Historias de Chimichangas

Y/n never expected much out of life. She had her small online business, love of art, family and the fact that she was a weeb. But never in her life did she expect to find a man in a red suit with two katanas and a few voices in his head hanging upside down by her window. Watching her change like a creep. Let alone a parasite in a - "PARASITE!??!!" "Yeah. What else would you be, inky bitch with razors for teeth?" "God save my sanity." "Oh, little artist, you ain't gonna have any of that by the time I'm finished with you~" ". . ." "He's standing behind me, isn't he." "Yup." When dimensional barriers shatter and fictional characters flood into our world during COVID non alles things can get a bit . . . Weird.

I do not own anything marvel this is all kinda new to me I don't usually write but I thought I'd get into it and this is a thing I ship so if you don't like it leave if you do stick around I'll update as much as I can This is about how wade and Peter fall in love but peter gets kidnapped and tortured and wade has to save him but his worlds falling apart bc he doesn't have peter and he has to get him back and before all that it's how they meet and bond and eventually date.

You know who Deadpool is right?! That one chimichanga loving merc with a mouth. He got a new suit from Stark, so now he can travel to other planets or do whatever he wants to do with the suit.

Deadpool finaly has his very own book! There will be puns! There will be team ups! There will be Mexican food! There will be no fourth wall because Deadpool destroys it!!!!

This is a single Deadpool story entitled Raiders of the Kingdom of the Temple of the Last Chimichanga. The title is a parody of Indiana Jones. I hope you guys enjoy!

꒰ 🥥 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟᏟhเꪑเᥴhᥲᥒgᥲ᥉꒰ 🥥 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐨

muy buenos dias o taRDE O NOCHES !!!! AQUI SE TRATA DE UNA CONVERSACION DE COMEDIA ROMANTICA Y UNAS CHIMICHANGAS TE INVITO A LEERLA!!!! MIENTRAS COMES UNAS RICAS CHIMICHANGAS ATTE: DEADPOOL

"You're the merc with a mouth and I'm just a regular guy. Why are you so interested in me?" "Good question. Probably because you're zaddy as fuck and you make some mean chimichangas." - Where Louis is Deadpool, Harry is his enemy and they are both enchanted by Zayn, the deadpool fanatic and fantastic chef.

He wanted her, He got her..He played her, He lost her.

Hope you enjoy this story! I tried my best! I've been snooping around Wattpad and all of the stories of deadpool, he was either out of character, had predictable romance, or just didn't make sense. So I tried my best. Thanks!

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Hello and Welcome! glad you came to stop by ➡ [ Note: ] There are also some roleplay starters in here.

Wade Wilson accidentally falls in love with Uncle Sam. Explosions, chaos, fireworks, and emotional whiplash ensue. America may or may not survive the heartbreak. By: Deadpool (yes, that Deadpool) Warnings / Tags: - Excessive profanity
-Romantic chaos -Crackship: Deadpool x Uncle Sam
-Enemies-to-lovers
-Patriotic innuendo -Feelings, emotional trauma, heart eyes -Chimichangas & consequences
-Fireworks, explosions, and general mayhem
-4th of July-themed angst
-Self-insert / fourth wall breaking
-"Holy shit, this is canon now" moments

Deadpool has to always fuck something up and this is no different. He has been requested to save the world from a new alien threat plaguing the world but can't help himself from turning this into his own personal wet dream.

(Strangling Dante) "Hello Izuku here. Based on the name I think we can all guess what this one's about. If you don't know about my counterpart Deadpool then warnings for language, violence, and of course sex jokes. If you want some kind of happy go lucky story look somewhere else idiots. If your still here there's something wrong with you, but who am I to judge. So here's my story" "Oh and the cover will change when Dante gets around to drawing one himself. Sorry Dante gave up on making it obvious when I'm breaking the fourth wall because Watt Pad won't keep it and constantly going to fix it is pissing him off."

Use at your own risk kiddies! These are filled with the best insults i (the legend himself) has used over the years... 99.9% GUARANTEED TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED!

Super big deadpool fan? Well your in the right place my amigo I got a hot line up of some spicy deadpool stories coming up so go ahead and start on reading reader!