Cartters Stories

I'm bored, so I'm just gonna do this If it's not here, you can suggest your fave :D DO NOT READ IF YOU CAN'T TAKE OPINIONS, I'M NOT SUGARCOATING A THING. You can also comment your opinions too as long as they aren't bashing mine. BE REASONAL, Y'ALL. South Park belongs to Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Comedy Central.

[ This story is to test out my writing, I can't be fully certain if I plan on fully finishing this book, but if it gets enough support, then maybe? ] I always see these two being talked about, about how the relationship is toxic, but I wanted to explore it in this book! This is gonna be a Cartters book, or well, Buttman, if you wanna say that 😅 Obviously, there's going to be lots of angst. This relationship in this book isn't gonna be the healthiest! But there will also be some fluff. What to expect? Fluff Angst Cartters/Buttman, duh. Swearing and inappropriate jokes. Comedy, since, South Park is a comedy itself. What NOT to expect? Smut or lemon, they are still 10 years old in this book, no way. Perfect writing, I'm not fully experienced in writing, so this is just to test it out. Anyway, with that in mind, enjoy! [ Cover art by me ]

Slow updates ((This shit gets dark, so be warned...)) I marched up the road the way I came, the sights somehow looking duller. Bland. Unimpressive. The once shiny, magical looking snow now resembled angels' dandruff or something. You know what? I hope they have dandruff. And I hope it's itchy. And I hope they scratch it till they bleed out and die and go to hell. Yeah, I know it's impossible, but keep in mind that I actually thought that Leopold Butters Stotch could love me, and that's even more ridiculous. Thinking that pretty much anyone could love me is ridiculous. I know it's fucking sad, and I know that it sounds dumb, but I am unlovable. I'm ugly, fat, rude, mean, unkind, heartless, and doomed to hell. I know this is the part where main character's friends all crowd around and say something like 'Oh emm gee gurl you're fabulous tho!' and she puts on a dress and feels super confident, but this isn't a fucking book. In a way, maybe it is. Maybe we all are a character in our own story, and our choices guide the words across the page to create- No, that's stupid as fuck. I guess life is like......a pair of dice. Yeah, that makes sense, it's two dice. Two dice in God's hand, and when he rolls them you never know what he'll land on. It's all random, it's all chance, which is why some of us are rich enough to pour money down the toilet and others eat manatee organs for money. Why some are beautiful and some look like feet. Why some have tons of friends and why some have none. I guess I just kept on rolling the wrong numbers. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Just the luck of Eric Cartman.

Eric cartman has a secret. A secret that entices him so much that he isn't sure how to process it. It haunts him day and night, bit especially more when he's is around him... Him being, Kyle Broflovski.

No todo tiene un final feliz

As the South Park kids have reached age 15, they are now dealing with far more complications then when they where just kids. Sexuality? Mental disorders? Media expectations? All of these things are truly effecting the guys life and this is how. In this little quiet Colarado town, some loud people and making their voices heard. ALL THE TRIGER WARNINGS #WARNED

One shot book of South Park. Will only do chapters if I get requests. Read first chapter for info.

This AU (Royality AU) Is an AU where everyone's in high school, And Butters is new in school. Butters is the prince of Hawaii, But because of security issues, Leo told no one about this. Butters will need to learn who to trust there, And who not to. For better or worse. [Warnings] -Will contain: Cuss words, Some angst, Abuse, Possible mentions of depression and sexual assult- Please, PLEASE don't read if you are sensitive to any of those things

Oneshot/short story Onesided love/hints of Keneric(Kenman/kenny x cartman), Cartters(Buttman/cartman x butters), Carteek/tweekman/cartman x tweek Writing this after a year or two break. Not beta'd so forgive me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Butters is rambling a mile a minute and he's not listening to a word of it. His gaze meets Eric and he can tell the brunette looks as annoyed as he feels. It brings him some small amount of solace. It doesn't stop his jealousy as he witness's Butters wrap his arms around a red sleeve.

Follow Cartman as he attempts to run a startup assassination company, along with his employees, weapon specialist Kyle, powerhouse Stan, and receptionist Kenny, with the help of an ancient book obtained by one of the princes of hell. So, uh ye Read it >:( ((None of these characters are mine))

It's hard to trust another person after you've been betrayed by the 'one' you trusted the most Trust is one of the most important and valued aspect in a relationship. Without it, they don't last. A stupid collection and a rumor threatens to ruin the trust between four kids, who through only a huge mental journey of drama and realization, could they come to the true meaning of love.

What do you think? Smut will take convincing Fluff is okay Request ANY SP SHIP.

❕This book can be slightly controversial. You are not forced to read it by any means but if you do and you happen to disagree with what I've talked about, you are free to RESPECTFULLY comment your thoughts, opinions and viewpoints. However if you're a trollfaced, cheeto fingered 9 year old telling me to die then you will be blocked.❕ This book is essentially me just talking about my opinions on South Park Episodes, it's Ships, the Characters, the Fandom and just the TV Show as a whole. Started: Nov 24th, 2019

Just some head cannons me and @scrotiemcboogerball came up with I really think you should check her out she's a good writer : )

A short Stutters fanfiction for my good friend Gemma. I hope you'll enjoy if you happen to stumble across this. Butters falls in love with Eric, one of the mean (if not meanest) kids in school. He knows there's good somewhere in Eric's heart, and struggles to bring it out. May contain alcohol, some signs of abuse, and some cursing. If you don't like any of those, then I suggest you don't read. Otherwise, I hope you like the story.

Butters and Eric Cartman; an iconic duo. But, something isn't feeling right to Butters...

Super coon foi expulso de Coon e amigos e ele estava com muita raiva, andando por aí ele acabou chegando ao covil do professor caos, que o ajuda a lidar com seus sentimentos. - Essa fanfic foi inspirada no episódio 12 e 13 da 14° temporada, não tem praticamente nada haver mas eu me inspirei em algumas coisas, então se vocês quiserem ver, são esses episódios. Palavras: 831