Cartmanxkyle Stories

Cartman has a deep obsession with Kyle, which is invisible to the naked eye. But if you look hard enough, you'll find that his obsession goes as far as to killing the fair gingers lovers. ------ Aka, Cartman is a yandere :) ------ Warnings: murder, gore, nsfw, psychopaths, swearing, lots of death, bullying, suicide

Cartman confesses his feelings to Kyle, Kyle simply said, "prove that you love me" they're age up to 17 and everything else is not mine except for this story 🥹

OwO

It's almost Christmas and so Mr. Garison decided to go on a trip with his class to enjoy the advent time. Kyle feels disadvantaged because he also have to come with the others even though he is jewish. And as if that's not enough, Mr. Garrison decided to make a secret santa with his class.

(Disclaimer-cute fluffy fanfiction// also I do not own the artwork)) This is a Kyman fanfiction about kids who used to hate each other realizing as teenagers that maybe there was more to it below the surface. It's about Cartman and Kyle coming into themselves and their own emotions and maybe even falling in love, if they haven't already❤️ If you like slow-burn romance, you might like this :)

Wendy, de todas las cosas que pudo decir, dijo la menos adecuada pero la que la hizo más feliz, a ella y a las asiáticas que desde ese día se dedicarían a alabar la relación de Kyle y Cartman.

Et bas c'est l'histoire de Kyle et cartman en belle au bois dormant ✨👀 Dsl pour les fautes je suis dis orthographique 😭✨

it's a story your grandmother is telling you as a child you find it interesting

Cartman and Kyle have been secretly crushing on each other since they were 10! So when Cartman leaves one day with very little explanation, Kyle gaslights himself into believing he does not care. 5 years after Cartman left, Kyle still hasn't moved on, and he has no one to talk to about his true feelings. Until one day, Cartman returns. And, whoa- he isn't fat? (HELP IM SORRY THIS IS HORRIBLE)

Just read the title my peeps

Kyle and Cartman decide to skip school to avoid detention, neither of them expected the day to end the way it did though.

Kylie gets sucked into another one of Eric's schemes.

Kyman Internet AU * * * Arguing on the Internet, how romantic... Kyle Broflovski is a homeschool student who barely has any time to socialize with people. He secretly has an account on a social media website where he meets his two first friends, Kenny and Stan... But his life changes for the best and for the worst when he gets a message from Eric Cartman. * * * Cover art credit to: Zurka-durka on Tumblr Uploaded: September 14th, 2016 Finished: ....

this story follows Cartman as he navigates south park high with his friends Stan and Kenny and his crush on KYLE that's becoming hard to keep a secret.. (sorry if the grammar is bad ill try my best to fix it no one's gonna read this anyways) ALSO I DON'T OWN SOUTH PARK

"𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘰𝘣𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶." Kyle Broflovski never claimed to have it all. He never had much to begin with. Just a lonely jersey kid who spent most of his time taking care of his family while also being a basketball star. Eric Cartman on the other hand did not have much either but he had everything Kyle envied. Friends, good looks, and a talent for singing. Polar opposites who make the stars aligned somehow.

Cartman decides he is going to go on a weight loss journey so he can finally sit next to kyle on the bus

Tickling

Cartmans depressed close to killing himself but Kyle helps to stop him. Cartman confesses to Kyle and Kyle doesn't feel the same. But he continues helping cartman anyway. Read to find out what else happens (self harm) and these characters arent mine and neither is South Park.