Carlazuz Stories

Sometimes, you can't plan the future. So when high school buddies (and lovers?) Carl Azuz and Shrek find out they work together, they are thrilled. But will they be able to keep their relationship strong, because a wild John Cena works there too! Find out in this heartwarming, tear-inducing, dramatic romance novel, written by some dude who has too much free time.

The sequel to Carl azuz vs Lebron James sprite Cranberry

*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol

Bob Duncan is depressed, then he meets Carl Azuz, a CNN news anchor. Carl changes his life. Bob wants nothing to do his wife anymore, but she won't get a divorce. What will Bob do?

Stella Burrough was a "liberal" activist lawyer, gaining national attention through her work and her fight against the current administration. Chris Cuomo was a CNN anchor, caught off guard by the young woman making such monumental changes. Through a lot of trials, and even more tribulations, will these two find a home in one another, or was it inevitable to be destroyed when the world was against you?

My science teacher Mr.Strauss doesn't just love science he loves Carl Azuz from CNN student news.I don't blame him Carl is a hunky guy ,he is my dream guy.From his puns,his hair,voice,and very strange large nose he is goals AF.Today in class my science teacher Mr.Strauss yelled out to the entire class I LOVE YOU CARL AZUZ!!!My teachers favorite part is the puns and he hates when we interrupt them.Anyways Carl and Mr Strauss are my otp and I am forever loyal to them.

y/n has started their job working with CNN. They work together with the one and only Carl Azuz, y/n has gained feelings for such a handsome man. But, will Carl like y/n back? And will there be someone to get in the way? Find out on the Carl Azuz Ultimate Fic™️!

As you all know, Carl Azuz is the host of CNN 10. Owen Wilson joins him as his co-host and Carl is not happy about it. Watch these two beautiful humans hate for each other turn into something lovely...

GUYS THIS IS SATIRE I SWEAR, PLEASE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY 😭 I MIGHT END UP WRITING SOMETHING SERIOUS BUT FOR NOW PLEASE DONT HATE ON ME THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!

I know there's already a fanfic like this, but I want to make it a little differently. This is just me posting stupid stuff on the internet while still trying to improve my writing skills. That's really all I have to say. The cover is by me.

it's kinda self explanatory i- if anyone from school finds this, no you didn't. we won't speak of it.

Some nerd who loves CNN student news finally meets Carl Azuz

This is meant only for my friends in my 3rd hour and is a JOKE I am not sexually or romantically attracted to CNN10 Student News' Carl Azuz and I don't recommend this at all keep scrolling, sweetie.

Carl Azuz has it all: the perfect job, nationwide fame, and a cannibalistic boyfriend. But sometimes this just doesn't suffice. Follow Carl on his journey as he runs from the law and learns a thing or two along the way. Author's Note: This fan fiction was co-written by hollaattchaboi and the first chapter is also posted on their account.

Owen Wilson and Ed Sheeran's relationship doesn't go as planned when Ed cheats with Carl Azuz. Only problem is, Ed isn't keen on letting Owen go. Does Carl want Ed or Owen? Who knows. CONTAINS SMUT

Ranboo gets stuck with the Dashcon ballpit it is currently 1:51 PM as I am publishing this, i wrote this at like 3 am