Cartyle Stories

how does a trained assassin named kyle broflovski end up in bed with a slightly over sassy guy named eric cartman? read and find out. :)) - disclaimers: yes, it is lowercase purposely. boyxboy content, obviously. i do not own south park nor the characters. i come up with the events that take place in this book. not the actual show. swearing is obviously a given so if you're weary of cursing this book isn't for you. :) strong violence, it's not too intense though, just if gun violence and blood triggers you, then once again it isn't the right book.

Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman have now been friends for 10 years. Since pre-school to the 9th grade they've stuck together. It's only till recently the four have been getting distance but Kyle doesn't feel the same way; he thinks he and Cartman have gotten closer. To close.. !!!this is my first fanfic!!! !!!i dont own these characters!!!

this story follows Cartman as he navigates south park high with his friends Stan and Kenny and his crush on KYLE that's becoming hard to keep a secret.. (sorry if the grammar is bad ill try my best to fix it no one's gonna read this anyways) ALSO I DON'T OWN SOUTH PARK

Cartman and Kyle have been secretly crushing on each other since they were 10! So when Cartman leaves one day with very little explanation, Kyle gaslights himself into believing he does not care. 5 years after Cartman left, Kyle still hasn't moved on, and he has no one to talk to about his true feelings. Until one day, Cartman returns. And, whoa- he isn't fat? (HELP IM SORRY THIS IS HORRIBLE)

Kyle and Cartman decide to skip school to avoid detention, neither of them expected the day to end the way it did though.

Para entender la historia de Five Nights at Freddy's hay que olvidarse que estos son juegos y quiero que tomen realmente a esta saga como lo que es. ¿Terror? Sí, pero sobre todo, ciencia ficción ahora imagínense combinar esto con South Park que sale de la mezcla de estos dos? Pues esta huevada xd

Erica and Kyle's pride get in the way, and a decent friendship, that seemed to be going places, gets unraveled.

*Kyle x Cartman fic* When Cartman gets the role of the dashing Romeo for the next South Park play, no one is willing to play the part of the fair maiden Juliet. So who has to fill in the role? Just a certain unhappy Jew.

This is an ongoing fanfic about the growing relationship between Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman. (All characters are aged up by 5 years)

A romance between two polar opposites, friendships bloom and are crushed, drama ensues. It all started at a miserable sleepover. {Now with hints of crenny, creek, and one-sided stenny!}

After the boys just turn 15, they feel as if their life is going to change for the better. They were wrong. Everything is normal, relationships are normal, and yes, Stan's grandad is still alive, and a wave of sadness and pain is normal now. As they try to seek peace and happiness in their life's, the wave just got stronger and shits about to go down. Small warnings: Swearing, nsfw scenes, abusive scenes.

Cartman the thick one Kyle the Jew...... Kyle and Cartman Cartman has been Kyles wing man ever since he can remember but one day Cartman caught feelings and has been trying his all to get with Kyle but on the other hand Kyle as full lust and want for Heidi.... Stan and Ston Stan has been having mix feelings about Ston but he wants him but he is with Wendy and doesn't want to hurt her but he can't control his feelings and things get out of hand.... Kenny and Butters Kenny and butters aren't having the most perfect relationship but they are trying to push past their difficulties and get their relationship on track

Kyle now in his senior year of high school finds that he doesn't have a date to prom. leave it to Cartman to come up with a scheme that would help Kyle. Of course things are not what they expected Also I wrote this at 3 am without any editing

Me and my family have lived in new jersey for awhile now I has been texting my online friends Stan , Kenny and Cartman. Well I wouldn't count fatass as one of my friends now we are moving to south park were my friends lived I can not wait to see them. Well i can wait a million years to meet the beautiful fatas- wait what am I saying I hate him ....!"

Based on the song "Riptide" by Vance Joy! Set in the 1940s. When one of Butters's plans goes horribly wrong, the boys end up dealing with an escaled criminal, relationships, the law, and... eachother. Wht could go wrong? Excuse any grammar mistakes or bad spelling, we are only human. ships : style, creek, stendy, tyde, cartman x heidi, etc. tw : gay, not sure what else it's just super gay, just don't read if easily triggered, some cliffs may be involved if you don't like those :) ___ you better follow or i'll murder you vv Edited by me! @severely_caffeinated on Instagram. Don't hesitate to reach out! DMs are always open!