Burnham Stories

Bo Burnham just broke up with his girlfriend. He's questioning his life choices and does not know where his career is going. Zaharia Edwards is breaking free of her boring life. She's experimenting and trying to try new things, but she can't seem to find love. But soon, both find themselves in more complex drama then they could ever want, let alone expect. [ There be sexual content in later chapters. ]

Fleeing a Klingon attack in a damaged shuttlecraft, Michael Burnham and Paul Stamets believe they've found refuge in a Federation science ship hidden in a dark nebula. But Burnham soon learns that the ship holds nightmarish secrets and may be the key to unlocking a horror beyond imagination...

these are quite literally the lyrics to welcome to the internet by bo burnham. i did this cuz i needed them on auto scroll and u can do that on wattpad apparently.

You can only read this if you are a Bo Burnham fan

A short burnham love story for my friend Martine. @MartineVoisine

When a landing party from the USS Discovery is ambushed and taken prisoner it is up to Linus, Discovery's Saurian science officer, to rescue them. Squaring off against a hostile force and a team of elite commandos, he must rely on his skill and cunning and the lessons he learned from binging 1980s action movies to survive.

the wattpad gods have spoken to me... I'm not sure about my mental health...

Rosie is 19 years old, living on the streets and alone. One day she is almost at the point of death when an anonymous man saves her life by leaving her things as she lays passed out on the street. Months later, she is convinced that her only way of happiness is to find her mystery man but the only information she has is a note singed with the name B. Will she find her way in life and discover her life saver?

This is a story of what would've happened if the vine famous Thomas Sanders, Brandon Calvillo, and Bo Burnham never got famous. If they were never known. If they had a harder life. The stories for these three are anything from good, but when they find each other.. will everything finally turn out well?

Lacey has know the boys of Burnham since she was 9, but when she finds out Forrest likes her more than she thought, things turn around.

Based on the video of Bo Burnham and a person in the crowd. I'll link to it in the first chapter. Enjoy this small 6 chapter romance! It's a rest way to waste your time at like 2-3am!

Bo is a cyoot boi

"I love you just the way you are, but you don't see you like i do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you." - Bo Burnham, Egghead

They hate me.

completed! y/n is an aspiring comedian just trying to make it big. her plans don't appear to be working, that is until a chance meeting with bo burnham. milestones: 100 reads: august 24th, 2021 #1 inside: augest 26th, 2021

Fix its are deserved, even for a mutiny.