Ccomedy Stories

Ayo, you actually clicked on this? Well, buckle up because this isn't just a story-it's a full-blown crackfic. This absolute pile of shit has been rotting in my drafts for three goddamn years, and I finally just thought, "Fuck it, let's publish this garbage and see who suffers." So, here the hell we are. Look, I'm gonna say it again for the people in the back: this crap is a crackfic. If you're expecting Shakespeare or some deep, soul-searching narrative, you're in the wrong neighborhood, pal. Don't expect too much. I did tweak some things here and there to make it slightly less unreadable, but... yeah. What's in store for your poor eyeballs? Blue Archive? [Duh, what else would it be?] Genderbender? [Who the hell knows? Read the damn thing and find out.] MC packing a massive D? [You bet your sweet ass they are.] MC high as a kite on crack? [Every waking second.] The System itself on crack? [Dunno.] Shared universe? [The more convoluted and crowded, the fucking merrier.] Cameos with those two idiots from next door? [Why the fuck not? Let's invite everyone to the dumpster fire.] -and a whole lot of other nonsense I haven't even thought of yet. Alright, here's the legal bullshit disclaimer: Blue Archive belongs to Nexon bla bla bla, Yostar bla bla bla-honestly, you know the drill. We've been through this for the third time. Do I really have to keep flapping my gums about copyright? Nawwww!

Some stories aren't written... they're woven. Four girls. Four boys. Lives that were never meant to collide-yet somehow, they do. In a world of family expectations, unspoken emotions, and perfectly planned futures, feelings arrive uninvited. Some fall first. Some fall harder. And some don't even realize when it begins. Between silent glances, unfinished conversations, teasing fights, and moments that mean more than they should... something starts to change. Not everything is simple. Not everything is easy. And not every heart is ready. But once lives get intertwined... walking away isn't that simple anymore. -------------------♡------------------- Tropes:- Arranged Marriage Love Marriage Academic Rivalry Bestfriends Boss x Employee Love at first sight Siblings Romcom Found Family -------------------♡------------------- SOME FELL FIRST & SOME FELL HARDER!

At an elite club, humble waiter Est is tricked into drinking aphrodisiac cocktails by mischievous patrons, including Prince William. They share a wild night; the next day, William remembers little and finds a necklace belonging to Est. Est's life worsens-his boyfriend leaves, his health declines-then he discovers he's pregnant, surprising him. William faces family pressure to marry a woman and meet royal expectations. When Est, seeking work, becomes William's teacher, they reconnect. Amid laughter, secrets, and attraction, they explore love and identity while hiding truths. Can they overcome chaos and find happiness? A humorous, heartfelt journey awaits!

Rebecca had a tough year but she moved on and left everything behind. At least that's what she thought. Her past is coming back for revenge and now she has to protect her school and her friends ..again ..but shes not alone anymore, but boy does she wish she was . "Let us help you bec" "yeah were a team" "Dont you care about us?" "We're your friends " "CANT YOU SEE IM DOING THIS BECAUSE I DO CARE ...*crying* I CANT LOOSE YOU GUYS ..I cant lose anyone anymore. Please I cant afford to ...please just GO"

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He is devil She is angel He is fire She is ice EKANSH × Amira He can do anything for simle Amira is everything for EKANSH his jaan his baccha his sweetheart etc He is deeply obsessed with Her He is her protecter He crave for her He can do anything for making her mine

This story is based on a true story which many of us have experienced. Read and find out what's next.

When Agent Max is sent to protect the daughter of a multi-billionaire, there is one thing he must not do. Fall in love with her. But when she gets captured, Max must do everything in his power to save her before its too late. ~Includes swearing~

this story of how luz and amity meet a abraded were wolf they took her in as their own child name name her violet.

Hey everyone, this is my first story on this account. I really hope you like it. ~~~~~~~ EJ, Mike, & Princeton no longer has tour until the next summer. Their manager decides to send them to Atlanta so they can go to public school while on break. While they're in Atlanta, they live in a big house with a studio so they can make more music for they're fans. The school they're going to is a public performing arts school. They meet lots of friends and get into lots of drama in the story. Read to find out more.

A normal dude became Ron, but he doesn't know anything about Harry Potter series other than Portion teacher having beef with Harry....

She was a girl, her life was fairly normal, she had 2 brothers and 1 Sam but that all changed when she got her dad. She started to get a little little worried but that's not matter if she got a big big chance.

it's about a teacher and student fall in love and it's slow burn, misunderstanding,alot things,funny, dramatic...I just love creating new things😁hope you all gonna love the story❤️❤️

Dua ipad yang serupa. Dua pemilik yang berbeza perangai.

it's a book about Fred weasley and yeah

these are my ocs so if you use them plzz notify me

EP : 2 A SPOILED RICH BOY FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIS MAID BUT HIS BEST FRIEND HAS ALREADY MADE PLACE IN HER HEART

Darious' life is odd compared to most peoples. His father went missing over seas fighting in Iraq, and his mother works away from home. At the age of 19 Darious is virtually living on hia own, supporting his self with the money she sends for bills and saving up for a place of his own uaing a secret job his mother knows nothing about. He thinka his life is all figured out until a girl calling herself Celest, shows up to kidnap him. Darious almost makes an escape, but comes to an abrupt halt when she says that she was sent by one Axle Lore. Darious now has no choice but to investigate and find the truth of how his own father could send someone after him from beyond the grave. And if he is alive. Why?

Olivia is getting stalked

The Rathore Legacy ✨ Power. Love. Obsession. Family. The story follows the powerful Rathore family - where love is intense, emotions are complicated, and every generation carries the weight of the family legacy. Avyansh Rathore, a cold and feared businessman, never believed in love until Prachi entered his life and changed everything. Their relationship begins with fights, misunderstandings, pain, and emotional battles, but slowly turns into an unforgettable love story that builds the foundation of the Rathore family. Years later, history repeats itself through their son Aarav Rathore - a man exactly like his father: powerful, possessive, emotionally guarded, and dangerous when it comes to love. But when Shivanshi enters his life, Aarav's obsession and fear of losing her lead him to make the biggest mistake of his life. Between heartbreak, family conflicts, emotional healing, sibling chaos, and unconditional love, The Rathore Legacy becomes more than just a romance story. It becomes a story about generations learning that true love is not about control - it is about trust, respect, sacrifice, and choosing each other every single day. A perfect blend of: Family drama Emotional romance Possessive love Sibling chaos Generational legacy Pain, healing, and happy endings ✨