Buttcheek Stories

"This story would be great if it wasn't my real life at it's worst peak." "What story, Dev?" "Oh haha, nothing..." Devin Edwards, a Junior at Generic High, enters a romance hell after she falls for the new kid, as soon as her once faded feelings for her childhood friend resurrect. Not to mention Devin's sparking affections for the cute honor student and the gallant football captain. It's just romance at its worst! And to make matters even more horrendous, Devin struggles to keep up her grades to earn a scholarship to her dream college. However, she is blessed to have her socially awkward best friend by her side though all the chaos of heartbreaks and love festivities.

There has been a phone in the basement for weeks now. Vanessa and Sydney are finally ready to find the never ending ringing phone. What they don't realize, is that the phone has a big mystery behind it. Will Vanessa and Sydney, two best friends, solve the mystery behind the phone? Or will they never find out...? This started professional... Don't ask what happened.

Sooo this is bc I'm bored and have nothing else to do.... hope you enjoy

this is a syory aboutra plant groweing out of a but and it slowly dies((((((

like sun kissed gold ribs on cream colored satin that keeps the heart in a double helix the silhouette of a sonorous renaissance to rejoice at renewal and rebirth, by berenice

Craziness all around; come get some. Hippos. I would like to thank all the turtles out there. You know who you are. Also, to all the narwhals, go die in a hole, you fat lards.

While Adam is in the hospital, Barry comes to see him and they both make a BEEautiful discovery (penis.) "A stinging romance!" -Wallstreet PART 1

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