Butchered Stories

One thing I know most of us can agree on, is that the English language, one way or another, has been butchered. By who? Bratty 11 or 12 year olds? Lazy people? Aliens? Obamacare? If you want to know the true answer, this is the book for you. This book takes all myths and pushes them aside as we reveal what truly butchered the English language and how it happened.

Just a quick one shot because my best friend's boyfriend wanted me to write a horror story about him being murdered... Yup he's that weird, anyway enjoy it! ;)

"You know they say there's a cabin in the woods where people go missing." Jake says. Bill scoffs, "Ha! That's just an old tale told to scare children away from the woods." "No its true, really! They say a group of cannibals live in that cabin, taking anyone who comes near it!" You sit and listen passively as your friends duke it out over some old myth. "I have to go to work, you still gonna pick me up so I can move in right Jake?" You ask as you get up to leave. "Yea sure, just be careful! Don't want you to get taken by the cannibals and become their food." You roll your eyes as bill sighs, "I am telling you that's a myth!" You walk out the door, leaving them to their big argument.