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All seemed calm until a clutch of harpies descended upon an unsuspecting town. It's mating season and they need mates. Single men are picked or... thrown under the bus. The forge apprentice, Hector schemed, but failed, ultimately getting picked. He denied, ran, but attracted the attention of the nonchalant queen. He's more entertainment than anything she witnessed and she will have him.
Watch where you aim that coffee, because you may spit it out laughing in this humor.