Burnbabyburn Stories

A story where things happen and burn.

The time period is after the explosion on the planet Malachor... Somehow Ahsoka survives. How will she deal with the aftermath though? Will she remain in hiding for good or will she show herself again and fight for the Rebellion? *Note: Now that Ahsoka has been revealed as alive, this story will be more fictional than real* *DISCLAIMER: I don't own Star Wars*

Its just ways to die that would suck ass

"How many times do I have to repeat myself?" she asked, quite annoyed too. "uh, once? twice? okay maybe seven times, am I right?" I replied back. I mean could you blame me? she sounded like a donkey farting. "NO!" she snaps, "I can't take it! I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT! You Myah Lawrence, are by far the WORST student I have ever had in all my 10 years of teaching, SAYONARA FAILURES!" and with that, she climbs out of the window, laughing like a hyena. failure? who is she to talk? she just failed her job. oh no! Ms Lambers just quit! what have I done? I'm an idiot! I forgot to ask her about my test paper results! I mean, I had an idea on what it would be, but a girl can hope for better right? BOOM, BOOM! oh shizzle sticks. "Miss Lawrence, GET TO MY OFFICE...NOW!" Mr Bolton roared. "uh, hey Pete! hows it goin'? good? great! Listen-" "Office. NOW!" wow, he really was temperamental. "Right away Sir" I rush taking a swift left. Before I could make my great escape Pete stops me with his obnoxious voice, "Myah..." "Yes Pete?" "THE OTHER WAY!.....OH AND STOP CALLING ME PETE! IT'S MR BOLTON!" he roared, again Damn that tiger! "You got it Pete!" and with that I turn right back around in the right direction, hoping for a miracle. ******************* Meet Myah Lawrence, the girl who made teachers quit their jobs, the girl who acted on instinct, the girl who made people turn their heads- I mean, she did almost burn down the school- Don't be fooled by her pretty angelic face, because she could make you want to give her your shoes just by looking at her. Of course without her reckless pranks, she wouldn't have caught the eye of the schools most worshipped boy, Mr Jaxton Tate. "Admit it Jax, You like this" I smirked, pointing down to my body and up to my face. "The only thing I'll admit to liking is your boobs...Oh! and your face, minus that annoying thing you call a voice" he so rudely pointed out. "You filthy-minded sheep placenta!" I retort.

[I don't own Hetalia or it's characters, nor do I own the picture] *You'll understand why I named this that once you read the end...* Fire + Ship = Bad Times England decides to burn Spain's ship and take all of his treasure. Romano is his trophy. Spain is mad. Enough said. Could be counted as Spamano if you squint.

Sassy, sarcasm and irony Check this sassy comebacks and insult on which even Harry Potter would be jalous

(*sort of.) In which Yeonjun has to get married to someone he doesn't know, so he plans to set the wedding on fire, you know, like a normal person. (crossposted from ao3.) © stillsoob / hypotheticals 2021