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The Cobbleditch Guidebook Your essential companion to a village that shouldn't exist but somehow does. This lovingly unreliable guide takes you through the lanes, legends, and lunch habits of Cobbleditch - home of the Cheese & Onion Zoo, The Mermaids Armpit, and several confused residents who insist they've met the Queen (they haven't). Inside, you'll find: A full directory of notable locals, from the vicar who fell into a trifle to the woman who knits exclusively in the dark. A map that changes depending on who's holding it. Local recipes, including Egg & Regret Sandwiches and Emergency Chutney. Cautionary notes for visitors, especially regarding the geese. Part travel guide, part village noticeboard, and part therapy exercise, The Cobbleditch Guidebook invites you to wander through a place where reality gave up, made tea, and stayed for good.

Just some oneshots of our favorite nonce!! ‼️JOKE‼️ i do not support paul.