Ceilingfan Stories

i don't know a description, I won't be able to answer anything in the comments! but this will be a story where.. Griffin meets paperboy, but something seems odd..

Designer ceiling fans are not only beautiful but also technologically advanced, since they are made from the finest materials for maximum durability and optimum performa...

Ceiling fan Laurence

A quick, short story from a brutally honest ceiling fan.

This is the story of how the Ceiling Fan Cult was made to be, from the pov of the ceiling fan that started it all. This is a joke, and I created this to recruit new mem...

If only I could stop staring at that damned ceiling fan, then my masterpiece wil come. I just know it. It will. Oh great, here she goes again...