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The Chronicles of Katerina von Calico III follows the daily reign of a calico noblewoman with questionable intelligence, impeccable judgment, and an unwavering belief that all furniture belongs to her by divine right.
Feared guardian of the garage, conqueror of unattended blankets, and sworn enemy of the garbage truck, Katerina rules her kingdom with dramatic meows and an iron paw. Her days are filled with important royal duties such as demanding liquid treats, supervising bathroom visits, screaming when abandoned for "work" or "errands," and appearing instantly in any chair the moment it becomes warm.
Though lacking several critical brain cells due to unfortunate orange-related circumstances, Katerina remains devoted to her favorite human, whom she greets daily with ceremonial upside-down stretches and requests for belly rubs.
Told with the seriousness of an ancient royal chronicle and the reality of a very spoiled house cat, The Chronicles of Katerina von Calico III is a cozy, absurd slice-of-life about love, routine, tiny catastrophes, and one cat's unwavering commitment to judging everyone she meets.