Celery Stories

these are going to be the shittiest poems you have ever read, so prepare yo selves. i will try to make five a day, but i am a chronic procrastinator, so we'll see how that goes. EDIT 11/22/15: lol i cant believe i promised five a day oops EDIT 11/19/16: im still alive and i might start writing again but no promises

Gloriana Hamilton had the worst enemy of all time: Nina 'Nona' Reynolds. Nona was soft on the outside but creepy on the inside. (literally)

Celery has been brought to life!!! This book is a nightmare come true, but a 12 year old child decides to stop this mess, he stares right into deaths eye and makes death blink. He gets his rubber band and a spoon and heads outside to defeat the celery army.

online dating sites can't be THAT bad because hey 4/5 couples end up happy !!

Celery. It's all you need

"I feel very naked and raw" “do you want to feel better?” little tiny cat sounds little tiny baby sounds the hum of someone falling asleep  an inside out lullaby  coming from your chest and so on and so on pouring from your chest consistent humming

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"Calling the War Council of Gallifrey, this is The Doctor!" "Good luck." "Standing by." "Ready." "Commencing calculations." "Soon be there." "Across the boundaries that divide one universe from another." "Just got to lock onto his coordinates." "And for my next trick." ----- This is a story of all twelve doctors, stumbling about the universe. But when the Doctors are slowly be gathered together, one by one, who is to blame? With their companions taken, The Doctors must work not only to save the companions lives, but the life of the entire Universe. ----- *Title will be updated* *This story is a secondary story. No promises it will be updated on the current schedule.*

Cesily isn't actually that crazy. She's just socially awkward. Yes, she is a little weird, but it isn't her fault. She's been isolated from children her age since she was seven. When that happened, she stopped talking. She started to go just slightly insane from all the loneliness. She wasn't like this before. This only started when she hit the age of sixteen. She also stopped eating three meals a day. Cesily's mother decided that it was time to put her back in the private school system. Cesily will have to sit in a classroom of real people. She hasn't done this in nine years. She is going to have to talk. She made a friend for once. What if she loses her friend? Cesily is trying to become normal again. She's paranoid.

Y/n, your mom and various other quirky characters decide to go to brunch Highest ranking: No.1 in celery 😩💅🌈

This is a draco fanfic... A moving story about the power of celery. This is a crossover between the Harry Potter universe and the victorious universe and with a hint of twilight of course...

This thing will pretty much have everything under the sun. Poetry, rants, stories, parodies, you name it. And you should name it. If you want to request something, just comment or PM me. ~Aylei

Celery Loki helmet.

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