donewithlifefornow
Lee Chan is a pretty face. At least, that's what top idol Boo Seungkwan declares to anyone who'll listen, branding the rising actor a "nepotism baby" with the "emotional range of a teaspoon."
Chan, overhearing this, decides Seungkwan is an entitled, sparkly canary with a god complex.
Their very public, very petty feud becomes the internet's favourite sport. But the universe (and their managers' desire for an early night) has a funny sense of humour. It involves a shared backseat, a monsoon, and a PR directive that basically reads: "Sing together or die trying."
As they're forced from icy glares to shared microphones, their legendary petty warfare starts to feel less like hate and more like a very intense, very confusing form of flirting. Now they're stuck in a real-life enemies-to-(maybe)-lovers arc, and the internet has front-row seats.
[Cross-posted on AO3 under the same username]