Cartmanxkyle Stories

how does a trained assassin named kyle broflovski end up in bed with a slightly over sassy guy named eric cartman? read and find out. :)) - disclaimers: yes, it is lowercase purposely. boyxboy content, obviously. i do not own south park nor the characters. i come up with the events that take place in this book. not the actual show. swearing is obviously a given so if you're weary of cursing this book isn't for you. :) strong violence, it's not too intense though, just if gun violence and blood triggers you, then once again it isn't the right book.

yes this actually happening -Cartman

A small kyman story also including creek and bunny

Et bas c'est l'histoire de Kyle et cartman en belle au bois dormant ✨👀 Dsl pour les fautes je suis dis orthographique 😭✨

It's almost Christmas and so Mr. Garison decided to go on a trip with his class to enjoy the advent time. Kyle feels disadvantaged because he also have to come with the others even though he is jewish. And as if that's not enough, Mr. Garrison decided to make a secret santa with his class.

This is South Park fanfic. Read the story to find out what its about!

Kylie gets sucked into another one of Eric's schemes.

this story follows Cartman as he navigates south park high with his friends Stan and Kenny and his crush on KYLE that's becoming hard to keep a secret.. (sorry if the grammar is bad ill try my best to fix it no one's gonna read this anyways) ALSO I DON'T OWN SOUTH PARK

Hello! This is a South Park age regression story. There are many trigger warnings which I will list below! I don't own any characters and they will probably not act canon whatsoever! Cartman is a little, which he tried to suppress and hide from everybody. Nobody, except his girlfriend Heidi knows. But is Heidi a good person in reality? Is she who she claims to be? Read to find out how this takes a turn! Content warnings: This story will most likely have Kyle x Cartman in it (few chapters) and Heidi x cartman in only mentions, also Kyle x Heidi for a bit. Overall ship is Cartman X Craig. (Please don't spread hate.) This story will involve age regression and characters acting uncanonically, also stuff such as pacifiers, diapers, accidents, and more. There will be cursing and discrimination (from cartman, no slurs.) This is where they are all ages up to 15-17. Trigger waenings - physical, emotional, and sexual abuse. Alcohol and drug usage/mentions. Intoxication. Neglectful parenting, discrimination against sexuality and religions, threatened murder and suicide , rape, torture, and blackmail. PLEASE BE AWARE. EACH CHAPTER WILL INCLUDE WHAT TWS ARE THERE INCASE IT ISNT ON THIS LIST!!!

After the boys just turn 15, they feel as if their life is going to change for the better. They were wrong. Everything is normal, relationships are normal, and yes, Stan's grandad is still alive, and a wave of sadness and pain is normal now. As they try to seek peace and happiness in their life's, the wave just got stronger and shits about to go down. Small warnings: Swearing, nsfw scenes, abusive scenes.

Me and my family have lived in new jersey for awhile now I has been texting my online friends Stan , Kenny and Cartman. Well I wouldn't count fatass as one of my friends now we are moving to south park were my friends lived I can not wait to see them. Well i can wait a million years to meet the beautiful fatas- wait what am I saying I hate him ....!"

A cute Kyman ship fanfic!

Erica and Kyle's pride get in the way, and a decent friendship, that seemed to be going places, gets unraveled.

Cartman decides he is going to go on a weight loss journey so he can finally sit next to kyle on the bus

Para entender la historia de Five Nights at Freddy's hay que olvidarse que estos son juegos y quiero que tomen realmente a esta saga como lo que es. ¿Terror? Sí, pero sobre todo, ciencia ficción ahora imagínense combinar esto con South Park que sale de la mezcla de estos dos? Pues esta huevada xd

Kyman Internet AU * * * Arguing on the Internet, how romantic... Kyle Broflovski is a homeschool student who barely has any time to socialize with people. He secretly has an account on a social media website where he meets his two first friends, Kenny and Stan... But his life changes for the best and for the worst when he gets a message from Eric Cartman. * * * Cover art credit to: Zurka-durka on Tumblr Uploaded: September 14th, 2016 Finished: ....

Just two guys doing things couples do but only because they both desire romantic affection. Totally not because they're in love or anything. Totally not. --- I originally uploaded this on ao3 but...made by same person. So yeah.