Chimichangas Stories

"You're the merc with a mouth and I'm just a regular guy. Why are you so interested in me?" "Good question. Probably because you're zaddy as fuck and you make some mean chimichangas." - Where Louis is Deadpool, Harry is his enemy and they are both enchanted by Zayn, the deadpool fanatic and fantastic chef.

Hope you enjoy this story! I tried my best! I've been snooping around Wattpad and all of the stories of deadpool, he was either out of character, had predictable romance, or just didn't make sense. So I tried my best. Thanks!

I do not own anything marvel this is all kinda new to me I don't usually write but I thought I'd get into it and this is a thing I ship so if you don't like it leave if you do stick around I'll update as much as I can This is about how wade and Peter fall in love but peter gets kidnapped and tortured and wade has to save him but his worlds falling apart bc he doesn't have peter and he has to get him back and before all that it's how they meet and bond and eventually date.

Hi guys this is for my Dad his birthday is this Saturday coming up November 26th and I just want to wish him a happy birthday...

Pics of me... may include Deadpool as well if you want to show me one just leave a link!

Wade Wilson accidentally falls in love with Uncle Sam. Explosions, chaos, fireworks, and emotional whiplash ensue. America may or may not survive the heartbreak. By: Deadpool (yes, that Deadpool) Warnings / Tags: - Excessive profanity
-Romantic chaos -Crackship: Deadpool x Uncle Sam
-Enemies-to-lovers
-Patriotic innuendo -Feelings, emotional trauma, heart eyes -Chimichangas & consequences
-Fireworks, explosions, and general mayhem
-4th of July-themed angst
-Self-insert / fourth wall breaking
-"Holy shit, this is canon now" moments

First book (on wattpad) if you want to keep up with the author (me) i have a youtube channel youtube.com/TheDragonAspect3

tim tom DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A REAL FANFICTION ITS SUPPOSED TO BE WEIRDLY ENTERTAINING DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY LOL

(Strangling Dante) "Hello Izuku here. Based on the name I think we can all guess what this one's about. If you don't know about my counterpart Deadpool then warnings for language, violence, and of course sex jokes. If you want some kind of happy go lucky story look somewhere else idiots. If your still here there's something wrong with you, but who am I to judge. So here's my story" "Oh and the cover will change when Dante gets around to drawing one himself. Sorry Dante gave up on making it obvious when I'm breaking the fourth wall because Watt Pad won't keep it and constantly going to fix it is pissing him off."

This is a single Deadpool story entitled Raiders of the Kingdom of the Temple of the Last Chimichanga. The title is a parody of Indiana Jones. I hope you guys enjoy!

Deadpool finaly has his very own book! There will be puns! There will be team ups! There will be Mexican food! There will be no fourth wall because Deadpool destroys it!!!!

muy buenos dias o taRDE O NOCHES !!!! AQUI SE TRATA DE UNA CONVERSACION DE COMEDIA ROMANTICA Y UNAS CHIMICHANGAS TE INVITO A LEERLA!!!! MIENTRAS COMES UNAS RICAS CHIMICHANGAS ATTE: DEADPOOL

Super big deadpool fan? Well your in the right place my amigo I got a hot line up of some spicy deadpool stories coming up so go ahead and start on reading reader!

You know who Deadpool is right?! That one chimichanga loving merc with a mouth. He got a new suit from Stark, so now he can travel to other planets or do whatever he wants to do with the suit.

Use at your own risk kiddies! These are filled with the best insults i (the legend himself) has used over the years... 99.9% GUARANTEED TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED!

Deadpool has to always fuck something up and this is no different. He has been requested to save the world from a new alien threat plaguing the world but can't help himself from turning this into his own personal wet dream.

The story of a normal day for... well... the Mirk with a Mouth himself!!!