Cartmanxkyle Stories

Cartman has secretly loved Kyle for longer then he'd personally like to admit. The day after Valentine's, a new science substitute teacher unexpectedly pairs the two boys up for a class assignment and nothing goes the way either of them expects. Warning: bad language, headcanons, ships, some offensive things (in character), some angst, mentions of sex, accidental mischaracterization, and unapologetic queerness Warnings for future chapters: Mentions of mental health. Note: This is my first ever fanfic. The ships and characters in the fanfic are in the hashtags. If you don't ship, don't read. The art on the cover is mine, and South Park belongs to Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Comedy Central.

Cartmans depressed close to killing himself but Kyle helps to stop him. Cartman confesses to Kyle and Kyle doesn't feel the same. But he continues helping cartman anyway. Read to find out what else happens (self harm) and these characters arent mine and neither is South Park.

it's pretty cringe but, for those who want to read it, go ahead. for those who don't ship kyman gtfo because you won't like it, I warned ya ☺️ also disclaimer for grammar mistakes and bad English because I'm not a native English speaker to start with Thank you for reading 💖 also, cover by me : @AlyeeCoffee

Cartman the thick one Kyle the Jew...... Kyle and Cartman Cartman has been Kyles wing man ever since he can remember but one day Cartman caught feelings and has been trying his all to get with Kyle but on the other hand Kyle as full lust and want for Heidi.... Stan and Ston Stan has been having mix feelings about Ston but he wants him but he is with Wendy and doesn't want to hurt her but he can't control his feelings and things get out of hand.... Kenny and Butters Kenny and butters aren't having the most perfect relationship but they are trying to push past their difficulties and get their relationship on track

kyle x cartman short fic cartman's tiktok video goes viral, the comments are interesting to say the least. SFW!!!! they aren't aged up in this so don't be weirdos.

A little Kyman story with lots of fluff and comfort. don't like it? > don't read it! (Sry for the bad grammar. English is not my native language)

Hello! This is a South Park age regression story. There are many trigger warnings which I will list below! I don't own any characters and they will probably not act canon whatsoever! Cartman is a little, which he tried to suppress and hide from everybody. Nobody, except his girlfriend Heidi knows. But is Heidi a good person in reality? Is she who she claims to be? Read to find out how this takes a turn! Content warnings: This story will most likely have Kyle x Cartman in it (few chapters) and Heidi x cartman in only mentions, also Kyle x Heidi for a bit. Overall ship is Cartman X Craig. (Please don't spread hate.) This story will involve age regression and characters acting uncanonically, also stuff such as pacifiers, diapers, accidents, and more. There will be cursing and discrimination (from cartman, no slurs.) This is where they are all ages up to 15-17. Trigger waenings - physical, emotional, and sexual abuse. Alcohol and drug usage/mentions. Intoxication. Neglectful parenting, discrimination against sexuality and religions, threatened murder and suicide , rape, torture, and blackmail. PLEASE BE AWARE. EACH CHAPTER WILL INCLUDE WHAT TWS ARE THERE INCASE IT ISNT ON THIS LIST!!!

It's almost Christmas and so Mr. Garison decided to go on a trip with his class to enjoy the advent time. Kyle feels disadvantaged because he also have to come with the others even though he is jewish. And as if that's not enough, Mr. Garrison decided to make a secret santa with his class.

Everybody loves Kyle. Everyone has dreamed of holding his hands or going out with him. But he doesn't get it, and he just can't return feelings. In order to escape the awkwardness of being unable to love, Kyle eliminates the problems however he can. "If I taste you, will we know? If love kills or makes you whole." -Me and Mr Wolf

this story follows Cartman as he navigates south park high with his friends Stan and Kenny and his crush on KYLE that's becoming hard to keep a secret.. (sorry if the grammar is bad ill try my best to fix it no one's gonna read this anyways) ALSO I DON'T OWN SOUTH PARK

Para entender la historia de Five Nights at Freddy's hay que olvidarse que estos son juegos y quiero que tomen realmente a esta saga como lo que es. ¿Terror? Sí, pero sobre todo, ciencia ficción ahora imagínense combinar esto con South Park que sale de la mezcla de estos dos? Pues esta huevada xd

Kyle and Cartman decide to skip school to avoid detention, neither of them expected the day to end the way it did though.

Tickling

how does a trained assassin named kyle broflovski end up in bed with a slightly over sassy guy named eric cartman? read and find out. :)) - disclaimers: yes, it is lowercase purposely. boyxboy content, obviously. i do not own south park nor the characters. i come up with the events that take place in this book. not the actual show. swearing is obviously a given so if you're weary of cursing this book isn't for you. :) strong violence, it's not too intense though, just if gun violence and blood triggers you, then once again it isn't the right book.