Callmecarson Histoires

Just a bunch of screenshots from our group chat also the cover is Magali's cat uwu

please request anyone from lunch club and a prompt that you want me to write about! i'm not good with writing lmao-

" You're 𝕔𝕦𝕥𝕖 when you're mad!" "Shut up!"

cum bucket man

Request and have fun!

This story follows the story of CallmeCarson, who got sent to jail because of his recent controversy. Follow Carson's story where he meets many others like him. [WRITTEN IN FIRST PERSON SO EVERYONE CAN BE IN PAIN.] tw: // child grooming // some sexual tension probably

This is a ruby rose (rwby) x Callmecarson fanfiction you didn't think it existed? WELL NOW IT DOES (Story completed lol)

"𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜?!" 𝙃𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙. 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠. 𝘴𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯!! 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦: 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘷 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵. 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙨: @𝘣𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘵-𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳 @𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳 @𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘢-𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳 @𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘤𝘸𝘢𝘧𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳 @𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳-𝘪𝘪 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳 (𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨) if you couldn't tell this is a joke

schlatt lives in the goop house, don't question it, he just does for now. schlatt is the proud father of a succulent

i humbly apologize, but then again. i don't. Yes every chapter is the same picture of Ted. schlatt's kinky boots

Just short stories that I wanted to write about the boys and gals in SMP! There will mainly be Goop (and Schlatt) but I will write about others! The majority of the stories will be lighthearted, but there might be a few sad or serious ones here and there. Absolutely NO shipping! I don't do that. Neither will any include death. I respect the creators wishes.

[DISCLAIMER] to clarify, i do NOT ship any of the people i write about. it's nonfiction. the characters i write about are based off of the actual creators. BASED off of. pls remember that i really just don't wanna be cancelled 🥺 oneshots of da boys =). the old oneshots i made were cringe and old so i made a new one hehe.

"Carson?" "Yeah?" "Do you wish you could have someone to yourself sometimes?" "I do. All the time." "Really? Who?"

Just some oneshots of Lunch Club. Yes I did decide to continue writing. Some lovely people were very nice in the comments on whether I should keep writing or not. Also if you hate on me I will block you. Anyways I won't have a consistent upload schedule. I don't know when I'm going to post so don't ask. So nobody can say I didn't warn you.

On an average day, your average Schlatt goes to work and comes back. But this Schlatt was different. There was something else in store for him. His fate would lead him down a path of heartbreak and betrayal. Authors note: This is based on the game Sub Rosa that Schlatt played with CallMeCarson. What's poppin. PG-13

Carson and his flatmates are enjoying a nice game of scrabble when suddenly a blender exists. I hate my fucking life. -Gods Fear

[lc intended] no xreader or mpreg you can leave requests in the comments if you'd like

fuck okay wait i swear ill commit to this one

this is a story about alex, lovely peaches, mr WORLDWIDE (he is around the world), obama, and other people but then everyone dies L L L L L L L L