Burrito Stories

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This is a compilation of stories I write. Im in Middle School so my writing isn't unbelievably good. You may think I'm being racist at some points of the stories but I'm not. These may be offensive to many people so you've been warned

You will laugh your head off! I hope you like the POTATOES ;D poem. It has got to be my favorite. But when you read Nikalous, you will probably cry.

This is very chaotic. I don't even know how to describe what your about to witness but let's try The natural blonde family is a parody on YouTube under the account vloggals, this is like the story and prologue.

A Jack Barakat Fanfic He's a rock star, and she's a nobody. Their destinies were intertwined because of luck. Everything was going well until a shocker changed the course of everything. It was a fun night, for the four boys but for Kirsten? She's having one hell of a headache because of jetlag. But she caught them red handed as they were having some different kind of fun and how could she turn down Jack's invitation? She joined the fun and later on, Jack invited her to have more fun on the back lounge - she accepted it again. How would you live out a situation where you have to do it backwards? How can she not fall in love with him if he is her ultimate crush from the beginning? Why would you fuck someone who is not a burrito? Yey!! The sequel is up already. If you need something to read for quite a long time then this is the book for ya! :)

Rona is an orphan. Other then that she is a normal teenage girl.... Until she meets a strange boy. Will her life ever be the same?

Will anyone ever Remeber her? Will they miss her when she's gone? will anyone ever make these thoughts go away. Those are the normal everyday thoughts of Sophie Myers. Until she happens to meet a simple but understanding teenage boy. He seems to change everything into something good.

remix of songs, I love my burritos

This is for Ajshe [ @believeinmeee ] for being the only person that can be called AJ which can also be used as a guy's name which is pretty swaggy.

The disintegration of body parts may be preventable. Dr. Forceps begins by reading "How to Unwrap a Molten Burrito" in the epic 500-page Trans-Portable Microwave Oven Manual of "Surviving Explosively Tasty Deadly Dishes. Danger: Phone ringers may trigger detonations".

Burrito Burrito eats a burrito

the ancient work of literature speaking of our true god, cousin willie

When invited over for a very formal Iggy-Iggy fancy schmiggy dinner party, Kate, Ashy, Chin, Pooge and Nate go. Because in every horror movie, no matter the stranger ranger danger, them dumb donkey characters end up going anyway. Anyway. There is a mysterious turn of events when NATHAN TURNS UP DEAD. I mean, obviously, he deserved it, but like, whatever. *schmiggy schmiggy hit that jiggy* Just like any horror movie character, they do not leave and call the police, they see who is assisting this horrible murderer in this original horror classic best-selling 1693 book. It all gets more tense and *whoa* when the realize that it isn't just the work of some cereal killer... But a possessed taco. This very scary book. Read in daytime or be kill by murder taco. Gouda luck.

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When you're naughty boy asf

I Am a burrito

the greatest fanfic yet