Historias de Chimichangas

Hope you enjoy this story! I tried my best! I've been snooping around Wattpad and all of the stories of deadpool, he was either out of character, had predictable romance, or just didn't make sense. So I tried my best. Thanks!

tim tom DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A REAL FANFICTION ITS SUPPOSED TO BE WEIRDLY ENTERTAINING DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY LOL

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(Strangling Dante) "Hello Izuku here. Based on the name I think we can all guess what this one's about. If you don't know about my counterpart Deadpool then warnings for language, violence, and of course sex jokes. If you want some kind of happy go lucky story look somewhere else idiots. If your still here there's something wrong with you, but who am I to judge. So here's my story" "Oh and the cover will change when Dante gets around to drawing one himself. Sorry Dante gave up on making it obvious when I'm breaking the fourth wall because Watt Pad won't keep it and constantly going to fix it is pissing him off."

You know the gist... Kill shit get laid, the usual

Hello and Welcome! glad you came to stop by ➡ [ Note: ] There are also some roleplay starters in here.

Proceed this way ^

"You're the merc with a mouth and I'm just a regular guy. Why are you so interested in me?" "Good question. Probably because you're zaddy as fuck and you make some mean chimichangas." - Where Louis is Deadpool, Harry is his enemy and they are both enchanted by Zayn, the deadpool fanatic and fantastic chef.

This is a single Deadpool story entitled Raiders of the Kingdom of the Temple of the Last Chimichanga. The title is a parody of Indiana Jones. I hope you guys enjoy!

He wanted her, He got her..He played her, He lost her.

Y/n never expected much out of life. She had her small online business, love of art, family and the fact that she was a weeb. But never in her life did she expect to find a man in a red suit with two katanas and a few voices in his head hanging upside down by her window. Watching her change like a creep. Let alone a parasite in a - "PARASITE!??!!" "Yeah. What else would you be, inky bitch with razors for teeth?" "God save my sanity." "Oh, little artist, you ain't gonna have any of that by the time I'm finished with you~" ". . ." "He's standing behind me, isn't he." "Yup." When dimensional barriers shatter and fictional characters flood into our world during COVID non alles things can get a bit . . . Weird.

Wade Wilson accidentally falls in love with Uncle Sam. Explosions, chaos, fireworks, and emotional whiplash ensue. America may or may not survive the heartbreak. By: Deadpool (yes, that Deadpool) Warnings / Tags: - Excessive profanity
-Romantic chaos -Crackship: Deadpool x Uncle Sam
-Enemies-to-lovers
-Patriotic innuendo -Feelings, emotional trauma, heart eyes -Chimichangas & consequences
-Fireworks, explosions, and general mayhem
-4th of July-themed angst
-Self-insert / fourth wall breaking
-"Holy shit, this is canon now" moments

First book (on wattpad) if you want to keep up with the author (me) i have a youtube channel youtube.com/TheDragonAspect3

Hi guys this is for my Dad his birthday is this Saturday coming up November 26th and I just want to wish him a happy birthday...

muy buenos dias o taRDE O NOCHES !!!! AQUI SE TRATA DE UNA CONVERSACION DE COMEDIA ROMANTICA Y UNAS CHIMICHANGAS TE INVITO A LEERLA!!!! MIENTRAS COMES UNAS RICAS CHIMICHANGAS ATTE: DEADPOOL

Use at your own risk kiddies! These are filled with the best insults i (the legend himself) has used over the years... 99.9% GUARANTEED TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED!

Deadpool has to always fuck something up and this is no different. He has been requested to save the world from a new alien threat plaguing the world but can't help himself from turning this into his own personal wet dream.