Canthandleme Stories

My life is definitely going to be different from now on, *sighs dreamily...i definitely hope this'll be much better then this 'human' life i've chosen to throw away, LOL...

Hello there as you might have probably known or even heard of me, my name is Homicidal Andrew-Grimes and i am like 16 years old now.......also i have the same 'disorder'...

Steph was playing a pokèmon game when suddenly it glitched and a boy came out. he had no arms, bloody tears and a baseball cap she glared at him, walked up and slapped...

YEAH BOI you are in love with a FRICKEN MONSTER!!!!! (pfffffft not sorry for yelling my lungs out, annnnd i never will be!!!!!!!) aka the vampire female that your marrie...

Hey again so guess what???? yeah i totally know what it is but-----i guess that i'm just gonna have to tell you anyways and not keep it a secret anymore, just so you kno...

Okay so this is what i said to my dad Rick: "did you ever know that i'm not what you think i am father.....it's not exactly what i am.....but it's actually kind of...

Hello there....i'm Alexis Hyuga-Hatake i am only 10 years old and my hometown is called Konoha the 'village hidden in the leaves.....' my brother is Kakashi & my sister...

Just my first book of OC'S that i've made up-----also i am very sorry if anything is offensive or whatever-----i'm gonna be putting this out here just in case, *but i wo...

So how could it be like if the creepypastas met with all of the walking dead people for the first-ever time?!?! *squeals while blushing!!!!!!* i'd always been the one gi...

So everybody has been asking me; 'where is your TRUE home?' from around this place for like probably 10-20 weeks or so now, oh do you really wanna know that? (i have a s...

Okay well just look at this-----i'm likely the #1 oldest and best female pasta here in the mansion, and i am most likely 200% stronger & much darker then everybody else...

Like my other books this will always have salty and bad profanity.....no question or anything needed about that. (Also it may take a few minute or moments for me to make...

Ever since the first day i have met Carl, everything had changed for me-----which i don't mind at all.....also the best part about all of this, is that we have fallen in...