AmIACarrot_T-T
⚠️TW: these are bunch of stories between sociopaths and mutes and YAOI ⚠️
*farts cutely🎀*
Meet T^T_ - a carrot. Not just any carrot. A cosmic, chaotic, unhinged carrot who drifts through universes, poking humans, breaking hearts, and occasionally causing chickens to fall in love with mailboxes. 🌪💘
Once a bored spark in the void, T^T_ decided that stars and planets were too boring... so naturally, it became a carrot. Yes. A carrot. 🥕 With nothing but chaos, existential dread, and a love of absurdity in its tiny orange limbs, T^T_ discovered the perfect hobby: meddling in humans' messy lives.
Love, obsession, murder, quiet confessions, rivers, lunchboxes, graveyards... nothing is safe. T^T_ drifts, pokes, and giggles in ways no human can hear, sprinkling tiny explosions of chaos and absurdity wherever it goes.
This is the story of how a carrot became a cupid, a chaos agent, and the weirdest, most unhinged observer of human hearts the universe has ever seen. Enter at your own risk. 🥕💫💀
⚠️This is a work of fiction. None of this actually happened (I hope). Any resemblance to real people, living, dead, or questionably undead, is purely coincidental. If you think you recognize yourself in here, I assure you, that's a you problem. The characters came from the swirling soup of my overcaffeinated imagination and possibly a dream I had after eating suspicious takeout.
If the universe somehow decided to replicate my ideas in real life, I take no responsibility. Frankly, that would be flattering but deeply concerning. Proceed at your own risk - reality may try to catch up.⚠️