Chives Stories

When Mary tastes some really sweet chives, it takes her to another place.. SWEET AS CHIVES

Story Time: Mr.Goodman Goes to Marvin's house to get His house Payment and he is surprised that he actually did have his house payment, Wanna know what happens next? Find out this will have Fluff This is my AU In my AU Mr Goodman: Same old Mr.Goodman Rose is a Gold Digger and only Wants Marvin For the money he has Marvin~He is kinda rich and kinda not Jeffy~Same old Retard (PS: I don't hate Jeffy he's One of my favorites I only called him Retard because he is One)

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An adventurous girl named chives runs into her dream come true, meeting Harry Styles. Chives and Harry Styles form a relationship like no other. However the celebrity-fan girl relationship may not work out due to other jelous fans, and people who just want drama. Before they break up, they have sex. Chives is not satisfied with Harry's style of pleasure, and spreads the word of how terrible he was in the bed. When word gets out, people go crazy. Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex turns into exs exs exs exs. So much hate for one celebrity. Harry Styles sucks at sex, and giving pleasure. And plot twist; he shaved his head. A cucumber jumps into the story when chives tells world how Harry Styles has no cucumber, so then after he becomes bald, he moves to Saturn and later gets sucked into a black hole.

Day 10. Javier didn't want to count, but deep down, buried with all the denial, she knew time was coming to a close.

Kwa-ee-var? Is that how you say it? No? I'll just call you Chives, since that's your favorite spice. One day, I'm gonna make them famous, just you watch! I'm gonna be a chef like your old man, but even better- I won't be old!