulge at your own risk.

Just as the tittle justify. It's ideas that i have but don't have any time to do it, drawings that i don't know if it's good but still put it, and bullshitting some yaois that are just annoyed me because the seme frustrated me (Keith Putterman)

Funny comments and book quotes that I have found or been involved in #1 in #replies 12/2/22 [2/12/22]

This is an action story about non-action.. Enjoy!

Wei Wuxian wanted to cry, scream his head off and probably throw himself off a cliff. He wanted to fault himself for what has happened but found he couldn't. All he did was invent a talisman-which was a prototype by the way-that got him to this situation. It was a time-traveling talisman, which wasn't supposed to work because he did it for a gag joke. He couldn't say the incident was on him but the time-traveling talisman on the other hand, it could be said that he had brought it upon himself. *✧･ﾟ∞ *:･ﾟ✭ ✫･ﾟ: * 　 *✧･ﾟ∞ Or, Yiling Patriarch ft. The Shadow Monarch. Watch for the world to see how the Lord and the God of Deaths bring upon life and light through making the world better. Villains can otherwise die *and be a slave* Slay my Kings ✨💅💀☠️ Warning: ⚠️ (SPORADIC UPDATES!!!) WARNING ABOVE ALL ELSE: if you are expecting about Sung Jinwoo and Wei Wuxian being in a romantic relationship, then you're bound to be disappointed. Their relationship here is father and son just to clarify things from the beginning and of course, you'd know what you open. Link on my AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51257413/chapters/129513586 My pseuds are: Dragonica_the_mini_dragon and Liu_su_mian_hua

Inspired by 'Shen Qingqiu, Resident Milkman' on Ao3. Shen Qingqiu, resident early transmigrator, is dealing with a little dilemma. He started lactating. Not by his own choice! It was a stressful situation and he needed to bullshit his way through it! Even he was surprised when it worked! The problem, however, is the fact that it won't stop... He's still blaming his shidi, no matter how good he is to him.