Cheesypickuplines Stories

Elizabeth moves from England back to America. She arrives at a new school for her senior year, only she didn't expect her childhood best friend, that she used to have a thing for, to be there. "Hey Riles?" she looks my way. "Yeah?" I turn my head in the guys direction. "Who's that? The guy sitting in the windowsill." she looks in the same direction as me, and as soon as she sees him she squeals. "HOLY SHIT, you think he's hot!!!!! OHMYGOD OHMYGOD finally!!!! I thought you'd eventually turn into some lonely old woman with twenty cats as pets!!! You'd be one of tho-" "Oh just give me the name!! and DON'T. BE. SO. LOUD!!" I whisper-yell at her. Jesus, did she want the whole school to hear? The one I'm new at to be specific. She looks at me apologetically. "Right sorry, just got a bit excited over here. Well his name is Ace Ake-something... Crap this is like the billionth time I forgot someones last name! ake- ake-" "Akers" I Finnish for her my eyes becoming wide. "Ace Akers"

Please give this book a go!! :)

A sport, two boys, and some cheesy pickup lines. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨? - ©⁻ᵗᵃⁱʸᵃᵏⁱ

When Cinderella's heart got broken by Prince Charles, she accidentally doomed her children along with his, to an eternity of hate and misery. Now, two hundred of years later, her great-times-a-million granddaughter must face the terror of true love and betrayal to break a curse of everlasting pain.

Cheesy pick up lines that will hopefully make your crush or anyone smile! :) Feel free to use these in any books that you're writing. I know some of you are going to say that some of these lines are cliché and stuff but honestly, they really made me smile. P.S. I found most of these on Google because I don't know any cheesy pick up lines :) Also, I really don't know why I'm doing this. I'm bored. :)

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Some cheesy ass pickup lines to make your day

"Y/n, y/n, tell- tell me what's wrong. C-calm down." "F-Fuck him. FUCK HIM." [ᴍɪʟᴅ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ \\ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ]

Samantha Jenkins is a beautiful girl. She is popular, a bad girl. She is 18 and a senior in high school. One day she runs into the school bad boy. Jake stone. Tall hot sexy. A bad boy. Just about all girls fantasy. He has muscles. School football captain. And one cocky son of a bitch. Follow Samantha and Jake on their long journey of cheesy pick up lines. Amazing comebacks. And solid burns. Warning. If you don't like foul language don't read. Luv ya

If you like cheesy puns and pick up lines, this is the book for you! "Love At First Line" is a book of short stories, all romance, but also containing Fantasy and other genres. Each story has its own line, and you can comment your own and I'll dedicate the chapter to you! I'm not super experienced. This book is full of errors, repitition, and mistakes. Not to mention, this book really doesn't have the best plot in its stories. However, I do put time and effort into this, and while it's not the best, I still think it's good! So, I really do hope you enjoy!

A beautiful collection of cheesy pickup lines you won't want to miss

Funny and cheesy pick up lines! Hope you enjoy!

{ DISCONTINUED WORK } - "Are you a donut, because you are all sugar and curves." "If only you could get some of it. Sadly, today's not your day when trying to seduce people into having sex with you." "What.. What the actual fuck! I didn't mean it like-" "Even if ya didn't, you can't just say that to people, asshat." "I'll be on my way, thank you very much. Also, prepare for a one-star review." - In which a certain heterochromatic male attempts to help an anger-filled ash blonde with pick up lines at a counter in Krispy Kreme. Keyword: attempts • OVER-THE-TOP AMOUNT OF SWEARING , EVERYONE HAS ISSUES & TONS OF CHEESY PICK UP LINES YOU ARE FREE TO USE NO QUIRKS | MODERN AU STARTED: 01.07.20 | ENDED: 00.00.00

Hey guys! This is nooot really a story, just cheesy lines my bf used on me and vice versa!

Hahahahahahah I'm bored.

you shall never get a girlfriend or boyfriend with these...but you can try ;)

My name is Alexandra Knight. Allie for short. I am a 17 year old junior at Scottsdale High in LA, California. I am also a model for different magazine companies, basically whoever needs me I am there. It's a secret. Only my close family knows. There is a problem in my life even though it may seem perfect. I'll give you one name: Justin Williams. Scottsdale's esteemed bad boy. He won't leave me alone. He likes to pick on me. My name is Justin Williams. The Bad boy of the school. It's really just a label I've had to go along with for so many years. I don't think I'm that much of a bad boy. I don't ride a motorcycle like you see in movies, I like to play dolls with my 5 year old sister, I don't like to drink or party, and I am not a player like some people think I am. I really like this girl: Allie Knight. She is gorgeous with that blonde hair and hazel eyes. I need to get her attention, but she wants nothing to do with me. So I pick on her, just joking around but it seems to irritate her, I just can't stop. She looks so cute when she is mad. Gosh I sound like a girl. Oh well the price a guy pays for love. Will Justin be able to get through to Allie? Will Allie's secret be let out? Will love conquer all? Go on and read to find out in "The Bad Boys Model".