Callmecarson Stories

"𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐈'𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮" . ˚◞♡ ⃗ 🕊*ೃ༄ quackity x reader ! in which alex falls for people wayyy too easily,, but you're used to it at this point. intentional lowercase

"If I have to eat one more piece of Spam I'm going to fucking lose it." "Then I guess it's a good thing we're doing this?" "No. This is possibly the worst idea we've had in a long time." ____________________ -an apocalypse au with the smplive boys -blood and gore, so be careful -no shipping. they're just friends in this -was written before everything came out. schlatt and carson play large parts in the plot

Fuck.

( noun. ) lack of self control

𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐔𝐊 - wherein a boy suffer from unrequited love and a certain disease that comes with it. + 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 + 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘦: 𝘶𝘯𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘴𝘢𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳, 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 + 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨! !!!! INSPIRED BY: "lunch club one-shots" - aroundsound87 (supertraves - one-sided love)

*Member x Member Book*Lunch Club One-Shots, exactly what the title says. No extras like people from smp live, only our 8 sweet boys >~<. No x readers because it's wayyyy to overused and it's cringe.

any content you desire, (don't take that literally)

rules in first chapter - requests open

ashes, ashes dust to dust the devil's after both of us what can you do when a world is in great danger? when the two forces working to stop it despise each other? when the two rulers of opposing kingdoms, wilbur and schlatt, are faced with a decision to ally with each other or fear each other, there's only one beanie-wearing bard willing to make sure the former comes true. lay my curses out to rest make a mercy out of me

[this is all just for fun! if you're part of smp or someone who doesn't like them being shipped, then i'd rather have you not read this and move on. this is just for me and the people who enjoy reading this!] I DONT WRITE ON THIS ANYMORE, its kinda old too tbh

discontinued lmao !majority are platonic! there's a couple shippy oneshots, which you can feel free to skip. This probably won't go anywhere, one night i just got really wanted to write. this is mostly because i can't get over smplive

[Lunch Club Medieval AU] Camilla is the princess of fairytale-like kingdom Astraea. In a plot to take over the kingdom, her father, the king, is assassinated. In order to ensure her safety, Camilla is hidden away by her father's most trusted knights. She discovers a secret legion created to protect her, called the Knightood of the Seven. Never did she expect to fall in love, especially when her kingdom's fate rests solely on her shoulders. [LOVE TRIANGLE: Cooper, Noah, Schlatt] [Inspired by "Soldier, Poet, King" by the Oh Hellos]

carson cardad carmom cardaughter

only leaving this up for the memories. i no longer support wilbur soot. THIS IS A SEQUEL. READ BOOK ONE BEFORE THIS ONE; IT'LL MAKE A LOT MORE SENSE :) a string bean sequel written by yours truly. VEE & WILBUR... your favorite fictional couple back again for more soft love and laughs.

After Mojang bought Roblox Corporation, Carson CallmeCarson is in need a job so he interviews at Mojang to hopefully get a position. BUT WHAT'S THIS! Romantic attraction to the CEO, JORDAN CAPTAINSPARKLEZ!! Things are sure going to get interesting. Tune in to the random updates of the author that could take long amounts of time because she chose to watch youtube videos and procrastinating instead of focusing on writing and completing the story! (P.S : this is suppose to be a joke inspired by a phrase said in a video)

Just a collection of books about my favourite boys!! ( If you're uncomfortable with this book, please contact me so I can remove it! ) This book may include ↓ - Schlatt - Carson -Ted - Noah - Travis - Charlie - Wilbur ( I know he's not an official member! ) Enjoy!!!!<3

/j/j/j/j/j/j i'm so fucking sorry

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"𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩, 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳?" ⊱ ────── {⋆⌘⋆} ────── ⊰ 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘵.