Bunchabullshit Stories

I know you've been looking everywhere for a sign. Yes you, specifically you. A sign somewhere to tell you that you need to do something. Stop looking. I need you to read this. I need this to get in your hands and into your mind. This is the only way to help you find me. I need you like you need to read this. Please. Please read this for me. (Also, this is a parody book of the actual book "I wrote this for You." If you're ever in an Indigo Books or a Chapters, you might find this in the aisles.)