Cartmanxkyle Stories

*Kyle x Cartman fic* When Cartman gets the role of the dashing Romeo for the next South Park play, no one is willing to play the part of the fair maiden Juliet. So who has to fill in the role? Just a certain unhappy Jew.

It all started with a steamy fight between Cartman and Kyle little did Kyle know he would enjoy the attention from Cartman.

The day after Valentine's, the new science substitute teacher shows up and unexpectedly pairs Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski up for a plant assignment, and both boys slowly fall in love. Warning: bad language, some offensive things (in character), mentions of sex (adult characters only!) and minor comedic violence. Warnings for future chapter: Mentions of mental health (very brief and non detailed) Notes!!! This is my first ever fanfic so I did hold back a little. There are traces of Stendy, Stenny and Creek but the main ship is Kyman (the others are pretty rare lmao) This is jam packed with headcanons. Looking back, this thing is ASS. I'll finish it for the people who enjoy it. If the finale chapter (chapter 7) feels rushed when it comes out it's because of that. The art on the cover is mine, and South Park belongs to Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Comedy Central.

"𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘰𝘣𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶." Kyle Broflovski never claimed to have it all. He never had much to begin with. Just a lonely jersey kid who spent most of his time taking care of his family while also being a basketball star. Eric Cartman on the other hand did not have much either but he had everything Kyle envied. Friends, good looks, and a talent for singing. Polar opposites who make the stars aligned somehow.

Cartman and Kyle are hiding their feelings under a facade of hatred. They know they love each other and yet they don't want to accept it, come out, and would rather ruin themselves before confessing. And the cycle repeats. This isn't even a fanfic. I have no idea what this even is, but I was missing kyman juice so I wanted to write some bullshit instead of writing my speech. (It's about the digital circus, I'll be fine, maybe.) I hope you like a surface level analysis type one-shot fanfic thing!

Kyle x Cartman I do not own the characters. - "Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it. Cartman and Kyle both have a crush, but will they ever confess?

Based on the song "Riptide" by Vance Joy! Set in the 1940s. When one of Butters's plans goes horribly wrong, the boys end up dealing with an escaled criminal, relationships, the law, and... eachother. Wht could go wrong? Excuse any grammar mistakes or bad spelling, we are only human. ships : style, creek, stendy, tyde, cartman x heidi, etc. tw : gay, not sure what else it's just super gay, just don't read if easily triggered, some cliffs may be involved if you don't like those :) ___ you better follow or i'll murder you vv Edited by me! @severely_caffeinated on Instagram. Don't hesitate to reach out! DMs are always open!

Heidi and Cartman are finally over so things turn back to what it always was with Kyle and Cartman.Kyle starts to develop a crush on his rival as he did a long time ago as this happens.Cartman later reveals that he has always liked Kyle and was using her to make him jealous.Kyle is in denial while Cartman unintentionally tries to find out Kyle's feelings for him.*Contains Minor Spoilers On Seasons 20-21*

BEFORE I GET SOME ANTI-KYMAN SHIT, THIS IS THE ONLY TYPE OF KYMAN I SHIP, K? Cartman doesn't crave attention. . .Cartman doesn't try to end the world. . .He doesn't try to get his way. . .But in more than one way, he has changed. . .he just wants to try and date a red head boy. . .Kyle Broflovski.

Cartmans depressed close to killing himself but Kyle helps to stop him. Cartman confesses to Kyle and Kyle doesn't feel the same. But he continues helping cartman anyway. Read to find out what else happens (self harm) and these characters arent mine and neither is South Park.

it's a story your grandmother is telling you as a child you find it interesting

...said Cartman to Butters. But to win the heart of Kyle Broflovski, it'll take more than just a little push to get it to work out. Pairing: (obviously) Kyman with small traces of Style

a year after Kyle sudden cry cartman travels back to time! but he sees little Kyle and WHATS THIS??? Kyle x cartman first story please be nice

Cartman the thick one Kyle the Jew...... Kyle and Cartman Cartman has been Kyles wing man ever since he can remember but one day Cartman caught feelings and has been trying his all to get with Kyle but on the other hand Kyle as full lust and want for Heidi.... Stan and Ston Stan has been having mix feelings about Ston but he wants him but he is with Wendy and doesn't want to hurt her but he can't control his feelings and things get out of hand.... Kenny and Butters Kenny and butters aren't having the most perfect relationship but they are trying to push past their difficulties and get their relationship on track

Kyle doesn't realize his feelings yet, and Cartman has to find a way around Stan to warn Kyle KYMAN and a little bit of STYLE ships don't like dont read not my problem its wattpad

Just a little kyman fluff that i will wrote when I was bored :3