Burns Stories

This is the story of how Davina prevents the Dance of the Dragons from affecting her home, protecting her children from being drawn into war. Her strength and love for her husband and children continue to bring Dorne to the height of power alongside the blood of the Dragon.

this book is about pick up lines,burns & jokes etc.

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Abigail Adams is rich, popular, and well known, her father, the mayor of town. She's got it all. Then comes Nathan, the skater boy who gets on her nerves completely. The boy who's mother just so happens to be her ballet coach, and the boy she's partnered with for a dance competition. So what happens when she suddenly becomes confused with her feelings, and begins to fall for so said 'Skater Boy' Nathan just might 'Break Her Little Heart'

Here is a book full od insults and comebacks to really annoying people in general.

A big book of burns, roasts, flames, comebacks, etc. Enjoy!

This is my story. My name is Lalita and I must warn you before hand that this story is not for the weak at heart. This is not a story for those who are sensitive, defensive, and/or criticizers. Don’t tell me this could never happen because there might be someone like me around you. Don’t tell me what I should have done. What could you have done differently? Don’t pity me. Pity gets you nowhere. I just want you to see me. Please see me and my story. If this makes you cry, I’m sorry. I would never want to inflict the pain that others have inflicted on me but you have been warned. This is my story and it isn’t a happily ever after…

These jokes will crack you up and brighten your day. They're old and cheesy but they'll make you smile(even if you don't want to)

Fire Force is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Atsushi Ōkubo. It has been serialized in Kodansha's Weekly Shōnen Magazine since September 2015, and collected into 27 tankōbon volumes as of February 2021. In North America, the manga has been licensed for English language release by Kodansha USA.

When fifteen-year-old Eden Paris discovers that not only is she not human but rather, a descendant of gods and angels, a demiangel, she is plunged into the world of the Ethereal Society, a society of the higher half-bloods. Eden is determined to sever herself from the world she thought only existed in books and fairytales but it seems that the only way to get out of the mess her Scent caused her was to tie herself to the handsome yet intolerable and haughty young William Sage as his Consor, a warrior sworn by blood and soul to protect his other to death. Something stirs outside of the protective barrier of the Sanctuary. More and more demiangels have been reported kidnapped and hadn't been discovered nor heard from anyone. When Eden learns that her best friend is in grave danger, she is drawn deeper into the secrets of the Hidden World. In this adventure packed novel, Eden learns that some things are rather much better off hidden under the covers of her books.

Most of these burns are jokes, don't get too offended! Hope you enjoy<3

One Direction ARE the biggest thing right now. No exceptions, no arguments. And it's pretty obvious that their fans can get pretty... Obsessive. The boys may be superstars that can hardly walk anywhere without being packed by fanatic girls, but on Halloween, Louis makes up his mind that the group will be going trick-or-treating. They all know it's just Louis attempt at staying 'forever young' and go. That was when One Direction where taken by the most twisted, psychotic fan to ever walk this earth... She will torture and kill them one by one, then herself, to prove to them her eternal love. Because she loves them more than anyone ever should... (NOTE: I am in no way a "directioner" or fan of One Direction. Read at your own peril.)

You can dare every character in this book and ask them questions as well! Well, go ahead! You're Asks and Dares will be shown in this book!

"And the kids cried out please stop you're scaring me" -Halsey Caramelle Hendrix is struggling to make ends meet, with a mother ill with stage 4 terminal cancer, a young sister to take care of, and an eviction notice, she must make a painful decision that will rip her family apart. Then she meets William Schacter, he's the definition of a survivor. But he didn't escape the fire alive. No one escaped truly alive.

Funny/Humorous Converations

My name is Allie and I'm a grenade. The only reason I haven't exploded yet is because of my boyfriend Louis; I should have exploded a long time ago but he's loved me, scars and all. A/N: Just a few quick notes about my story before you begin reading: This will all be from Allie's POV unless otherwise said. The majority of this book will be written in a journal format that starts in 2010 on her 15th birthday. She is a Freshman and Louis is a Junior. Thank you so much for all your support and I hope you enjoy! And no, this is not a real story but the majority of it is based off of my life; and I unfortunately do not own Louis Tomlinson. WARNING!! DOES CONTAIN CONTENT WITH SELF HARM, ABUSE, DRINKING, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS/SUICIDE, DEPRESSION, DRINKING, AND LANGUAGE. I HAVE WARNED YOU SO PLEASE DO NOT READ OR ATLEAST READ WITH CAUTION IF ANY OF THIS IS TRIGGERING OR IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE. © 2014 by justbekahlove. All rights reserved.

A collection of haikus that vary in subject, voice and theme. Heartbreak, nature, love and more are featured in this collection of short poems!