Cheeseontoast Stories

A very messy crack story I wrote when I was 12

A welsh disabled 20 year old barmaid of a lively friendly pub who's also a drama student at university in London, one night she meets the man who'll love her forever and she'll love him forever.

A Queen/Freddie Mercury Fanfiction which may be a bit weird but IDGAS

"Freddie, I- I'm so scared, I can't do this..." "It's okay darling he cant heart you anymore." Something good comes out of everything, but they didn't expect this to come out of it.

if you've ever wanted to ask freddie mercury about his cats, or how brian may takes care of his hair, now's your chance. // REQUESTS CLOSED

It's queen, what more do you need?

Despite being a popular girl, Mary-Grace feels like she never fits in. However, one simple press of a button will change it all.

𝙊𝙣𝙚 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙥𝙪𝙗 𝙏𝙬𝙤 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙮 (discontinued)

Hey you ! Yeah you ! You wanna some cheese on toast ? •▽• (Humour con et blagues pas marrantes garanties dans ce livre qui a la valeur de 1€)

diary of daily crappy life without the clichés. i think.