Cartmanxkyle Stories

The day after Valentine's, the new science substitute teacher shows up and unexpectedly pairs Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski up for a plant assignment, and both boys slowly fall in love. Warning: bad language, headcanons, ships, some offensive things (in character), some angst, mentions of sex, accidental mischaracterization and unapologetic queerness Warnings for future chapters: Mentions of mental health. Note: This is my first ever fanfic. The ships and characters in the fanfic are in the hashtags. The art on the cover is mine, and South Park belongs to Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Comedy Central.

Uh uh Kyman Angst Evil toxic doomed yaoi graahhh

Para entender la historia de Five Nights at Freddy's hay que olvidarse que estos son juegos y quiero que tomen realmente a esta saga como lo que es. ¿Terror? Sí, pero sobre todo, ciencia ficción ahora imagínense combinar esto con South Park que sale de la mezcla de estos dos? Pues esta huevada xd

A South Park FanFiction A series of one shots for various ships. Some will be random stories I come up with, others will be requested by you! (NO SHIP HATE!)

kyle and stan have always been bestfriends, but, when highschool came into play, they drifted apart. they are practically strangers. but, everything changes when a party comes around.

Kyman Smut I guess😍 Artist: @alyeecoffee on Tumblr

It all started with a steamy fight between Cartman and Kyle little did Kyle know he would enjoy the attention from Cartman.

Kyle now in his senior year of high school finds that he doesn't have a date to prom. leave it to Cartman to come up with a scheme that would help Kyle. Of course things are not what they expected Also I wrote this at 3 am without any editing

a year after Kyle sudden cry cartman travels back to time! but he sees little Kyle and WHATS THIS??? Kyle x cartman first story please be nice

After Kyle's parents divorce after years of fighting, he feels alone. His family is separated, his best friend is an hour away, he only gets to see his brother every two weeks, and he's straight up scared. It's up to only one person to keep him company until he's happy again. Warnings: Alcohol, drugs, smoking, gayness overload, self harm, everyone's 16

A tragedy in Wyoming brought Jared, a jewish ginger boy, to the town of South Park. Kyle thought that the new boy would be harassed by the most famous xenophobic, antisemitic and hater of gingers number one in town. However, to his surprise, Cartman became very interested in Jared and not in the expected way. Our favorite jew, Kyle, notices it. And it makes him disgust, angry, frustrated... Emotions that he doesn't know how to control and that he doesn't know why he feels. "Dude, I think you like the fatass" Stan, his best friend, told him. And that's when the redhead realizes he's fucked up. ─── ❖ ── 🌹 ── ❖ ─── This fanfic is translated from spanish. I'm from Spain, so please, correct any mistakes I may have because I'm not very good in english. Enjoy ;) (🇪🇦) VERSIÓN ORIGINAL: @StarlySisi

Cartman has a deep obsession with Kyle, which is invisible to the naked eye. But if you look hard enough, you'll find that his obsession goes as far as to killing the fair gingers lovers. ------ Aka, Cartman is a yandere :) ------ Warnings: murder, gore, nsfw, psychopaths, swearing, lots of death, bullying, suicide

Kyle pensó que sería un paladín toda su vida, hasta que una inesperada visita lo cambia todo

Eric Cartman discovers he is a sadist and the only person that can save him is Kyle Broflovski, his most loathed enemy since Elementary School. Will Kyle choose to help him? And will Eric accept his help? (Kyman/Cartyle)

Just two guys doing things couples do but only because they both desire romantic affection. Totally not because they're in love or anything. Totally not. --- I originally uploaded this on ao3 but...made by same person. So yeah.

After the boys just turn 15, they feel as if their life is going to change for the better. They were wrong. Everything is normal, relationships are normal, and yes, Stan's grandad is still alive, and a wave of sadness and pain is normal now. As they try to seek peace and happiness in their life's, the wave just got stronger and shits about to go down. Small warnings: Swearing, nsfw scenes, abusive scenes.

this story follows Cartman as he navigates south park high with his friends Stan and Kenny and his crush on KYLE that's becoming hard to keep a secret.. (sorry if the grammar is bad ill try my best to fix it no one's gonna read this anyways) ALSO I DON'T OWN SOUTH PARK

Erica and Kyle's pride get in the way, and a decent friendship, that seemed to be going places, gets unraveled.