Cheeseburger Stories

Woo! Another completely random story! Lol. Seriously though, this is some seriously weird stuff. Now I don't typically remember my dreams but apparently, they are bizarre. Watch out, I'm going to tell you all about the land of the cheeseburgers and how to avoid offending them. Oh, and make sure you aren't around if one of said cheeseburgers is murdered. They're quick to blame us "beastly humans".

☆ Hello! Thank you for choosing to read this, it will have slow updates, yet, i'll try my hardest to update it. Please enjoy! ~ SOME LIME!! NO SMUT THOUGH.

"Beautiful, inspiring oneshots about true love. Will break your heart and give you hope." - A 100% real person "Incredible. I've never related to anything more." - that one crazy man "I like hamburgers." - Hobo Jo "What did I just read." - Someone who obviously doesn't appreciate the art of hamburgers. If anyone has any ideas please PM me! I need three more chapters published before August 1 to enter this into the Wattys

A kid named Roy was handing out with his friends when they found a portal, they told him not to go but he did. he went into a strange universe, but then realized he can't leave.. now he's stuck with these.. humanized stickfigures??...

I only have tree dollars since i wasted all my money while being drunk on feet figurines, collectionable cds and a custom fish shaped bass that i can play with my feet. Now like any other independent colllege student i have to find a job or two (or three) to pay my rent or else ill get evicted

I'm a fat potato sack

Read the title 🙃👌

i litiraly fucking hate my friends so muxh. i literally have two friends in school because my friend group is toxic. one of them style is generally embarrassing. and everyone bullies them and it's embarrassing to go anywhere near them. they also stink of cheese which isn't fucking funny. the whole bus reeks after he gets on 😍😍 anyway the other one is so annoying too she literally is such a pussy and a lightweight she'll cry over anything. she literally doesnt say anything if someone says something about hrr like ok i get ur trying to be mature but u just look stupid. she doesnt even like going places and shes always like "i don't wanna go in the water the fish will hurt me🥺" bitch i dont fucking care get in the water. like ok im not a dare devil but im not like her GOSH. shes one of my only friends but her style is so weird. she will literally wear a hoodie from leavers 19 (when we left primary school) like what. its the ugliest fucking thing i've ever seen before. oh yeah not to mention she wears BLACK LEGGINGS. im sorry but pleaseeeeee stop. shes so annoying like if we see someon i have a fight w in the street i 'll tell her to go a different way bc i dont wanna get in a fight or whatever because im not prepared or yk. she'll just be like "its too longgggg" omfg stfu before i drag your stupid anorexic ass. shes so annoying if i get in a fight w someone she doesnt even stick up for me even though i stick up for her in every argument she has with ppl 😂 like ok ik im the problem but idc 😨😨🤨 /j i hate my friends!!

Without knowing it, Riley Hart has landed herself in a pretty awkward situation. She didn't agree to become a world renowned hair stylist, but she did agree to sign her latest contract. In fact, she didn't agree to most of the stuff that's started to happen to her, and it was all because she signed her latest contract...

18+ but I actually don't care what age reads this. this is my first fan fiction. please no hate meh.

naked gorilla

Idk what to put here

I take random writing prompts and write about them

Just the remaining Avengers taking care of Morgan and going on crazy fun adventures. Endgame Spoilers! Morgan's family is owned by Marvel. Pictures come from pintrest.

Cheese

What's with this fries before guys nonsense? I like both. I want fries and the guys.

Lily was the always a daydreamer, determined to make even seemingly impossible dreams of hers a reality. And when her dreams finally begin to become a resality, she's ecastic. All of the sudden more and more starts going this daydreamers way. Including meeting her longtime idols, a band called "Super Circuit" But then something happens that changes that a bit too drastically, which forces Lily to cope with things she never thought possible and positions that she thought she'd only be stuck in during Nightmarers