Butthole Histoires

Thanos has sex and probably commits arson

coderra <3

One thunder thigh day. I was watching Shrek, but then...

To the idiots who thinks the world falls in line with their euphemism...foh

first story pls no hate🥰

Tittiemagee had a bad day at yoga :(

Get off my account you old nasty grandpa

i said I don't use this app but maybe sometimes. On rare occasions

During the summer Scarlett gets a crappy job at a crappy sandwich shop. Every Friday afternoon She notices a group of emo and punk kids coming in to eat. She always admired the one with glasses in the group. He seemed different than the others. Quiet, gentle, sweet, almost like he was in his own world. •~• Mikey and his friends always went to there local sandwich shop after band practice. He always saw this one girl. She was different. She wore all black, unlike the other workers. She was quiet and worked hard instead of gossiping like the other workers. He noticed that the other girls working would always make her do the work and would make fun of her. One day Mikey gets tired of her getting made fun of. Its not fair. He stood up for her. The girl thanked him and never talked to him again. Until, Mikey and Scarlett both start there freshman year at Belleville high school. Scarlett just so happens to be Mikeys touring partner, with all the same classes. •~• Read this story to find out what happens between Scarlett and Mikey. The adventures of being a teenager, friendships, relationships, bully's and more!

a boy....ramen....texas???? PEPE AND DIRTY DAN!!!! a fight to save harambe???? omg

itS eXaCtLy wUt it saYs iT is.

Steve, a cunning young boy has a friend. A very nice friend. His name a Montesquieu, and the have unrequited love. Can Steve get Montesquieu to love him?

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I just do these because I'm really bored at school or home.