Buttman Stories

[ This story is to test out my writing, I can't be fully certain if I plan on fully finishing this book, but if it gets enough support, then maybe? ] I always see these two being talked about, about how the relationship is toxic, but I wanted to explore it in this book! This is gonna be a Cartters book, or well, Buttman, if you wanna say that 😅 Obviously, there's going to be lots of angst. This relationship in this book isn't gonna be the healthiest! But there will also be some fluff. What to expect? Fluff Angst Cartters/Buttman, duh. Swearing and inappropriate jokes. Comedy, since, South Park is a comedy itself. What NOT to expect? Smut or lemon, they are still 10 years old in this book, no way. Perfect writing, I'm not fully experienced in writing, so this is just to test it out. Anyway, with that in mind, enjoy! [ Cover art by me ]

Hello so this is smut so yea and if you dobt like it to bad so you can give me ideas to and stuff

It turned out as a Cartters story XD

Just read the title my peeps

hot sexy sex story of cartman x butters they fall in lvoe with eachothers and butters stalks him a lot lol! (JOKE!!! THIS IS A JOKE IM SORRY) i made the cover at 1:50 am

edni x raynom from Steven universe ok ko?????????

Slow updates ((This shit gets dark, so be warned...)) I marched up the road the way I came, the sights somehow looking duller. Bland. Unimpressive. The once shiny, magical looking snow now resembled angels' dandruff or something. You know what? I hope they have dandruff. And I hope it's itchy. And I hope they scratch it till they bleed out and die and go to hell. Yeah, I know it's impossible, but keep in mind that I actually thought that Leopold Butters Stotch could love me, and that's even more ridiculous. Thinking that pretty much anyone could love me is ridiculous. I know it's fucking sad, and I know that it sounds dumb, but I am unlovable. I'm ugly, fat, rude, mean, unkind, heartless, and doomed to hell. I know this is the part where main character's friends all crowd around and say something like 'Oh emm gee gurl you're fabulous tho!' and she puts on a dress and feels super confident, but this isn't a fucking book. In a way, maybe it is. Maybe we all are a character in our own story, and our choices guide the words across the page to create- No, that's stupid as fuck. I guess life is like......a pair of dice. Yeah, that makes sense, it's two dice. Two dice in God's hand, and when he rolls them you never know what he'll land on. It's all random, it's all chance, which is why some of us are rich enough to pour money down the toilet and others eat manatee organs for money. Why some are beautiful and some look like feet. Why some have tons of friends and why some have none. I guess I just kept on rolling the wrong numbers. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Just the luck of Eric Cartman.

Angst Fluff smut(?) Some crossovers etc. Request available :)

Cartman talks a big game but inside he's depressed and lonely! Butters is staying at Cartmans for two weeks while his parents are gone, and guess what? He has a crush on Cartman and doesn't want too! Can Butters some how help Cartman or will he be pushed away? (Butters x Cartman)

Uhh just like the title says. Of course, these are all of my opinions. Will update soon 🫶🏻

Butters' MBS New title, same MBS

A butters fan fiction of love betrayal hate and basically pain TW: SEXUAL CONTENT, SUICIDE ATTEMPS, CUTTING, TALK OF TRAUMA AND SEXUAL ASSULT May be discontinued lol-

Did you ever wish you could combine superheroes with butts? Well look no further. This superhuman can tackle monsters with the powers of butts. With his sidekick Mrs. Viginious, they are unstoppable! This action packed story will fill you with the power of the butts. Every single word will make you even more powerful than you could imagine. Come along with Buttman, and learn the secrets of the butts.

I do not own any south park characters. This will include fluff only (I hate angst rip) I'm not doing smut since they are 15 in these. Might take requests. Enjoy :3