_____bye_____
"Hello, this is-"
"I'm gonna kill myself."
"I-er...what?"
"Did you not hear me the first time? I said I'm gonna kill myself."
"N-no! Don't do that...think of everyone that would miss you!"
"Ha, yeah right. The only thing that would miss me is my cat. And that's only because I giver her food."
"Let me guess. She's too much of a pussy to help you?"
"..."
"...bad joke? Okay I'm sorry-"
"Oh my god that was the single funniest thing I heard in a while"
"So I take it the other funny things went on dates?"
"..."
"HAHAHA OH MY GOD WHO EVEN ARE YOU?!"
"...Ma'am you called the animal shelter."
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One suicidal girl. One bad boy. One phone call. And one animal shelter.
What could possibly go wrong?
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A bit cringey not that I look back at it, but I'm gonna try editing lol