Celery Stories

Celery has been brought to life!!! This book is a nightmare come true, but a 12 year old child decides to stop this mess, he stares right into deaths eye and makes death blink. He gets his rubber band and a spoon and heads outside to defeat the celery army.

18 year old Chloe, sister of Liam Payne's life is pretty crazy. But when she starts to develop feelings for one of the boys, will her friendship last with all of them? When she starts having feelings for more than one of the boys, what will she do? Will she be able to stand through all of this, or crumble? And when family takes a dramatic turn, where do you go? What do you do? Chloe is torn.

read it to find out

Win-Gin the fishman makes Celery the keyman un-alright. My friend wrote this, claiming that Anonymous Alligator was their inspiration. Whatever Enjoy, I guess

Naomi Adams is a regular teenage girl. moody, sarcastic, and just a tad rebellious. She's Just trying to succeed in her senior year when, teenage celebrity and worldwide heartthrob Evan Celemrey, or should we say Mr. Celery moves to her school. what's even worse is that he starts to fall for her. What will become of Mr. Celery and Naomi. Follow them on the love striking year of high school. (This does not have a cliche ending.)

"I feel very naked and raw" “do you want to feel better?” little tiny cat sounds little tiny baby sounds the hum of someone falling asleep  an inside out lullaby  coming from your chest and so on and so on pouring from your chest consistent humming

Celery. It's all you need

Gloriana Hamilton had the worst enemy of all time: Nina 'Nona' Reynolds. Nona was soft on the outside but creepy on the inside. (literally)

jimin goes crazy after he sees a worker at kfc named yoongi

Amazing celery thriller with mad plot twists and shocking character development and most of all CELERY

Three friends, Shea, Lyze, and Avangaline, each uniquely different. When disaster strikes a small town, their adventure is kicked into full gear. (Puns) The trio travels, uncovering many secrets, and reviving long lost hopes. Their enemy, a ghostly sort of guy, is something... Different. Read the first installment of Generation X now to find out the secrets it withholds! (This book is meant to be confusing, so if you are confused, good. XD)

Charlie cannot wait to perform in the school play, but Marv is less than thrilled about his singing part. Will Charlie be able to help his friend overcome his stage fright?

Yes, the title fits the story. Yeah, really. XD My first poem evar. :3 Enjoy ^_^

Are you miserably lost and don't know who you are? Then you've failed. Read this and stop being such a failure. Don't worry, I'm sure even with your literacy level, even you can understand this. If you're not offended by the end, I have failed. Then again, I'm certain that a simpleton like you can pick up on the sarcasm dripping from every letter. Here's another satire making fun of society today, in reader friendly ABC form.

This is an essential guide in how to be a Celery Stick. Celery is a veggie that is great for help and being a Celery Stick would mean that you're always healthy. You can also learn amazing facts about Celery and that will make you want to be like one too!