Celery Stories

these are going to be the shittiest poems you have ever read, so prepare yo selves. i will try to make five a day, but i am a chronic procrastinator, so we'll see how that goes. EDIT 11/22/15: lol i cant believe i promised five a day oops EDIT 11/19/16: im still alive and i might start writing again but no promises

Celery has been brought to life!!! This book is a nightmare come true, but a 12 year old child decides to stop this mess, he stares right into deaths eye and makes death blink. He gets his rubber band and a spoon and heads outside to defeat the celery army.

Gloriana Hamilton had the worst enemy of all time: Nina 'Nona' Reynolds. Nona was soft on the outside but creepy on the inside. (literally)

Read this. And understand the celery.

online dating sites can't be THAT bad because hey 4/5 couples end up happy !!

Win-Gin the fishman makes Celery the keyman un-alright. My friend wrote this, claiming that Anonymous Alligator was their inspiration. Whatever Enjoy, I guess

jimin goes crazy after he sees a worker at kfc named yoongi

"What are you going to write about?" "I'm going to write about us and everything we did." *This book is the long running joke of my friend group and is dedicated to all my friends. Thank y'all for helping me get ideas and being my inspo.*

This is an essential guide in how to be a Celery Stick. Celery is a veggie that is great for help and being a Celery Stick would mean that you're always healthy. You can also learn amazing facts about Celery and that will make you want to be like one too!

Celery. It's all you need

Will Jack meet his celery? Will Mark ever meet his own celery - wait, what does celery have to do with soulmates? And why did Marks dad teach him this language that no one knows? Wait why does someone else know it? A name-on-wrist Soulmate AU ; in which when they were young their relatives taught them a dead language. Septiplier One Shot

FREAKY FREAKY FREAKY Climber becomes freaky towards Karl

Are you miserably lost and don't know who you are? Then you've failed. Read this and stop being such a failure. Don't worry, I'm sure even with your literacy level, even you can understand this. If you're not offended by the end, I have failed. Then again, I'm certain that a simpleton like you can pick up on the sarcasm dripping from every letter. Here's another satire making fun of society today, in reader friendly ABC form.

Celery shares the meaning of life

Today is a snow day for all of WEbbitown Public Schools! But Cebbi accidentally went to school ANYWAY! And all the doors AND the windows were LOCKED by the principal who is simply called "Mum". Will Cebbi find their way out of the school before they turn into an uwu anime furry? Read the story to find out!!

"Calling the War Council of Gallifrey, this is The Doctor!" "Good luck." "Standing by." "Ready." "Commencing calculations." "Soon be there." "Across the boundaries that divide one universe from another." "Just got to lock onto his coordinates." "And for my next trick." ----- This is a story of all twelve doctors, stumbling about the universe. But when the Doctors are slowly be gathered together, one by one, who is to blame? With their companions taken, The Doctors must work not only to save the companions lives, but the life of the entire Universe. ----- *Title will be updated* *This story is a secondary story. No promises it will be updated on the current schedule.*