Cantwakeup Stories

My first fanfic. Kill me now. This contains memes and yaoi, so if you don't like gayness and sour yellow fruits then you're not dank enough to read this. Enjoy~ (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hi, this is a book about the little quirks, habits or thoughts my characters have that I think up and have no where to put down. These don't matter in any way to story plot usually but they make my characters more human which for most probably ain't the best thing but eh.

Time is running out.

exactly how it sounds...

Oh god you don't even know what this shit is

I've always wanted to criticize Wattpad Books, but I never knew how. Until this very moment 20 seconds ago.

this is possibly the weirdest thing you'll ever read

nonsensical shitposting

(Cover soon!) Games, shows.. heck, even fandoms are being explored by young Madeline Alex, a 15-year-old girl who just wants to keep wandering.. at least, until she knows what the master wants...

What if Kay never was Kidnapped? What if... it's a interesting question we all think. "... I love you, Kay" he said with stars in his eyes. "Oh" I say in complete shock. EPILOGUE OF THE DEATH OF KAY THOMPSON

Well im mainstream af so enjoy this confessions book.

Just random (Cover art by midkipful on tumblr)

My previous story, "some drawings of mine", was getting a bit long. Sooo I'm making a new one. My deviant art is called 'Majesticwaffles223' and make sure to check out hrvejchdc her art is really good And this won't only be drawings just sayin

Here. Have some cringy puns.

Payton was just your average teenage girl. She flipped out over anime, played an amount of video games that some would consider to be unhealthy, and all her friends were total weirdos. Yep, a pretty normal life. Until the day she met one particularly alluring gentleman, Arthur Kirkland. She wasn't sure what it was about him. His bad cooking? His kind of messy hair? His ungodly bushy eyebrows? No, Payton didn't know. But she didn't mind. For she was in love with an English man. And he loved her too. (Only like five people on Wattpad will truly understand this story, but even if you won't, I'd like to believe it's still fairly amusing regardless. This isn't very serious or anything. It's my friend x England because of a quiz.)

Sorry if there are short chapters :T

River: *proceeds to wait for viewers to ask them stuff*