Burnham Stories

The Discovery is experiencing some issues with the spore drive. When Doctor Culber suggests that Lieutenant Stamets should get some rest, Captain Lorca decides to set a course to the nearest peaceful planet in order to allow his crew to enjoy a short vacation. But when the natives turn out to be Klingons supporters, the holiday becomes a nightmare for the crew stranded on the planet. (This story is set before the events of the mid-season finale) Disclaimer: This is a work of fan-fiction. All characters belong to their rightful owners, except for Alastryne. No profit has been made from this story, none is intended to be made other than the pleasure to write about a fictional universe and characters. Credits for the background picture of the cover: CBS

Literally just pictures and gifs of the amazing Bo Burnham

This is to make fun of over the top fanfics so don't take it seriously (also I'm not a writer so sorry if none of it makes sense)

just a rant about something that means a lot to me. I hope you all have the time to read this, as some of you might have the same problem as I

Lacey has know the boys of Burnham since she was 9, but when she finds out Forrest likes her more than she thought, things turn around.

what will happen between Aaliyah, one of Bo's biggest fans and Bo Burnham when Aaliyah gets the chance to meet him? find out Warning slight trigger warnings and language.

A short burnham love story for my friend Martine. @MartineVoisine

a short Andre Burnham love story for my friend Martine, @MartineVoisine

Updates every day! "It was just one stupid little poem stuffed into the cushion of a stupid little couch. Now here we are with stupid little feelings." Cyro sits at Cafe Utopia. Same time everyday, same seat everyday. They always arrive at 7pm and they stay till closing at 1 am. 6 heavenly hours of solitude. The only time when they're not working their shitty retail job that's going no where. The only time they're not sitting in their hell of a household surrounded by the yelling and the bangs and the shouting. Cyro cherishes every minute. One day when her laptop dies she finds herself writing on notebook paper. Writing poems actually. As they fiddle with their hands, they tuck one of the pieces of paper between the couch cushions. Didn't really think much of it. Until the next day when someone wrote back. Bo sits at Cafe Utopia. Same time every day, same seat everyday. He always arrives at 10 am and he always stays till about 4pm. 6 heavenly hours of solitude. The only time when they're not on display for the world to gawk at, the only time they're not reminded that their falling out of love with the only person they have loved for the last 7 years. Bo cherishes every minute. One day Bo finds himself anxiously fiddling with the couch cushions after a heated argument he had on the phone. He didn't think anything of it till he felt something. A piece of paper.

hal·cy·on ˈhalsēən/ adjective 1. denoting a period of time in the past that was idyllically happy and peaceful. Young and to say the least dumb Bo meets the perfect girl. She is his ticket out of this hole he's dug himself. But will he give up his comfortable drug addicted and alcoholic life style for her? Or will she give up on him before he can make up his mind. A/N: This is a story made to relieve stress so I don't research information or fact check myself. Constructive criticism is more than welcome so if you see something that's wrong you're absolutely welcome to tell me. Also just a heads up I wrote this when I was 14 and is pretty cliché ;-;... so yeah. You've been warned. - Blue

a funky story where everything's misspelled. be prepared.

this is a story of jeff and bo on their adventure of love in new york city