Chineseff Stories

Wen Ning gets popular for accidentally filming aesthetic "zombie-core" content. He gains 3M followers by silently staring into the camera while stirring porridge. Wei Wuxian becomes his chaotic manager. Lan Wangji is forced to hold a ring light. Someone starts a fan theory that Wen Ning is immortal. They are correct. No one believes it.

A group of juniors starts a secret gardening club. Wei Wuxian crashes it. He brings cursed potatoes, chaotic compost, and somehow gets the carrots to grow in the shape of rabbits. Lan Wangji says nothing... except to quietly plant one beside his own lot. Wei Wuxian wins "Best Plant" and makes an acceptance speech no one asked for.