Bumhole Stories

satire lmao

Dan meets a girl. They grow closer and closer as Dan falls deep in love. Dan soon finds out that she is in a relationship with another guy! What will he do, will he fight for her?! Or will it quickly become dark?...

Deedoid the dragon fucks Sarah into oblivion Bazza is not happy

Click read if you need help on why your pits might smell like old mans pūébêś. And why your pūébêś might smell like dog $h!t..

A very very short story. Use ur imagination for the rest.

what is this? why do I exist? why did I write this? well....I don't know either I was BORED!

You and your friends are adventurous people. With your birthday coming up. They wanted to bring you somewhere special. But there are some issues along the way. Shrek always gets what he wants and when he wants it (😂) never keep your guard down when your around him or his territory. He bites. Shrek has 5 attempted murders. Jk he never fails. Read the story to find out who got murdered and more :)

Heelow eet ees GUTTAH. I am GUTTAH. Dees ees a boogk all about mee. Farty poo. Bumhole. Yoo are probubly nawt even a g or a gut. You suggggg.

Sunshine is not all he seems to be...