Historias de Cartman

Kenny McCormick is 16 and is the poorest kid in South Park, but he loves his 6 year old sister, Karen and he protects her as the mysterious hero of the night, Mysterion. But not everything is that simple, Mysterion has secrets older than time itself and he's not too willing to share them, but maybe he'll share them when the time is right. This South Park story is full of mystery, love of family, tragedy, and secrets that will finally be found out

Cartman finds out his identity slowly but the school makes fun of him for coming out with neopronouns like kitty/kitty self..

kinda slow burn ish ig ?? no AU's. so like let's pretend that theyre 17 and in highschool not 10

It was a wonderful Christmas, everybody was relaxing, but when Tweek and Craig get in a fight everybody calls it.... Adorable? This story is about Tweek and Craig, going through 5th grade as a fake couple. But what happens when one catches real feelings for the other? Just read to find out, and join them in their journey of being fake gays, until it turns real.

>I don't own any of the characters in this fanfic except for my ocs< >if my friends ocs are used there only in there cause i asked permission to use them< >for the sake of the fanfic all characters are 14-15< >the first grade of high school<

Cartman's always been the jealous kind of boyfriend. But how far will he let his jealousy go?.

"You fucking fatass!" You said with tears in your eyes "Don't worry I am here" Cartman said kissing your forehead He is superficial, arrogant, narcissistic, evil, smokes in the dark corners of the city and steals, he has mental issues and he needs help, you are an artist, you smoke, you are bullied and you need help. Both of you need help and love, can you both help and love each other?

HELP I COULDN'T EVEN FINISH THIS DUDE BUT I JUST LIKE THEM A SHITTY FIC I WROTE FROM 4 AM TO 3AM SO DO NOT EXPECT MUCH AT ALL - ITS BASICALLY JUST AN OPENING/INTRO even the title is a joke sooo :3

I enjoy south park and I have ideas. I don't own these characters, I just like south park. I will share headcanons. these involve situations and ships! so yeah, anyway if these bother you don't read haha. I have dyslexia lol, grammar is hard

This is my first original fanfic in years. So I apologize for the plagiarizing bullcrap from before. Now let's get to the plot that's painted with satisfactory and proper justice for a certain character that's been a punching bag for way too long. I don't own South Park or it's characters, They belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone and Comedy Central. Even the cover belong to its rightful owners (just a screen cap from a episode anyway)

««𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐠𝐨, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐚.»» ««𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨, 𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐚.»» ««𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 ... 𝐈'𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.»» ««𝐒𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 ?»» ««𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝-𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐚 !»» ««𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝-𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐚 !»» ««𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐚, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝-𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 !»» ««𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐱 !.»»

South Park x Reader one shots Will do requests :))

Yes based off the song listen to it before reading pls

Stan and Wendy have been together for a long time. They usually break up and get back together, but Stan, over time, strated having feelings for Y/n who moved in around the same time as his 11th birthday. He didn't think he liked her because he never threw up around her or anything... Until he did. Something about what Kyle said freaked him out. That's when he started having second thoughts. All images in this story or on the cover do NOT belong to me

On a frozen battlefield, a legendary warrior meets the most ridiculous challenger imaginable. Sephiroth, the One-Winged Angel, meets Eric Cartman-a rotund boy with an oversized ego and zero sense of danger. What follows is equal parts absurd and epic: insults fly, powers clash, and a battle of sheer audacity unfolds. One is a godlike swordsman; the other... well, he's Eric Cartman. Chaos, comedy, and a clash of worlds collide in a fight neither will forget.

I have a lot of ideas I will most likely never use, have them.

The gang is just a school one day, when the intercom makes an announcement. "Warning,warning! Theres a zombie outbreak! I repeat, there's zombie outbreak! Take shelter or run for your fucking lives, god dammit!" The intercom then cuts off, and Mr. Garrison then tells the students to stay calm and stay in the classroom. *im gonna try to do my best to update this one since I'm working on my other one..💀 im doing both at the same time help 😭*

Okay shit I've never made a story with the south park fandom cause yea I've been in this fandom for awhile

The main 4 go hiking, stan makes a mistake that puts him in the hospital. Follow how he heals, and how his friends do too. (Originally from ao3!!) TWs: Injury mentions/descriptions Panic/anxiety Ementophobia warning

A fanfic between friends! Rest of the info in authors note! Disclaimer - I do not own any sp characters and I wouldn't read this is you don't like yaoi!!