Cartters Stories

Slow updates ((This shit gets dark, so be warned...)) I marched up the road the way I came, the sights somehow looking duller. Bland. Unimpressive. The once shiny, magical looking snow now resembled angels' dandruff or something. You know what? I hope they have dandruff. And I hope it's itchy. And I hope they scratch it till they bleed out and die and go to hell. Yeah, I know it's impossible, but keep in mind that I actually thought that Leopold Butters Stotch could love me, and that's even more ridiculous. Thinking that pretty much anyone could love me is ridiculous. I know it's fucking sad, and I know that it sounds dumb, but I am unlovable. I'm ugly, fat, rude, mean, unkind, heartless, and doomed to hell. I know this is the part where main character's friends all crowd around and say something like 'Oh emm gee gurl you're fabulous tho!' and she puts on a dress and feels super confident, but this isn't a fucking book. In a way, maybe it is. Maybe we all are a character in our own story, and our choices guide the words across the page to create- No, that's stupid as fuck. I guess life is like......a pair of dice. Yeah, that makes sense, it's two dice. Two dice in God's hand, and when he rolls them you never know what he'll land on. It's all random, it's all chance, which is why some of us are rich enough to pour money down the toilet and others eat manatee organs for money. Why some are beautiful and some look like feet. Why some have tons of friends and why some have none. I guess I just kept on rolling the wrong numbers. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Just the luck of Eric Cartman.

Butters and Eric Cartman; an iconic duo. But, something isn't feeling right to Butters...

Just read the title my peeps

Just some head cannons me and @scrotiemcboogerball came up with I really think you should check her out she's a good writer : )

It's hard to trust another person after you've been betrayed by the 'one' you trusted the most Trust is one of the most important and valued aspect in a relationship. Without it, they don't last. A stupid collection and a rumor threatens to ruin the trust between four kids, who through only a huge mental journey of drama and realization, could they come to the true meaning of love.

This AU (Royality AU) Is an AU where everyone's in high school, And Butters is new in school. Butters is the prince of Hawaii, But because of security issues, Leo told no one about this. Butters will need to learn who to trust there, And who not to. For better or worse. [Warnings] -Will contain: Cuss words, Some angst, Abuse, Possible mentions of depression and sexual assult- Please, PLEASE don't read if you are sensitive to any of those things

It turned out as a Cartters story XD

Uma tentativa de fanfic cartters. eu amo esse shipp Foi mal, sem idéia pro nome da fic, se alguém tiver alguma pode deixar nos comentários. Eu fiz outras 2 fanfics Cartters, elas estão aqui no meu perfil, dêem uma olhada :)

Clyde has a crush on Cartman,and doesn't know what to do since his best friend in the whole world,Tolkien,hates Cartman.Cartman is polyamorus and pretty open about it,but never came out as gay and bigender,since he thought it would be kinda weird for people who've known him his entire life.When Cartman's biggest secret gets leaked,it's up to Clyde to stand by her side.

[ This story is to test out my writing, I can't be fully certain if I plan on fully finishing this book, but if it gets enough support, then maybe? ] I always see these two being talked about, about how the relationship is toxic, but I wanted to explore it in this book! This is gonna be a Cartters book, or well, Buttman, if you wanna say that 😅 Obviously, there's going to be lots of angst. This relationship in this book isn't gonna be the healthiest! But there will also be some fluff. What to expect? Fluff Angst Cartters/Buttman, duh. Swearing and inappropriate jokes. Comedy, since, South Park is a comedy itself. What NOT to expect? Smut or lemon, they are still 10 years old in this book, no way. Perfect writing, I'm not fully experienced in writing, so this is just to test it out. Anyway, with that in mind, enjoy! [ Cover art by me ]

Long ago, in a far way kingdom there was a Queen, their name was @saltwater-veins, The queen of Stan x Kyle. This queen also had both three trust worthy knights and friends, that go by the names of, @Gingeveeva, @TheCarttersShipper, and @Blazedarkness. Thus these four live in a kingdom of Style. But enough of all that friendship stuff! This is a story about how the Style Kingdom had fallen, losing three brave knights and a lovely queen in the process. ~~~~~~~~~~ go check their books out! this idea literally just came to me, when I was bored and started looking at their profiles. I only own the plot and artwork of the cover. (No picture never will be) and did I say check out their stories? ya I did, so do it and thank me later.

Clyde, por algum estúpido motivo, estava interessado em butters e isso está irritando Eric ao máximo. _____ Aqui eles estão no 1° ano do ensino médio, por volta dos 15 anos Minha falta de idéias para títulos é triste :') Isso é puro fluffy, estão fora do personagem mas eu precisava de algo fofo deles. Palavras: 1.222

One shot book of South Park. Will only do chapters if I get requests. Read first chapter for info.

Eric cartman has a secret. A secret that entices him so much that he isn't sure how to process it. It haunts him day and night, bit especially more when he's is around him... Him being, Kyle Broflovski.

Eric and Butters get paired together for a school project. In the three weeks of being together, they grow closer but also have times when they fall apart... (THIS STORY IS SATIRE.. I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO MAKE... DEAR CLASSMATES, DONT MAKE FUN OF ME...)

Cartters- :']

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